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Old 04-24-2009   #16 (permalink)
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make sure he gets a good look
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Old 04-24-2009   #17 (permalink)
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we chatted a bit and when we got out to the bar area he offered to buy me a drink. Introduced me to his wife and almost said, "you need to see this guys dick". you could tell by the look on his face he wanted to but not to his wife; LOL
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Old 04-24-2009   #18 (permalink)
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I had a guy recently come up to me and said " So you call that a penis" and I said "Yeah, I do" but I never looked at his.

It does not matter how tall the tree grows, what matters is the deepness of the roots …because when the wind will blow it not the size or the tree that will make the difference…but his roots. Charles De Gaulle.
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Old 10-11-2009   #19 (permalink)
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So YoungHungMachine - what bars do you go to man?
:p
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Old 10-11-2009   #20 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by biddinflorida View Post
How do you handle it when you take a piss in a bar and the supposed straight guy next to you is checking out your package?
Just how old are you? Geez! It happens; get over it.
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Old 10-11-2009   #21 (permalink)
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a really tall guy at a urinal next to mine(6'7) looked over at me and said"dude..i'm not gay but damn!" i told my buddy back at the bar about it,and when we looked over at him the guy was telling his girlfriend he was with about me(demonstrating by holding his hands apart)smiling at me.
my friend just cracked up.
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Old 10-11-2009   #22 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by biddinflorida View Post
How do you handle it when you take a piss in a bar and the supposed straight guy next to you is checking out your package?
Quote:
Originally Posted by biddinflorida View Post
...what if he's black?
Make sure you both shake it, zip it up, wash your hands, and dry them before attempting to do this...




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Old 10-11-2009   #23 (permalink)
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Ask him if he's paying by cash or cheque.

Or you can just ignore him and get on with pissing.
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Old 10-11-2009   #24 (permalink)
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I turn around quickly so I slap his face with my cock. :P

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy!
It's divine to own a dick!
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick!
...
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Old 10-16-2009   #25 (permalink)
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what if he's black?
He won't even get a glance.
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Old 10-16-2009   #26 (permalink)
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Quote:
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How do you handle it when you take a piss in a bar and the supposed straight guy next to you is checking out your package?
Say "thank you" and "a picture is worth a thousand words".

Quote:
Originally Posted by biddinflorida View Post
what if he's black?
Say "I'm sure it's nothing like yours".

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Old 10-16-2009   #27 (permalink)
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I was at a str8 dance club this weekend and went to the restroom where they have a row of urinals against the wall with no dividers. This really cute spainish guy came to the uninal next to me and he stared so hard at my cock I thought he was gonna reach over and grab it. To many people came in so I zipped up and left. He came up to me on the dance floor and he said "please don't get mad, but what size is your cock?" He then said that in spain you never see dicks that big. I told him I was leaving and he followed me to an empty parking lot where I proceded to give him a very erotic show with a jack off and blowjob to boot.
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Old 10-16-2009   #28 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by laughatbig View Post
I was at a str8 dance club this weekend and went to the restroom where they have a row of urinals against the wall with no dividers. This really cute spainish guy came to the uninal next to me and he stared so hard at my cock I thought he was gonna reach over and grab it. To many people came in so I zipped up and left. He came up to me on the dance floor and he said "please don't get mad, but what size is your cock?" He then said that in spain you never see dicks that big. I told him I was leaving and he followed me to an empty parking lot where I proceded to give him a very erotic show with a jack off and blowjob to boot.
o.O

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy!
It's divine to own a dick!
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick!
...
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Old 10-17-2009   #29 (permalink)
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I turn around quickly so I slap his face with my cock. :P
My biggest urinal fantasy.
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Old 10-18-2009   #30 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by pieterjoke View Post
Emmm, just pee and wash your hands after it.
I gotta say, I emphasize Part Two of this plan. Too many people think it's okay to leave the bathroom with gross E. coli and pee droplets all over their hands. Ick. And then they shake hands with people. At least use some Purell, people! Maybe one out of every thousand or so people ever asks someone to start their tow-boat, so quit preemptively starting the engine for watersports... (tee hee. I'll be here, all weak (and feeble, too).).
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