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One for the bottoms out there... but all views welcome... wanted. No one really helps explain the 'etiquette' of homosexual sex when you're first starting out. What I mean, in particular, as a bottom, no

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Old 09-27-2008   #1 (permalink)
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Gay (sex) Etiquette?

One for the bottoms out there... but all views welcome... wanted.

No one really helps explain the 'etiquette' of homosexual sex when you're first starting out. What I mean, in particular, as a bottom, no one really explains the joys of the douche.

Tops, unless they have a scat fetish (ewwwww), expect a bottom to douche before sex, right?

I brought a Colt Gear Guyser, as I figure sooner or later my luck with guys might change and I'm gonna have to roughly know what's expected of me. I gave it a go and holy Mary mother of God, it's truly disgusting, not gross, just fucking vile.

Unless you tops like a side of gravy on your evening of passion, douching is an absolute. But Ive tried it a couple of times now and man, I just gave up, after an hour of 'douching' in the shower, things were just not cooperating.

I've seen shite before, however, just not quite so much of it and certainly not that much of my own.

I guess this is a subject that sparks the same reaction in top only guys as menstruation in straight guys but does anyone have an easy answer?

Do you douche, what do you do? Is this the bottom mans taboo?

What the easiest and least disturbing way of sorting yourself out for your man?

Help please guys?

"Blah, blah, blah, go blow it out your arse!"

So I'm having an introspective ramble.

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Old 09-27-2008   #2 (permalink)
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sounds like you may need to eat healthier my friend. which truly could also be a part of it. if you eat healtheir and lighter, perhaps even add some soluable fiber to your diet then your bowels will naturally evacute themselves completely. here's a little tip i got once from my doctor. i good sign you're eating healthy is if it floats in the toilet (sorry i don't mean to leave anyone with lingering thoughts here) .
you may also want to consider the digestive tract and anal sex. digested matter (feces) resides predominatly in the small intestines. when the body no longer has any digestive use of this matter it empties it into the rectum thus causing the nerves in the rectum to send a signal to the brain (this is when you get that oh i got to shit feeling) and the body evacuates the rectum. anal sex takes place in the rectum where there shouldn't be any shit unless you're taking one. now that doesn't mean you can be "dirty" which again comes back to eating right, and you can ask yourself a simple question. how much do i have to wipe? loose or soft stool is bound to leave some skid marks on your insides but also your outsides. if you have to spend 20 minutes cleaning your ass off after you dropped the kids off at the pool then yes you're probably a little messy deeper in as well. but if one or two caution wipes is all it took then you're most likely clean.
now the thing about douches aka ENEMAS. we all know what enemas were designed for. a cure all to constipation. constipation is when you have hard or impacted fecal matter in your small intestine. when taking an enema you are of course filling your rectum with fluid. this fluid in turn seeps into the small intestine. the fluid inturns softens the fecal matter and forces the small intestine to evacuate it's contents. so by "douching" you are forcing your small intestine to prematurly empty it's contents.
now there are a great number of gay men that feel they must douche before any sex, and there are a good number that like doing it. they like the way it feels.
in my opinion i wouldn't do it. of course it comes back to the whole wiping your ass thing. if you're a messy guy then perhaps you might want to douche. if that's the case then try not inserting the douche so far into your rectum, not using as much water at a time, and immediately releasing that water. thereby only cleansing your rectum out. which should honestly be the only concern.
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Old 09-28-2008   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah, kinda makes sense. Makes me a little worried as to what I was managing to wash out.

Have just brought some dietary fibre supplements though, I'm interested in what effect that has, cheers.

"Blah, blah, blah, go blow it out your arse!"

So I'm having an introspective ramble.
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Old 09-28-2008   #4 (permalink)
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Shinato good advice you gave mate! I agree fully. Diet and fiber for sure. another thing is smoking , don't smoke. as a bottom myself I find very few guys are stopped from having anal sex because they are scarred of getting into more mess then they can handle. simply clean up and try again. Some foods will effect you and make this problem worse and others will help. eat lots of fruit and veg.
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Old 09-28-2008   #5 (permalink)
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At the risk of giving too much info, I had had a Mexican meal that night, lol, and that never really agrees with me, lol.

Grossed out yet, be thankful you weren't in the shower. lol

"Blah, blah, blah, go blow it out your arse!"

So I'm having an introspective ramble.
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Old 09-28-2008   #6 (permalink)
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As above, a diet with more fiber fruit and veg will help produce healthy stools that float and should not stink. Drink more water and cut out caffine and other drinks that make you pee a lot.

As for douching stop it now!! Once you have douched you wash away all the natural lubricants that help the stools leave the body. Washing away the natural lubricants allows the lining of the ass to tear much easier thus increasing the risk of infection, such as HIV. If you have to shit before the natural lubrication is restored this will be painful and the ass lining will tear, and what happens when the lining of the ass if torn..........increases the risk of HIV infection and is painful to receive a nice cock, no matter what the size.

Brinz
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Old 09-28-2008   #7 (permalink)
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someone asked roughly the same question to a gay advice columnist. here's part of his repsonse to the letter



There’s only one way to make sure your bowels pass through your poop deck without looking like they hosted a NASCAR event: Fiber. Men should eat 30-38 grams of fiber a day. Some experts say it should be as high as 60 grams a day. Guess how much the average guy eats? 10-15 grams! Everyone’s worried about carbs and proteins but if you’re going to bottom, you better keep an eye on your fiber intake. Here’s why:
  • It keeps your shit together. Soluble fiber (like bananas) dissolves in water but isn’t digested, so it absorbs excess liquid in the colon, forms a thick gel and adds lots of bulk as it parades up Intestinal Hill and down to Rectum Road. Like most gay pride parades, it picks up hitchhiking stragglers. It also softens and pushes through impacted fecal matter. The fiber, I mean, not gay pride. Though you could make a case for that, too.
  • They give shape to your shit. Ever see those Tokyo transit guys pushing passengers in with those sort of giant Schwab sticks so they can get more people into the train? That’s what insoluble fiber (like broccoli) does. Since it won’t dissolve in water and can’t be absorbed by the body, it passes through your stomach essentially intact, compacting “passengers” into the intestinal train and giving them the best shape to go through the colon.

So here’s what you need to do if you want a tongue-worthy sphincter:
  1. Eat 40 grams of fiber a day. Which foods have the highest soluble and insoluble fiber? Google it. I ain’t writing a nutrition column here.
  2. Drink lots of water. Fiber without water is like condoms without lube. It’s going to hurt like hell.
  3. Take Fiber Supplements. I like Konsyl, even though it tastes like sawdust. It has the highest fiber content, though, so I don’t have to take it as often as other brands. Start with one dosage a day and work yourself up to three. S-L-O-W-L-Y. Too much fiber at one time gives you gas. Bedrooms are No Farts Zones. You don’t want your partners dying of auto-not-so-erotic asphyxiation.
Remember, you’re not aiming for the boys at Brita to raise a glass of your butt spit and say, “Now THAT’S filtered water!” You’re aiming for the ability to get yourself squeaky clean with just a little finger-mopping in the shower.
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Old 09-30-2008   #8 (permalink)
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STOP sitting on the toilet seat. Squating on the rim of the bowl is the best method to shite. It provides the best evaculation.

The toilets in the west are a modern invention !!
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Old 10-05-2008   #9 (permalink)
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Of all the guys I’ve dated I’ve never known one to douche.
My shortest relationship was 3 years.
They were all manly burly guys and there was never any gravy to be found.

I have been monogamous (almost) with the same man for 4 yrs now and hes the only one I’ve “inspected” every time. Even after jogging or dancing all night it’s clean enuff to eat.
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Old 10-05-2008   #10 (permalink)
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When I suspect anal action, here's what I do:

TAKE A SHIT. I take a shit, then wait about 15-20 minutes. after the 15-20 minutes, I go back to the bathroom, grab my douche bulb, fill it with warm water, insert and squirt. I clench my anus closed and do a little shake then evacuate it all into the toilet. Thats called my dirty evac. then i fill my bulb again, jump in the shower, insert and squirt, do a shake and evacuate it. thats called my clean evac. it usually only takes those two. the first dirty, the second one clean. if the second one comes out brown water, then do a third until the water comes back clear.

IMPORTANT: I always do this standing up. If you do it laying down, then the water seeps back into your lower intestines and then youll have a mess, and the water can stay there for hours.

All in All this is my time-tested procedure and I have not had a "shitty experience"
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