A couple of months ago, I read the autobiography of Christopher Plummer. Little did i know that he would win the Best Actor Oscar soon after I finished it. I had always been intrigued by him because in some of his films he showed a very hairy chest. BUT the reason for my adding this comment is that in his autobiography, Plummer happens to comment about cocksize among fellow actors. He said that John Ireland had the biggest cock of all the guys. While I was pleased with the information about John Ireland, I was even more pleased that a celebrity of his age would include a discussion of cocksize.
And all those times when I was jacking off watching TV programs, I was looking at Guy Madison (Wild Bill Hickock) rather than John Ireland. My bulge detector must have been malfunctioned, but I still was able to blow a load.