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Old 02-02-2004   #1 (permalink)
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Muscle & Monster Cock

JackedMuscle: Two guys in L.A., looking for others like us... One has massive muscle and the other is lean and MASSIVELY HUNG. Hung guy measures 14 x 9 and is Not a pumper, it is all Natural..Muscle guy is 5'11" and 225 lbs of muscle with 48" Chest and 18.5" gunz and shoots a MASSIVELY FREAKY LOAD, it can cover an entire Dinner Plate with just one Load. Any guys out there into MUSCLE and HUGELY HUNG and into other HUGE HUNG guys, contact us... Email is Hugemuscle4huge@aol.com
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Old 02-02-2004   #2 (permalink)
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This belongs in the Personals category, not Young & Hung.

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Old 02-02-2004   #3 (permalink)
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Dear:

[X] Clueless Newbie * [ ] Lamer * * * * [ ] Lame-ass Flamer
[ ] Luser * * * * * * [X] Spammer * * * [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er * * * [ ] Pervert * * * [ ] Geek
[ ] Idiot * * * * * * [ ] Nerd * * * * *[ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist * * * * * *[ ] Fed * * * * * [ ] Freak * * * * * * * * *
[ ] Fundamentalist * *[ ] Satanist * * *[ ] Homeopath
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person * *[ ] Lazy Student


I took exception to your recent:

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[ ] Lame * * * * * [ ] Stupid * * * * [ ] Abusive
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[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.


Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your luserish beliefs on others
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[ ] You directly flamed me after I plonked your tushie
[ ] Moreover, I could do it better than you
[ ] You looked a gift horse up the arse
[ ] Posted what has been done before
[ ] Not only that, it was done better the last time
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[ ] You showed intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve
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[ ] You used HTML to post to news
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[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
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[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
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* * weight
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[ ] You cried "libel"
[ ] You said "me too" to something
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[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
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[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
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[X] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[X] You have profoundly ignorant wrt the purpose of this newsgroup
[ ] You have profoundly ignorant wrt the purpose of the Internet
[ ] You have profoundly ignorant
[ ] You are a luser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] Being killfiled you insisted on your right to be listened
[ ] You had followuped the *PLONK*
[ ] You tried to play SpeedBump with your From: line
[ ] And made him look intelligent in comparison with you
[ ] You made several Last Postings To This Group(tm)
[ ] You claimed to be USENET veteran, demonstrating the clue level of
* * average WebTV user
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
* * worthless that you are being flamed on general principles


It is recommended that you:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
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[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
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[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
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[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
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[X] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[ ] stick to AOL and come back when you've grown up
[ ] stick to WebTV and come back when you've grown up
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[ ] consume excrement
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire
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[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
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In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post or get off Usenet
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
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Old 02-02-2004   #4 (permalink)
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josh82823: LMAO Jon...........
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Old 02-02-2004   #5 (permalink)
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[s] :D[/s]
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Old 02-02-2004   #6 (permalink)
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Oh, I also gave robert and Super_Big_Boy the same thing and you didn't laugh then.
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Old 02-02-2004   #7 (permalink)
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Sorry, Jon, but don't take offense. I don't read all the posts.
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Old 02-02-2004   #8 (permalink)
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Not really offended. Just noting something. Still, it sums up just about everything worthy of flaming, eh?
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Old 02-03-2004   #9 (permalink)
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tsctsc: jon,
that is fantastic! thanks.
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Old 02-04-2004   #10 (permalink)
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Jonb, you summed it up for them there, bro. ;)

Now, I know this is going to sound redundant, but I 'm the kinda guy who likes to see something a little more concrete and tangible--- like a pic. So, Jackedmuscle, How's about it; you got any? ???

It's all well and good, you know, if you want to say that's what you guys have, but please! Provide us with something more than a lengthy post.

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.
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Old 02-04-2004   #11 (permalink)
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mindseye: Even more than a pic, I'd like to know what got into this guy's head to make him wonder, "Hmm, a dinner plate -- I think I'll try that."

Personally, wide and shallow just ain't what I'd look for in a jizz-rag.

;)
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Old 02-04-2004   #12 (permalink)
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Almost4Inches: 14x9 and 18x5 huh? Please, post not.
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Old 02-04-2004   #13 (permalink)
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[quote author=Almost4Inches link=board=youth;num=1075744647;start=0#11 date=02/04/04 at 0624]14x9 and 18x5 huh? Please, post not.[/quote]

Hung ? :-/

(In european centimeters this is nothing )

"noblesse oblige" Think BIG !
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Old 02-04-2004   #14 (permalink)
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14x9 inches would be 35.6.x22.9 cm

18 1/2 inches would be 47.0 cm
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Old 02-05-2004   #15 (permalink)
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Thumper_10x7_CA: LMAO jonb! Where can I get me a copy of that form?? There are a few discussion boards I know I could use it on! (non-sex boards) :D
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