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I'm sure Gary Griffin has reported Miltie's size and there's one of our members who has posted lots of celib's dick sizes. Maybe he will read your post and look it up -- or, better

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Old 07-08-2004   #16 (permalink)
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I'm sure Gary Griffin has reported Miltie's size and there's one of our members who has posted lots of celib's dick sizes. Maybe he will read your post and look it up -- or, better still, search these postings and see if he has already given it. Luck, thicklyhungone!

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Old 07-08-2004   #17 (permalink)
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Originally posted by hungthick@Jul 8 2004, 05:43 PM
Tom Jones is hung? I have never heard that before. :huh:
The bulge is his skin-tight pants suggests otherwise. If Tom Jones is hung, he must be a grower.

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Old 07-08-2004   #18 (permalink)
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Originally posted by RoysToy@Jul 8 2004, 06:31 PM
I'm sure Gary Griffin has reported Miltie's size
Many of Gary Griffin's size reports should be taken with a grain of salt. Some should be taken with a whole salt lick. Before the Playgirl photos, Gary Griffin reported Brad Pitt as having 8+". While it's conceivable that he could reach that length when erect, I doubt that's the case. Remember Gary Griffin's information is largely based on hearsay, and we've discussed how unreliable size guesstimates are.

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jul 8 2004, 08:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DoubleMeatWhopper @ Jul 8 2004, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RoysToy@Jul 8 2004, 06:31 PM
I'm sure Gary Griffin has reported Miltie's size
Many of Gary Griffin's size reports should be taken with a grain of salt. Some should be taken with a whole salt lick. . . . . Remember Gary Griffin's information is largely based on hearsay, and we've discussed how unreliable size guesstimates are. [/b][/quote]
I'm aware of Griffin's lack of credibility, in fact, one only has to read his book to question his sixe ascribing accuracy, but it's fun (or maybe titillating) to consider some of his erroneous info. But, come to think of it, I've never seen Berlie's size quoted. Maybe he always played it cool and just showed enough to win his bets without ever revealing its full dimensions!
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Old 07-08-2004   #20 (permalink)
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There was a comic named Milty
Who's dimensions made him feel guilty.
He was very large
That was the charge
But to say just how large would be filty.
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Old 07-09-2004   #21 (permalink)
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The story i told above was told to me by one of Milton Berle's co-stars, who came right out and said "Can I see it." Berle was immediately obliging and I believe stated his own measurement at 13 1/2 inches.
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Old 07-09-2004   #22 (permalink)
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Unlike many folk legends, the rumour of Milton Berle's size as well as that of the late actor Forrest Tucker has some credibility to back it up. Apparently he was definately well hung, even in the flaccid state, somewhere around 8", and in the region of 11" at erection in a strick measurement along the top. Forrest Tucker, between 11" and 12."

In Newport Beach lives a sepugenarian movie star of the 1950's named Mamie Van Doren who has her own web site and a tell- all book about the endowments of many old and now deceased stars. One rumour that has been shot down is Tom Jones' big bulge-definately stuffed! When she saw it it was little more than a nub sticking out of his pubic hair. 4 1/2" to 5" max at erection.
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Originally posted by mistergrasso@Jul 9 2004, 04:05 AM
The story i told above was told to me by one of Milton Berle's co-stars, who came right out and said "Can I see it." Berle was immediately obliging and I believe stated his own measurement at 13 1/2 inches.
Thanks for the info., mistergrasso and thirteenbyseven. We probably can put the size of Milton's penis to rest now and go to other matters. LPSG is a good source for learning all these 'technical' matters!
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Old 07-09-2004   #24 (permalink)
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Thank you for an interesting conversation on a dead man's penis...sounds a little absurd but this is information we NEEDED to know... :D
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Old 07-10-2004   #25 (permalink)
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Originally posted by RoysToy@Jul 9 2004, 12:54 AM

"I'm aware of Griffin's lack of credibility...
But, come to think of it, I've never seen Berlie's size quoted..."
[/QUOTE] Roystoy
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Considering Griffin's official "take" on Uncle Miltie...

He says around 10" according to (top) of page 85 in his book PENIS ENLARGEMENT-FACT & PHALLUSY.

(This is probably one of THE main Griffin books where he "guesses and postulates" on various celebrity endowments.)

(sighing) -- Oh well.
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Old 07-11-2004   #26 (permalink)
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Seems I read somewhere years ago that Tom Jones had to be rushed to the hospital after a show and the doctors found a cucumber taped to his leg. I don't know if it was true or just a bad joke.
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Old 01-22-2006   #27 (permalink)
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According to Marilyn Monroe Milton Berle had the biggest cock she had seen. She told her masseur that they had sex in his car only moments after meeting and she became addicted. They had sex as often as they could. Milton in an interview recalled a time when they had sex at a party in the kitchen ,when the hosts came in to to serve dessert
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One of those I'd like to think of as born fully clothed...but the reining cock king in Hollywood for many years.
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Old 04-22-2006   #29 (permalink)
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Word is that Milton Berle was 12 inches. Do any pics exist?
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Old 04-22-2006   #30 (permalink)
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Uncle Milty.

2002-12-31 - Wireless Flash Weird News

Who Is Endowed With Milton Berle's Biggest Heirloom?

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Now that comedian Milton Berle has passed away, his biographers are curious about the whereabouts of his biggest family heirloom: A plaster mold of his penis.

Bradley Lewis, who co-wrote the 1999 tell-all biography, "My Father, Uncle Miltie" (Barricade Books) says the comedian was very well-endowed and kept a plaster cast of his manhood in the attic of his home.

The cast was made by staff members who broke in on Berle when he was having sex in his dressing room back in the 1950s.

Uncle Miltie was reportedly very proud of the foot-long sculpture, but its current whereabouts are unknown.

If it exists, it's extremely valuable, but Berle's son, William, wishes he could get a hold of it for sentimental reasons.

Lewis thinks Berle's wife, Lorna, may have possession of the plaster but doesn't realize "...what she has on her hands."
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