Originally Posted by pieterjoke
Emmm, just pee and wash your hands after it.
I gotta say, I emphasize Part Two of this plan. Too many people think it's okay to leave the bathroom with gross E. coli and pee droplets all over their hands. Ick. And then they shake hands with people. At least use some Purell, people! Maybe one out of every thousand or so people ever asks someone to start their tow-boat, so quit preemptively starting the engine for watersports... (tee hee. I'll be here, all weak (and feeble, too).).