So I did ;) OK, how about...
I'll do it myself-P.A.Blow
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"With a Little Help from My Friends" The Joe Cocker version
My favorite Futurama quote:
Leela: You know, Zapp, someone really ought to teach you a lesson. Zapp: Well, if it's a lesson in love, look out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif? Kif: Ughh, sexlexia.
*I find that religion is like a dick.
*It's fine to have one.
*It's fine to be proud of it.
*But please don`t whip it out in public and start waving it around.
*Also, please don't try to shove it down childrens throats.
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*Sex is inheritable, that means if your parents did not have sex, you also wont have sex.
Leela: You know, Zapp, someone really ought to teach you a lesson. Zapp: Well, if it's a lesson in love, look out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif? Kif: Ughh, sexlexia.
Sparks' new show "Two Hands, One Mouth" sees them deconstruct and reinterpret songs from their extensive catalogue. For the first time, touring as a duo with just Russell's voice and Ron's keyboards. Forty years since their debut album, they present a selection of Sparks songs in their purest form. Stripping away the lavish production to rediscover the witty lyrics and incomparable melodies.
The art of being a Sparks fan, is knowing that you're right and everyone else is wrong!
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