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Jason, my roommate for freshman year at college turned out to be a guy from my home town who attended our hated rival Central High. So we had lots to argue about, mainly the football

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Old 10-13-2008   #1 (permalink)
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The Best Cock Contest

Jason, my roommate for freshman year at college turned out to be a guy from my home town who attended our hated rival Central High. So we had lots to argue about, mainly the football teamsí relative prowess or which cheerleaders had the nicest tits. Somehow the question of which school had the best chess team never arose. Jason was the kind of guy I liked: a loud mouth prick who didnít mind being put in his place. He pretended to dislike me. Every second sentence of his began: "David, youíre so full of shit..."

When we undressed at night I found myself enjoying the moment he would strip to his briefs for bed. I would deliberately engage him in conversation so I could look at his muscular body while we talked. Then I would undress also and be disappointed when he didnít glance my way, didnít seem to acknowledge that I had a muscular build too.

Although I played it cool at first and never purposefully timed it to happen, I knew it was inevitable that we would encounter each other in the dorm showers. I just wanted a complete picture of him, thatís all. Can any friendship be complete if youíve never seen each other naked? I felt I had a right to see what his prick looked like, how big it was, whether or not he was cut; as a consolation because it didnít seem likely that our relationship would move beyond friendly acrimony, the superficial guy to guy stuff. Then it happened. The dorm shower room was a plain rectangular room with 5 shower heads on each of the two walls facing each other, separated by flimsy plastic partitions open at the front. The few shy boys had to position themselves close to the wall to avoid having the guy next to them taking a peek at their precious manhood. Jason was not one of those types, of course. That day I found him proudly facing outward soaping himself, eyes closed, blissfully unaware that I had taken the shower directly opposite. When our eyes met I am ashamed to admit a tiny bit of awkwardness. Not embarrassment, exactly; just a funny feeling. Showering in front of strangers is nothing. But being naked with a friend and roommate for the first time personalizes your nakedness and makes it total. Thankfully this feeling always lasts but a few seconds, and soon Jason and I were gabbing away. When he turned to talk to another guy in the room I seized my chance and took a good look at his cock. Thicker and slightly longer than average, cut, with a really amazing color I couldnít identify. Was is brown, purple, grey? Jason obligingly turned around and I checked out his large round radiantly white bum set against the rich tan of his body. The bum was covered by matted down light brown hair which I imagined would appear short and fuzzy when dry. The hair was an unusual find because he didnít have much body hair elsewhere. I quickly rinsed off and left the shower as I didnít want to pop one. In bed that night I thought a lot about Jasonís cock. Not what I had expected. What did I expect? Iíve learned from experience that you canít tell about a guyís cock simply by checking him out when heís wearing clothes, even just shorts. You have to see the thing in the flesh. As I drifted off I remembered that I didnít check out his balls.

During the next two weeks Jason referred a few times to his "big dick", most often in non-relevant contexts. He had never talked like that before. I guess the pinhead assumed I checked out his cock that time in the showers. In bed one night Jason was yakking away and again referred to his massive cock, how pussy loved it, all that typical shit.

"Come on Jason, youíre only a small large, and thatís because of its thickness. Iíll bet most guys on the swim team have longer ones, for fuck sake."

There was a pause. I could just imagine Jason fuming away in the dark. But maybe I made a mistake and broke the guy code: I admitted I gave his prick a good enough look to estimate its size with accuracy. But instead of attempting to tease me by pointing this out Jason began to talk cock, something I had always wanted a straight dude to do - just talk cock with me. He said he had the worldís greatest cock, a cock large and scary, something which chicks couldnít get enough of, a work of art, a masterpiece of male pride. I listened to this with a raging hard on hidden under the sheets in the dark.

"Yeah, but Jason," I finally interjected "come on, that color, what is it? Itís weird, man."

"How can you say that, you small dicked yokel, you?"

"Hey, Iím a small medium, not a small. But thatís not important because mine is aesthetically pleasing, not like yours."

"What the fuck does that mean..."

"Aesthetically pleasing, you bozo. Itís means my dick is beautiful to look at." It was true. My cock was perfect. I had a theory that smaller cocks were the nicest looking because they had better proportions between the shaft and dickhead. In addition, mine was smooth and white with a dark circ scar half an inch from the bubble gum pink cone. I pointed all this out to Jason who was snickering, the asshole.

"Smaller ones are more user friendly."

"Mineís bigger."

"Mineís perfectly shaped. And white. Whereís your circ scar, eh? Buried in all that dark stuff so you canít see it."

"Look, anyone would say mineís better than yours. Any objective person, not your mom or girlfriend, if you have one."

Eventually we resolved to have someone judge the relative merits of our cocks and pronounce a winner, so convinced we were of our own superiority that we thought one personís opinion would be enough. Jason volunteered several females as candidates. "But Jason, do we really want a chick to judge? After all, do chicks really appreciate our dicks? Be honest. You know as well as I do that only about half of them really like to suck cock...." I was guessing here but based it on grumbling Iíve heard down the years from various guys. I continued: "You keep having to ask, and with some itís ĎOh, I canít do that... you pee with ití"

"Maybe youíre right...other guys, sometimes, have told me they felt underappreciated. So who do we get?"

"Well, we could get a gay guy to judge."

After a pause Jason said: "Yeah, that may not be a bad idea - a fag! They know best because they own the equipment too. And any one of them has seen more dicks than any chick. Great idea, but do you have anyone in mind?"

"Well, let me think...hmm."

"Hey, wait a minute. Thereís a guy down the hall whoís a fag. You know, the tall blond guy, kinda skinny."

"Kyle? Why do you think heís gay?"
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"When we were in the showers he gave me a double peek." To peek at a guy’s dick once is okay, everybody does it, but to peek a minute later suggests a more intense interest in the goods.

"Now, Jason, you can’t just assume..."

"In the morning I’ll approach him."

"Just don’t call him a fag. Goodnight."

The next day Jason had some news for me. "Kyle’s agreed to be the judge of who has the best cock. But he’s added an odd condition. Get this: he wants us to be completely naked for the contest. I’m not sure I like the sound of that."

"But Jason, it makes perfect sense. You can’t judge a cock out of context. It must complement the body. Understand?"

"I guess so. But still..."

We decided to get the thing over with right away rather than let things fester. I could not take more of Jason’s bragging about his cock, although the thought my of mouth sliding down that thick shaft got me hard just thinking about it. But first we agreed to trim our pubes (to put our best cock forward, so to speak). Jason preferred the shorn look so that the entire pubic area looks like a five o’clock shadow. I liked to shave mine bald except for a small tuft at the base of my prick. But I think I may have overdone it this time as the bush turned out to be equal in area to toothbrush bristles. As we compared our handiwork after the trimming I wiggled my cock at Jason and said, "It’s not too late to back down." He just aimed a scornful laugh at my cock.

We arranged a time when Kyle’s roommate would be away and left our room clad only in towels. It was not unusual to see guys wearing towels in the corridor but because of our destination we felt we had to skedaddle. My towel seemed to be shrinking as we stood in the hallway waiting for an answer to my knocking at the door. Eventually it opened to reveal Kyle regarding us with a look of ill-concealed excitement. I hadn’t taken much notice of Kyle before; I glimpsed him once in the showers when it was crowded and steamy, but I didn’t get a good look at his dick. But now up closer I realized this guy really was hot, in an unconventional way: dark blond fizzy hair worn down his forehead, thin face, big nose, about six foot tall. He was wearing a fluffy white cloth bathrobe.

Kyle closed the door behind us, sat down on the room’s only easy chair and began ordering us about: come over here, drop the towels, stand in front of me at attention. "I take it you two muscle boys are here to have your cocks judged?" We nodded. Jason seemed pissed off by this nonsense but I was loving it. Then Kyle stared intensely at our cocks from one to the other like he was following a slow tennis match. When Jason received the order to "lift up your cock" he took a gulp and meekly complied. Now I was really enjoying it. "Fine, fine, just as I suspected: just look at that mass of veins." I bent down for a close look at a side of Jason I had never seen before: his bumpy, veiny and reddish/purplish underside.

"Uh, Kyle, what about mine? As you can see I’m perfectly proportioned..."

Kyle ignored me and instead got up from the chair and began a visual inspection of our bodies. He peered intently at each of us in turn, feet to neck, then ordered us to turn around for a backside inspection.

"Nice bum fuzz, Jason."

"What does my hairy ass have to do with my cock?"

"Be quiet and turn back around. Both of you"

Obediently we turned to face Kyle and I noticed right away that a horizontal bulge of titanic proportions had grown at the mid section of the robe. It almost looked like he might topple over. I couldn’t suppress a snort which drew a dirty look from its owner. But then he immediately whipped the robe off and tossed it away causing Jason to flinch. Kyle’s lightly tanned body was neither athletic nor flabby; pretty nondescript but all the more erotic for that; sparse golden hairs were visible on his lower legs. But his cut cock pointing straight at us was both thick and long, a monster. You wouldn’t be able to suck on it, only lick it. And in a sword fight, forget it! I glanced at Jason. He seemed totally demoralized. I said to him: "What’s the matter, Jason? You seem surprised. Don’t tell me you didn’t notice his cock in the showers. "

"Yeah, but this guy’s a shower AND a grower. It’s fucking unfair."

Meanwhile, my own cock was expanding and rising and now stood at attention at its slight upward angle. I love those hands free hard ons - the absolute best! Even Jason was getting into the spirit of things, fingering his prick, although he could only boast of a semi, so far.

"Now the suck test," Kyle announced. "You first, Jason"

"Suck test? Uh, I don’t know about this..."

As Kyle lowered his knees to the carpet I glanced at my buddy who was beginning to relent. "Ah, what the fuck," he said as Kyle bent to the task. After just a few wet sucks Jason’s thick cock reached its full size, about six and a half inches of rock hard straightness, no curves or bends. But Jason was definitely a shower not a grower. I guess he had no idea the contest would include a boner round otherwise he would not have been so boastful before, relying on my imagination to conjure up a huge cock on the basis of an impressive flaccid five inches. But it was thick and Kyle seemed to be enjoying himself immensely, slurping and moaning softly as he continued to plow it. Jason’s closed eyes and smile testified to his blissful state. I was about to beat off just watching them but I didn’t want to shoot before Kyle was through with Jason. Finally I had to plea:

"Me, me, for fuck sake. He’s had enough."

Kyle whipped his head around in my direction, grabbed my ass with both hands and began to tickle my knob with his tongue, then bit it gently before plunging in. My defenceless prick was assaulted by a wet frenzied sucking, a relentless almost violent vacuuming. Because of my smaller size Kyle could go all the way down to the root. I could hear Jason saying "I always thought these guys would give great head...let me have some more." Well, I hated to share too. Kyle withdrew and cupped each hand on our balls and fondled them while looking at our raging boners. I peered down and noticed his own boner had reached what had to be its maximum size. I estimated 9 inches, a very thick 9 inches. I nudged Jason and said, "Bet you couldn’t get your hand around it." He seemed torn between genuine admiration for the massive tool and embarrassment at being number two in a three man field. But he was a good sport and made an attempt to wrap his hand around the mid point of Kyle’s shaft, barely succeeding. I tried as well but was just content to leave my hand gripping the warm cock.

Kyle said: "Now the final test, the fuck test."
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An alarmed Jason said "What the hell...?"

"I have to know how your pricks feel in my hole. It’s very important."

He turned around and planted himself on all fours, arched his back and pointed his smooth white and somewhat boney rump at us. Glancing backwards, he said: "Jason’s is a bit thick, so you can stretch me first David." Before jumping him I checked Jason’s reaction to the turn of events. (His face said: I liked getting my cock sucked by a guy, but ass fucking?) Kyle proceeded to stretch his ass cheeks apart as wide as they would go, revealing a dark pink hole ringed by a neat circle of light brown hairs, and further out a few bright red pimples set against a pure white ass, a wonderful palette of colors positively inviting a stiff cock to plow. I couldn’t wait any longer and almost flew onto Kyle’s backside, zeroed in on his succulent hole and began pumping away. It felt so marvellous being inside his ass that I let out pleasure grunts in sync with the rhythm of my strokes.

"Jason, this is great, it really is," I said to my friend whose deadly serious look indicated that he was about to demand his share. I wanted to prolong the ecstasy but Jason fouled things up by slapping my ass and then squeezing it. Oh Jason! In a matter of seconds I withdrew my cock and shot all over Kyle’s sweaty back, the biggest squirt landing on his left shoulder. Jason quickly elbowed me aside, picked Kyle up with ease and flung him on the couch, adjusted his hard cock in Kyle’s gaping anus, and was soon pumping away. (Missionary! You astonish me, Jason.)

"Oh fuck, he’s so tight. So fucking tight."

I got behind for a better view and was rewarded with the raw beauty of seeing Jason’s huge baggy red and hairless scrotum slapping against Kyle’s ass. I couldn’t resist feeling Jason’s wonderfully large and muscular ass, in return for him slapping and palming my bum before. But I did him with more vigor and especially loved feeling those ass hairs, before succumbing to the temptation of taking a few nips with my teeth and melding my tongue with a sweaty ass cheek. I rose fully to my feet to simply gaze in awe at the magnificent sight of Jason fucking away, so much so that I was hard again. Second helpings? Why not, I thought as my mouth sought Kyle’s stiff prick which seemed stuck to his abdomen. The size of the thing almost ripped my mouth apart as I greedily tried to take just a few inches. Impossible! I bit gently and tongued and licked what I could while Jason was leaning forward right above me groaning and pumping. At this point what I really wanted to do was fuck Jason in the ass but figured that would be pressing my luck. Kyle then came on his chest; Jason withdrew and deposited a healthy load on Kyle’s face. Not to be outdone I shot my reduced load at Jason and smeared it on his ass. (Hope you don’t mind, Jason).

Three deliriously happy dudes, bodies drenched in sweat and cum, collapsed in a heap on the floor. After a group shower Jason and I returned to our room. He was eerily silent for the rest of the evening until lights out. The only thing he said was that he was surprised how much fun "that kind" of sex was. That was it. I decided not to press him. My last thought before drifting off late that night was: what about the contest? Who does Kyle think has the best cock?

The next day Kyle appeared at our door. He had the official results.

"Please stand." We stood. Kyle had a stupid smile on his face. He paused.

"Come on, out with it Kyle," said Jason.

"Okay, the winner of the nicest cock contest is, well...it’s a tie."

A tie! Jason and I rushed Kyle and started tearing off his clothes. His pleas of "please, no, guys, come on, hey" were comically fake as we prepared to have our way with him again. And again, and again.

My project for mid-term: fuck Jason in the ass. I’ll keep you posted.
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Old 10-14-2008   #4 (permalink)
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awesome! keep it going
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Old 10-15-2008   #5 (permalink)
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haha! this is extremely well written, and still in a realistic realm. It got me off!
bravo!
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