A literal dick measuring contest

You know the expression "dick measuring contest", I wonder if that has actual happened to anyone here.

No the only time I asked some pals if they wanted to whip their equipment out for a length challenge - they all refused.

I bet they all thought you'd lost your mind.

You might lose your mind but maybe gaining a . . .! Keep smilin'

I got cornered into it once.

I was at the pub after hours with the owners son, and a number of girls ( who like to hang about for the free drinks from him )

He had a 'reputatio' with the local girls for having a big cock...and walked around the place arragantly boasting about it and obviously loving the fact every one thought he was hung.

Needless to say this one night the conversation came up with the girls and he challenged me to a cock measuring contest. I dont know about u guys but i have nothing to prove so dont go flashing my cock needlessly...so i declined.
I then got the usual treatment of being told I was chicken and obvisouly ha a small cock so I thought fuck it...

We decided to mesaure up hard ( u cant tell from a limp cock size wise can ya!! ) He gets hard and whips it onto the bar..by no means a small cock he measured just under 7 in lenght, prob about 5 or so girth. The girls were suitaby impressed.

My turn, I get my hard cock out..slap it next to his on the bar, one girl yelled 'what the fuck' and the rest started giggling a whispering at the obviously size differnece. A girl said, 'J you win....hands down!' That shut the arrogant prick up!!!

And that was that lol!

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I was a bad kid, so I got sent to a residential reform school when I was 16. There were different committees that the students served on, the Kitchen Committee and the Library Committee, etc. There was one committee that was not sanctioned by the school however, but the entire social hierarchy on the campus was defined by it. It was called the Johnson Committee, and it was made up of the five most well-endowed guys in the school, (the biggest guy being the head, the runner up being second-in-command, and so forth). On your first night in the dorms, you are required to present yourself to the committee, and if you not, you will become ostracized and a pariah. At the time I hadn't seen too many other guys dicks, so I had no idea mine was anything spectacular. I didn't wanna show myself, but I finally gave in. They give you a picture torn out of an old Maxim and a ruler, and you go into the bathroom to bone up. When you're ready, you call in the Johnson Committee, and present yourself to them. Well, they had never seen one that size, and there hadn't been anyone of my size there in recent memory. I was made the head of the Johnson Committee that night, and from then on I've been a cocky son-of-a-bitch. I ran into a buddy from those days a couple of years later, and he said my record still hadn't been topped yet. It's all been down hill from there.

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You know that you British guys are well known for really crass parties in pubs? This is one example. Your conversation topics with the local girls are really, really strange.
Maybe I'm just envious....

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You seem to hang out at the wrong places then. No difference to Germany actually. Size is an often discussed topic here with female friends.

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Where do you live, and what kind of group is that??

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Maybe I am abnormal but I have had a ton of dick measuring contests - school, university, night clubs and parties

The most wild one was an end of season rugby party where the Captains girlfriend measured us all for length and girth - 30 horny guys with hard ons!

While I wasn't in any of these, here are a few I know of first hand:

While I was in college there was a joint initiation stunt between a fraternity and a sorority where they blindfolded the guy pledges and the girls had to measure a guy, presumably soft. The guys didn't know if it was coming. The smallest guy, a friend of mine, had to wear a bag of sand on a rope around his neck at the cafeteria the next night. He actually wasn't that small, I think he just got a bad shrinkage break or something.

There was a bar that I used to go to that had a tape measure varnished under the top of the bar. If arguements got too loud, the bartenders or waitresses would threaten you with having to solve it with the tape measure. It shut most guys up. Every once in a while some drunk would whip it out, but I never actually saw them solve an argument with the tape measure.

The last one happened when I worked in a paint factory. One guy always bragged about how huge his dick was Finally, one of the other guys challenged him and said "fine, let's both slap them down on the top of a 55 gallon drum and see who wins." The bragging guy flopped his out and it was pretty big. The other guy said "OK, you win." It was right about then that the braggart realized this was an acetone drum and the underside of his cock was on fire. I bet he had a rash for a week.

in the navy we did them all the time... it gets boring when ur out to sea on watch

We have a dick measuring party early in the season. Usually the party after the first game. The girls insist because they use dick size to keep "score" during the rest of the season. We get new team members added frequently and that always leads to more measuring. So if a girl screws a guy with 6" twice she gets 12 points.

a bunch of us did once whilst drunk when we were camping out. came second... a bitter disappointment! i blame the beer...

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So how many of them did you win?