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"Signs" of a large penis

I was wondering if anyone knew how to tell if some one has a large penis from other physical attributes? For instance, do tall people with big hands have large penis'? Or does a large

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Old 03-03-2009   #1 (permalink)
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"Signs" of a large penis

I was wondering if anyone knew how to tell if some one has a large penis from other physical attributes? For instance, do tall people with big hands have large penis'? Or does a large nose=a large penis? Or big feet=big penis? Any body have any data on this?
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Old 03-03-2009   #2 (permalink)
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Check the elbows they are a sure sign of both size and curve.
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Old 03-03-2009   #3 (permalink)
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I always thought ones bronchial tubes was sure sign of big dickedness.
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Old 03-03-2009   #4 (permalink)
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Onslow....the elbow??
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Old 03-03-2009   #5 (permalink)
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Check his hands. If his hands are big and thick, so is his dick.
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Old 03-03-2009   #6 (permalink)
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Big liver, definitely!!!!
Ow no, that means to much grease lol, not healthy hahaha

I have big hands, big feet and a big nose, but I probably don't count as data for you lol
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Old 03-03-2009   #7 (permalink)
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Interesting that you should ask such a question, for I have in fact just concluded what I believe to be the FIRST and ONLY thorough scientific collection of data on this subject. My analysis concluded:

Let h be an individuals height, k the width across their knuckles on the right hand and L the the individual's inside leg measurment (all measurments in cm). If:

a) h < 150, and k has a value so that k+h >= I, where I is the individuals IQ score as determined by a MENSA IQ test.

and/or:

b) 2 < h/L < 2.2 and I-L > 104.3

said individual will have a penis of length p and girth g so that:

p = (h+7k-3)/10 and p/g < 1.5

Unless d, number of dogs owned, is an integer such that 5 > d > 1. In which case p = 15-d and g = 11-d.

I hope the above has answered your query to a satisfactory degree.

Last edited by D_Kissimmee Coldsore; 03-03-2009 at 04:22 PM..
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Old 03-03-2009   #8 (permalink)
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LMAO! Finally a scientific answer. I KNEW IT..no I just have to memorize the formula...I'll need a calculator...
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Old 03-03-2009   #9 (permalink)
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That is some shit there. I have a nice size dick and there is no way that formula is true figure it out in inches for me. Tell me what I have to measure and weather I have to add or what to get my size. Very interested to know
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Old 03-03-2009   #10 (permalink)
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Check their appendix.

Big appendix = big dicks.

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Absent of all thought and of all reason
Shoots me in the back
I think perhaps it must be shooting season
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Old 03-03-2009   #11 (permalink)
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Big feet = big shoes
Big hands = big gloves
Big nose = big nose
Big heart= nice guy
Big penis = big penis
This took years of careful research!

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Old 03-03-2009   #12 (permalink)
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Lol Nudeyorker.

big penis=big penis well I sure as fuck hope so :)
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Old 03-03-2009   #13 (permalink)
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a yellow plastic Large Penis On Board suction cuppie sign?

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"Men are awesome", I say.
"NOT ALL MEN", the Mensí Rights Activists chimes in before freezing where he stands.

Iíve got him now, Iíve won.
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Old 03-03-2009   #14 (permalink)
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well when it comes to the internet, just take what the guy told you it was and subtract 2-3 inches
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Old 03-03-2009   #15 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by avg_joe View Post
Check his hands. If his hands are big and thick, so is his dick.
Not true always - I have small hands, equal to my wife and have a 9.5 x 6 inches (smallest dimension measured on top, 11 inches if measured from underneath.)
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