Originally Posted by Sergeant_Torpedo
Celibacy is okay, fantasising about sex with a missioner isn't that shocking. As a kid I remember my school mates avidly reading lurid accounts in the UK of an American woman who stalked her missioner to England. Abducted him, tied him up and abused and raped him. Even as kids we were bemused and amussed that a petite blonde girl could over power a 200 lb jock from Brigham Young. As a European I still find it difficult to understand why Mormon wives wear tart make-up allied in layers.
Well, in Ewetaw big hair and layers of blue eyeshadow are sort of a sacred sacrament expected of all wimmin, regardless of comeliness.
And it's true, missionaries are never left alone or even in twos very often. Which leads to the old joke:
: Why, when you go fishing with mormons, you must always take at least two?
: Because if you only take one he'll drink all of your beer.
I know, my bad.