I learned on LPSG:
- The men are here to get laid, the women are here to get attention.
- Penis enlargement is a scam.
- Foreskin restorers need psychiatric help.
- "Bone-pressed" is for pansies.
- No you don't have a 10" dick, nor have you ever met anyone who does.
- "Squirting" = pissing
- If you know the exact dick length of a relative, you're insane.
- 99% of women don't care unless you're tiny or huge. Neither is good.
- You're lying unless you have a photo with a ruler next to your junk.