2002-12-31 - Wireless Flash Weird News
Who Is Endowed With Milton Berle's Biggest Heirloom?
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Now that comedian Milton Berle has passed away, his biographers are curious about the whereabouts of his biggest family heirloom: A plaster mold of his penis.
Bradley Lewis, who co-wrote the 1999 tell-all biography, "My Father, Uncle Miltie" (Barricade Books) says the comedian was very well-endowed and kept a plaster cast of his manhood in the attic of his home.
The cast was made by staff members who broke in on Berle when he was having sex in his dressing room back in the 1950s.
Uncle Miltie was reportedly very proud of the foot-long sculpture, but its current whereabouts are unknown.
If it exists, it's extremely valuable, but Berle's son, William, wishes he could get a hold of it for sentimental reasons.
Lewis thinks Berle's wife, Lorna, may have possession of the plaster but doesn't realize "...what she has on her hands."