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Has anyone seen any nude pics or cock pics of John Schneider, from the old 80's comedy The Dukes of Hazzard ? That dude was the heartthrob of the decade I think. Gorgeous, young blonde

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Old 05-02-2009   #1 (permalink)
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Question John Schneider

Has anyone seen any nude pics or cock pics of John Schneider, from the old 80's comedy The Dukes of Hazzard? That dude was the heartthrob of the decade I think. Gorgeous, young blonde and packing a massive bulge.

"Yeah uh...sorry boss...can't come into work today. I got a sore throat, as you can tell from my voice...No, it's not laryngitis. This dude with a HUGE penis was just fucking it really hard last night. Sorry, if that's a TMI but...oh yeah?...Well, damn, no wonder you're in such a great mood...Wait, where?...Are you sure?...You weren't wearing blue and red striped CK boxers were you?...OMG! That was ME!"
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Old 05-03-2009   #2 (permalink)
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I have a couple old bulge pics:

Dukes1
Dukes2
Dukes3
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Old 05-03-2009   #3 (permalink)
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holy bulge!
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Old 05-03-2009   #4 (permalink)
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i knew i liked that show, thanks for the reminder why!
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Old 05-03-2009   #5 (permalink)
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Awesome. Actually unbelievable that (especially at that time) CBS let John go without underwear through the whole run of that show. They had a cow over Burt Ward's bulge in BATMAN a decade earlier and, according to Ward, made him wear some sort of jock that squished everything down. My question is...as a preteen, why did I never notice this when I watched the show in the 70's???
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Old 05-03-2009   #6 (permalink)
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...and there's NOTHING photoshopped on those; I've seen the episodes. I wonder of Loretta Lynn noticed?
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Old 05-03-2009   #7 (permalink)
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JS was rumored to have a big 8 - 9 inches, and he got the job on the casting couch.
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Old 05-03-2009   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2009   #9 (permalink)
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Searching "schneider" I found these that directly mention him, and have pic links:
http://www.lpsg.org/20933-john-schne...ml#post1187069
http://www.lpsg.org/101492-john-schn...w-amazing.html
http://www.lpsg.org/36746-john-schne...revealing.html
http://www.lpsg.org/18286-john-schneider.html

As well as a bunch of other, "Fav celeb..., Which TV dad..., Fav jeans bulge..., Smallville..." threads where he's mentioned.

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Old 05-03-2009   #10 (permalink)
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I've always thought he had a great bulge. A couple of weeks ago on BBC America, Graham Norton had the cast John Schneider, Katherine Bach and Tom Wopat as guests. Graham was showing clips from the show and one in particular showed John with a huge bulge. Graham just stopped and stared at it for at least 20 seconds and turned and looked at John who was hanging his head blushing. Graham pointed to it and asked him what it was... The look on Johns face when GN asked the question was priceless.
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Old 05-03-2009   #11 (permalink)
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Between Schneider and Wopat on Dukes and Sam Jones as Flash Gordon, it's a wonder I survived my teenage years with dick intact (I could have easily rubbed it away masturbating so much...).
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Old 05-03-2009   #12 (permalink)
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casting couch? was'nt he like 17 or 18 when he started on the dukes?
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Old 05-03-2009   #13 (permalink)
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A couple random thoughts about John Schneider and his equipment:

John was actually a very chubby kid in High School who wanted to be an actor. His older brother told him that unless he wanted to get stuck playing bullies and the "fat best friend", he needed to loose weight. John took it seriously, and managed to build a very respectable physique by his senior year in HS, just before auditioning for the Dukes.

I'm mentioning this cause I don't think that before Dukes, John got much attention from the ladies. After the Dukes got on the air, you couldn't keep them off him. Roscoe says John did a lot of "entertaining" in his trailor between shoots.

I've wondered if so many cock shots are left over wood from getting laid a few minutes before. There's one or two scenes where he actually has a wetspot about the size of a dime in his grapevines right where his cockhead is.

Of course being in Television didn't help: Most TV and movie shoots involve actors just standing around forever while cameras and lights are moved. When you're in your late teens, you daydream about sex all the time... I know I did, and I was usually sporting a chubby. I'll bet Schneider did too. Sure looks like it.
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Old 05-03-2009   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arktrucker View Post
I've always thought he had a great bulge. A couple of weeks ago on BBC America, Graham Norton had the cast John Schneider, Katherine Bach and Tom Wopat as guests. Graham was showing clips from the show and one in particular showed John with a huge bulge. Graham just stopped and stared at it for at least 20 seconds and turned and looked at John who was hanging his head blushing. Graham pointed to it and asked him what it was... The look on Johns face when GN asked the question was priceless.
I didn't remember it quite that way so I dug it up. Hopefully the timestamp will work. If not, go to 5m50s.

Graham Norton with the Dukes
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Old 05-03-2009   #15 (permalink)
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LOL... both John and Tom wince when the camera zooms in on their crotches in the poster... these guys were both packing.

BTW, I've never seen a frontal shot of John, but he did a movie back in the 80's called "Eddie Macon's Run" which shows his ass off nice. I wonder what was left on the cutting room floor.
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