Greetings!

I normally hate doing these things, but I figured why not? My name is Rory and I have a large penis, which is why I'm here.

Welcome to LPSG, Rory!

Greetings Rory, welcome to the group :)

*all together* Hi Rory with the large penis, welcome here.

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Wait, this is starting to sound like a 12 step program ...

Hi Rory - WELCOME - and your contribution is . . .

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You need to tell a little more about yourself. How big?

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Welcome to LPSG, the 12-step program for guys with a large penis.

Today's The Onion headline:

FAA Installs 36,000-Foot-Tall Air Traffic Lights


Please read the rules.

Maybe we should write those 12 steps out...

Of course. How could I forget to include that? All relevant info there. ;)

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Here comes da judge.

Welcome.