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"Man milk"

Don't you just love sexual euphemisms? Lots of interesting terminology. This time around, the subject: semen ... or let's call it ... man cream, cum, jizz, load, skeet, man seed, splooge, sprog, spunk, boy batter,

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Old 08-25-2009   #1 (permalink)
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"Man milk"

Don't you just love sexual euphemisms?
Lots of interesting terminology.
This time around, the subject: semen
... or let's call it ...
man cream, cum, jizz, load, skeet, man seed, splooge, sprog, spunk, boy batter, man milk, love lava, jack juice, peter pearls, baby seed, and on and on ... Anyone got any more good ones to add to the list?

First guy who explained sex to me used the term "shooting a wad."
Guess that always stuck in my mind as an erotically nasty term: "wad." "Spunk" also sounds wonderfully dirty. "Cum" up with some more ...
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Old 08-25-2009   #2 (permalink)
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I've also heard man chowder and baby gravy.
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Old 08-25-2009   #3 (permalink)
Florida Boy is offline


I like "Jism."

“Out of this tragedy comes great opportunity.”
AG Eric Holder.
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Old 08-25-2009   #4 (permalink)
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Boy buttercream.
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Old 08-25-2009   #5 (permalink)
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Prostate pudding ,
gonad gravy,
ball butter,

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

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Old 08-25-2009   #6 (permalink)
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Spuff and baby batter, cream of the crop.
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Old 08-25-2009   #7 (permalink)
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Nice additions. I like those.
... And I guess there's always ZZ Top and their song
"Pearl Necklace" ... LOL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_Necklace_(song)
 
Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top

She's really upset with me again,
I didn't give her what she likes.
I don't know what to tell her,
Don't know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,
Digs gettin' downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She's so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not jewelry shes talkin' about,
It really don't cost that much.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
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Old 08-25-2009   #8 (permalink)
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mangoo
manchowder
babby batter
spunk
jizz
baby gravy
special sauce
man cream
spooge

Smart like dumptruck
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Old 08-25-2009   #9 (permalink)
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pearl jam
crotch juice
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Old 08-25-2009   #10 (permalink)
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sputz
testicle tapioca
nut custard

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.
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Old 08-25-2009   #11 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by unzipped View Post
pearl jam
crotch juice
Crotch Juice? Isn't that more like cunt drippings?

Pearl Jam - that's a new one. I never thought it had any meaning outside the rock group.
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Old 08-26-2009   #12 (permalink)
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spooty
penis pudding
vas deferens vanilla

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

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