Wives/girlfriends reactions to crotchwatchers
aquaman875: My wife has developed a sense of humor about people (women) staring at my bulge. If she can catch their eye, she'll give them a big knowing smile. One time we were in a food court in a mall and one woman was openly staring. So my wife reached over and put her hand on the bulge. The woman looked up and turned beet red. However, I once had a girlfriend who would get real pissed and possessive if someone was looking.
I thought some people might have some good stories.