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I read the quote below in another forum which asked men about masturbation in odd places. Then this excerpt got me thinking a bit, sort of stimulated my mind this morning. Here it is: ["Often

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Old 07-11-2009   #1 (permalink)
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Smile Women Masturbating While Driving... Women Drivers!

I read the quote below in another forum which asked men about masturbation in odd places. Then this excerpt got me thinking a bit, sort of stimulated my mind this morning. Here it is:

["Often jerk while travelling the 3-hour drive that I usually make a few times a month. Jerk the whole way, edging and basically masturbating for the whole trip."]

1. How many men are really jerking off in the freeway at any given time? This is a scary thought... Talk about being "distracted!";

2. I admit I'm a "California bad girl" as I continue to illegally "text while driving," not "a good thing" really as I have been known to have hit a few curbs this past year since texting is now part of my life; Ooh, trust me. I'm paying for it... I've got a right front bent wheel the Toyota dealer mechanics found, discovered when replacing my out-of-alignment and unevenly worn tires! Ah ha, "The Ah Ha moment," is now clear to me, I "get it" why my Toyota dealer must love to screw women drivers. Boy, do they see us "cumming!" (another intended pun! Another $345, to replace the wheel, please! (This also begs a couple of other questions.. I have posted in my online blog: fun, interesting, provocative questions if you want to check out and participate, I welcome everyone.

3. An FWB I play with likes it when I "touch myself a bit," getting "wet" before I make my grand appearance to see him, walk throughbthe front door at his home, so I've happily taken the liberty of bringing a favorite vibrator with me on my sexual escapades visit and ONLY as I enter the main gate while I am usually waiting for other guests ahead of me to gain access to this "private" community through an on-site security guard, do I actually whip out my vibrator, shove it between my legs, turn it on, and sit patiently with a grin on my face! *I'll betcha I am one of the "happiest" guests these security guards see in any given day, giggling usually, when I explain who I am, and to whose home I shall be visiting; but I've NEVER masturbated while driving, besides my mind isn't all that into it at this point, so it's quite a different experience all together, however it serves the purpose for the most part and "he", my FWB, is thrilled with my wet arrival;

4. Now in light of the excerpted quote, above, I'm starting to think... "Well, gee, I guess I could do THAT too on my longer car trips. There are long less travelled highways, roads, and freeways with less congestion in my area and neighborhoods, plus the California Car Pool lane is also available to me with my hybrid car! So these trips, long drives actually might not be so bad after all (grin)... but then again I wonder what the Toyota guys (or body repair specialists) might then think about the huge dents and gashes on my car from perhaps side-swiping other vehicles on the freeway! Oh, trust me this IS entirely possible and a scary thought, but then I rationalize it a bit and think, "Well, that's a part of me being a bit occasionally 'mischievous,' plus I like 'living on the edge' a bit (pun intended) from time to time, so i can't help myself, really. Maybe this gives you a new opinion about hybrid owners/drivers? You'll want to avoid all single occupant, 40-ish, Prius drivers whipping along the Southerm California Car Pool lanes!
Hint: my car color is white, that's all I'm going to say right now, plus it gives new meaning to "Life in The Fastlane!" (pun intended)
LOL

Here's the question I pose to LPSG women now reading this thread ...

How many women driving alone actually masturbate while driving, really?
--- Do YOU masturbate now while driving?
--- Have you masturbated previously while driving?
--- Would you consider masturbating like I am contemplating now?
--- And what are YOU driving today so I can also be a defensive driver and avoid you on the So. Cal. streets, highways and freeways?

And I thougt illegal "texting" was bad. Just watch out if you find me in a HOT IM chat, while masturbating AND driving! I wonder when California politicians will, if ever, cum up (another pun) with a new law that legislates "NO MASTURBATING WHILE DRIVING!" You know it was a "slippery slope" (pun intended) when politicians approved the California "no-cell phone" laws! Why the heck lawmakers would do this in reality when all of them are usually f**king, screwing someone, something, somehow, somewhere in California anyhow... is well, dumb?!
LOL - Ha!

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Old 07-11-2009   #2 (permalink)
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I have never masturbated while driving, and I don't think I should ever. I'm reckless and a speed demon, so adding masturbation seems like a recipe for an accident. But, what a way to beat road rage?
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Old 07-11-2009   #3 (permalink)
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i have a 3 hour commute, 6 days a week. i've witnessed quite a few women masturbating. usually, they'll have the leg next to the drivers door up with the foot up on the seat, fingering their pussy. sometimes they use vibrators. i've hooked up with several women at road side rest areas, where i've eaten their pussies and fucked them, or let them watch me suck some guys cock, which the ladies always seem to enjoy. i'm constantly playing with my little dick when i'm behind the wheel, and love being "caught" by another driver, why shouldn't a woman?
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Old 07-11-2009   #4 (permalink)
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My g/f masturbates when driving some times. On occasion, she would call me when she is driving and we would have phone sex... She plays with herself while driving and I ... well.
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Old 07-11-2009   #5 (permalink)
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i hope you guys dont mind pushing your GFs in wheelchairs...
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Old 07-13-2009   #6 (permalink)
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My sister inlaw does alot of commuting and has admitted that she uses it for stimulous, and fighting off the drowsy sensation of late afternoon fatigue,,,,,,,,she says it keeps her sharp in watching out for the "Idiots" on the road,,,,,,,,,,,,,personally , she is in that later group,,,,,HOW THE HELL DO YOU CONCENTRATE ON DRIVING WHILE CUMMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-13-2009   #7 (permalink)
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Do Kegel's count? If so yes.
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Old 07-13-2009   #8 (permalink)
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you might not think its so much fun when your brains are splattered across your windshield.
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Old 07-14-2009   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FilluIn View Post
My sister inlaw does alot of commuting and has admitted that she uses it for stimulous, and fighting off the drowsy sensation of late afternoon fatigue,,,,,,,,she says it keeps her sharp in watching out for the "Idiots" on the road,,,,,,,,,,,,,personally , she is in that later group,,,,,HOW THE HELL DO YOU CONCENTRATE ON DRIVING WHILE CUMMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know this is for the chicks, but I did once. I had too for the same reasons, to fight off drowsy-ness. It was a long drive, at night, and nothing was working to keep me awake. A little kink kepted it interesting, maybe even a life saver.

At least i didnt do drugs.

OK, now I'm surprised!
Whats with this place?

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but she also thinks I'm a twat!


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Old 07-14-2009   #10 (permalink)
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Quote:
Here's the question I pose to LPSG women now reading this thread ...

How many women driving alone actually masturbate while driving, really?
--- Do YOU masturbate now while driving? NO

--- Have you masturbated previously while driving?No, but I once had a guy finger me for about 40 seconds before we both realized that was a very bad idea.

--- Would you consider masturbating like I am contemplating now? While driving?
No, that's stupid and dangerous.


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Old 08-04-2009   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah, it's just too crazy out there to drive while masturbating, or is masturbating while driving... Gee, I have a hard enough time texting while driving and have had some close calls at slow speeds, don't want to even think about a high speed texting impact... Probably not a pretty site, and you could hurt someone or kill them too. I guess there's a reason I never really thought about it, and now that I am consciously giving it thought, no it's not a good idea. I think I'll bring along a nice guy, let him handle the driving while I do the masturbating as the passenger!! And if that that seems to get out of hand, well, then. Thank goodness for highway rest stops, turnouts, and ironically "accident investigation" sites, a great place, well, to avoid an accident!

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Old 08-04-2009   #12 (permalink)
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so that's why they drive that way
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Old 08-05-2009   #13 (permalink)
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masturbating while driving, getting head while driving same shit. If you can't drive while getting head or masturbating, don't do it period. I love getting head while driving, push my seat all the way back, the girl pulling her shorts half way down her ass pointing it at the window. Just plain sexy, love it. Then again my windows are tinted so that gives us some privacy.
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Old 08-05-2009   #14 (permalink)
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there were a few road trips with my last girlfriend where i played with HER...but usually i was the one driving. and i'm an excellent driver, i can steer with one hand and the truck's an automatic so there weren't too many problems. lol!

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Old 08-05-2009   #15 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by she_luv_an_asian View Post
If you can't drive while getting head or masturbating, don't do it period.
So people should try it so they know whether they can?

Quote:
I love getting head while driving, push my seat all the way back, the girl pulling her shorts half way down her ass pointing it at the window. Just plain sexy, love it. Then again my windows are tinted so that gives us some privacy.
I'm sure those who drink and drive have the same attitude until they hit someone. You are not such a driving superstar that you should be risking the lives of others to prove it. I hope you get pulled over before someone gets hurt.
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