I've always wondered about the teaspoon/tablespoon/ml measurements of ejaculate. A teaspoon doesn't sound like much, nor even does a tablespoon really. But according to the reports, a tablespoon would be a big load. I guess it seems like more when it's shooting out all over the place instead of sitting in a spoon or a test tube.
I've never measured the volume of my ejaculate, mostly because it seems like it would be impossible to get it to stay in a spoon, or to even get it into a little tube. Also, it seems like a bit of a buzz kill to cum like that.
Interesting factoid re the velocity. I would think velocity would vary tremendously depending on the type of ejaculation.
In the following video, I think I achieved some excellent velocity and volume. But I wouldn't have a clue as to mph or ml or teaspoons or whatnot. Really big one