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JAG: I'm assuming mod's are clicking this right now and expecting an advertisement. NOT THE CASE! Ooook. I havn't changed any variables in my life, except for one thing... Yesterday I started taking that arthrisis

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Old 08-16-2003   #1 (permalink)
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I found the secret to shooting your load far!

JAG: I'm assuming mod's are clicking this right now and expecting an advertisement. NOT THE CASE!

Ooook. I havn't changed any variables in my life, except for one thing... Yesterday I started taking that arthrisis pill, glucosamine. And we should all know that stuff PROBABLY doesn't effect how far you can shoot your load.

Anyways... I just wanted to tell you thats the one "chaos factor" in my little experiement, but try this and report back.

Ok... When you are watching a porn and you see some guy shoot his really far, do you ever notice anything they do? Seriously... Go to your porn archive right now and find a cum shot that is really impressive.

Now, this was the case in some of mine... I think Peter North is an exception... he's just a freak, but the rest of them did sometthing that I never bothered to think about. When they are about to cum, THEY STOP MOVING THIER HAND!!! They don't squeeze it, they just stop.

I've tried this TWICE this morning and shot easily a foot when before I just dribbled.

When you feel your orgasm coming on, jerk it until about a second before you know you are going to come. Then, just stop. Watch that stuff fly!! Its really impressive. And, its a whole different kind of orgasm. It really builds up and then releases instead of the usual. Hard to explain.

Anyways, I read somewhere that chicks are impressed by this type of thing, and I figured hey, this is info that should be shared, and tested.

So, whip out your wang and stop the jerk when you know you are going to blow your load if your hand is touching your dick or not. Report back with results.
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Old 08-16-2003   #2 (permalink)
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If you'd really like to shoot farther than ever before, stand at the edge of a dropoff or a cliff. The higher it is, the better. ;D

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Old 08-27-2003   #3 (permalink)
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TechnoTed: For a volcanic eruption, try this: About an hour before sex or jacking off, jack off to the point of that great feeling and STOP! If you have more time, repeat two or three times about an hour apart. This loads up your semen capacity to the max. When you ejaculate during sex or flogging your log, be prepared to simulate Peter North's spurt after spurt of hot cum and feel the thrills radiating thru your cock, balls, prostate and anus sometimes forcing out a dingleberry (or two).
To create loads of cum in your prostate (did you know your balls only contribute 1% of your total semen?) consume zinc. The best is the natural zinc found in oysters and liver. I consume a half tin of smoked oysters daily and the results are 'creamy'. These foods are not my favorite but love the effects so I squeeze all of the oils from the oysters and use various condiments to mask the taste. Good times.
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Old 08-27-2003   #4 (permalink)
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[quote author=TechnoTed link=board=health;num=1061054796;start=0#2 date=08/27/03 at 0232]About an hour before sex or jacking off, jack off to the point of that great feeling and STOP! If you have more time, repeat two or three times about an hour apart.[/quote]

Better start by taking a load of Tylenol first because this formula may give you a massive case of the blue balls!

Pecker

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Old 08-27-2003   #5 (permalink)
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This also brings me to the point that the healther you eat.. the better load you will have.

I found that cutting sugars and caffiene from my diet increased semen production noticeably. Then.. when I started taking zinc? oh boy.
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Old 08-27-2003   #6 (permalink)
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TechnoTed: Well, I know about blue (aching) balls from being so horny and not getting any from my single days but I never heard of anyone getting 'blue balls' from too much semen because the balls ONLY function is to create sperm, which accounts for only about 1% (yes, one percent) of the total semen output, but could help if someone is trying to have a baby. :o (There is a reason grandparents don't have children, thankfully... :P) Your glory-organ is your prostate; massage it with a High Island Health ProState medical prostate massager and ejaculate regularly all of you life and it will stay a nice healthy walnut-sized organ (exceptions are possible) :-[
Good Times
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Old 08-27-2003   #7 (permalink)
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TechnoTed: Dr Ayyyeeeee:
Thanks for the confirmation. You might also try lecithin in addition to your program. I forgot to mention I have tried the formulated zinc in vitamins and pills but didn't notice big loads AND short refractory times until I started consuming NATURAL zinc in oysters. Liver is also another good source of zinc but nothing compares to oysters. (Real all about oysters and the prostate by using your search engine) :-*I used to consume a tin of smoked oysters a day but reduced it to a half tin without any noticable change. Good Times
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Old 08-27-2003   #8 (permalink)
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Don't forget to stay well hydrated.

That will help with anything and everything.

"Reality is the original Rorschach." - Principia Discordia
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Old 08-28-2003   #9 (permalink)
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gigantikok: Tried this earlier. Didn't work for me at all. You're right that it was a slightly new sensation. It was a very odd orgasm to not have my hand on my penis, but it did nothing for me. IN fact, i didn't shoot at all. I didn't even dribble out. I LEAKED out. It was pathetic. Oh well.
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Old 08-28-2003   #10 (permalink)
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Through years of watching porn, I suspect that the larger the penis, the lower the velocity of ejaculation - to the best of my memory, I cannot recall John Holmes *shooting* more than a few inches, in fact his pop shots were usually no more than a dribble.. correct me if my memory fails me. This would make sense as far as basic physics is concerned: a larger penis will have a wider canal, ergo, wider canal = less pressure/narrower canal = higher pressure.I've seen guys with small dicks in films shoot literally across a room.

I read that the prodigious shooter Peter North aka Matt Ramsay put his unique talent down to 'treating my body like a temple' by which he presumably meant avoiding alcohol, coffee, tobacco, THC and adhering to a healthy diet. I'm afraid I don't have the willpower to avoid any of the above addictions which is probably why I don't shoot more than a couple of inches... :(
Oh well, whaddya gonna do. Although, I should add FYI that despite my unhealthy habits, I do ejaculate a large amount of semen - many women seem amused and/or impressed by this..

Reconstructing the 1970s through porn.
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Old 08-28-2003   #11 (permalink)
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prepstudinsc: I tried thi :hands off" technique this morning, and my shots were about the same as when I continue to stroke. I did it sitting in a chair this morning, and shot off all over my chest. I may shoot a few inches farther if I continue to jack when I cum, but the difference was minimal.
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Old 08-30-2003   #12 (permalink)
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TechnoTed: It sounds like some of you are trying to get to the point of ejaculation, then doing it again and again at the same time instead of allowing refractory time. :(
Maybe a better way to get near to the point of cumming is using a good vibrator. Get to that point and Stop. :'( Wait an hour or so and then have sex or shoot your wad. What I like about doing this is the deeper thrill of ecstasy when I cum during sex. :P Good Times
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Old 09-02-2003   #13 (permalink)
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It may sound a trifle bit weird, but I've found that crushed red pepper, in effect capsicum, gives and makes for the ultimate wad blown. That and stopping fast stroking and keeping a good grip makes it go jettison.

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.
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Old 09-05-2003   #14 (permalink)
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TechnoTed: Wow. Are you screaming for the 'ice cream' to cool off the lava? :D
I have heard of other good things from 'Cap' but this is a new one. Hey, whatever causes volcanic eruptions for you, keep it up!!! ;D
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Old 09-08-2003   #15 (permalink)
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Well it's not only capsicum, Ted, but *Vitamin also *C helps, in effect, orange juice, oranges themselves and the white part of the rind too ;D. I mean, you don't want to stay on just one thing alone. ::)

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.
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