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in public restrooms you sometimes hear guys who piss like a horse - sounds like they are dumping a bucket of water in the toilet. and then there are other guys who can piss up

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Old 08-27-2009   #1 (permalink)
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horse pissing

in public restrooms you sometimes hear guys who piss like a horse - sounds like they are dumping a bucket of water in the toilet.

and then there are other guys who can piss up to the ceiling with a narrow stream.

i'm just assuming that the horse-pissing guys don't really enjoy much distance when they cum. can anybody confirm this? curious minds wanna know.
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Old 08-27-2009   #2 (permalink)
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I don't see the relation between peeing and cumming...
I can pee like a horse sometimes when I really needed to pee, but I can pee a distance too if I want. For cumming, I do shoot far and I "enjoy" the fact that I can shoot far.
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Old 08-27-2009   #3 (permalink)
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With my newly restorred foreskin I find I can shoot cum almost 2 metres straight up, usually fthe first jolt when I fantasize about Michelle O. Pissing requires a full bladder and a retracted foreskin to do a 3 metre horizontal squirt .
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Old 08-27-2009   #4 (permalink)
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Great sense of humor.
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Old 08-28-2009   #5 (permalink)
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I piss really loud and a lot; my bladder seems to hold a lot and I don’t piss frequently. When I do, it’s loud and a thick stream with great distance. I still like writing my name in the snow or at the beach in the sand.
Honestly, I don’t see any connection with pissing and blowing my load. Load quantity and quality depends on the intensity of the orgasm. I can shoot it (not real far), dribble it or spray it (that’s a mess, it gets everywhere). I just never know but its always fun to watch.
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Old 08-28-2009   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by pieterjoke View Post
I don't see the relation between peeing and cumming...
There may be one though. Fluid expelling velocity from the urethra depends mostly on its opening size and the viscosity of the fluid. Besides, the same muscles control these functions.
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Old 12-18-2009   #7 (permalink)
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I'm one of those loud horse pissers, with a wide, really heavy stream. The toilet bowl rumbles quite a lot when I have to piss bad. When I cum however, I tend to spray.

I know it's tiny, but boy can it gush piss...
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Old 12-18-2009   #8 (permalink)
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I'm one of those loud horse pissers, with a wide, really heavy stream. The toilet bowl rumbles quite a lot when I have to piss bad. When I cum however, I tend to spray.

I know it's tiny, but boy can it gush piss...
Martex, do you have a P.A.? Looks like two streams coming out.
Don't worry 'bout the size. Looks fine.
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Old 12-18-2009   #9 (permalink)
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I think I qualify as "pissing like a horse" , I've not noticed any correlation between the way I piss and the way I cum ;)
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Old 12-18-2009   #10 (permalink)
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It has to do in part with the size of the urethra. I sound like horse pissing, pass kidney stones that are huge, and don't shoot far.
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Old 12-18-2009   #11 (permalink)
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I can't confirm but I get the connection. For it to sound like a horse pissing the urethra opening would need to be large which allows for high volumes a a lower velocity. When cumming (with less volume) the large opeing would prevent it from coming out fast which would equal long distances.
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Old 12-19-2009   #12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Dirty Videophile View Post
Martex, do you have a P.A.? Looks like two streams coming out.
Don't worry 'bout the size. Looks fine.
Dirty,

No, I don't have a P.A.(too painful!) It's one stream, it sprays out at first due to long piss slit, then spirals into a round stream. Thanks for the comp.
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Old 12-30-2009   #13 (permalink)
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I have a large meatus and my spray is wide.
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Old 12-30-2009   #14 (permalink)
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It has to do in part with the size of the urethra. I sound like horse pissing, pass kidney stones that are huge, and don't shoot far.
How big? My co-worker hinted about his size... and showed a 6MM jagged stone he pissed out.

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Old 12-30-2009   #15 (permalink)
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I have a PA, so I have to be careful. Sometimes it can behave like a sprinkler head. If I don't have it in and I really have to go, I can sound like Franklin Firehose! Sometimes I feel like guys in the bathroom with me must think I have a big dick because it's so loud and I pee for so long, but it's average. I even go so far as to aim my stream in the place where it sounds the loudest and the most bass. I'm not really into watersports, but I have to say a loud stream hitting the water in the next stall can be a real turn on...

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