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What's the sluttiest thing you've ever witnessed, personally? The sluttiest thing I've ever witnessed was probably at this party, I was looking for the bathroom, and I walked into this room where three dudes were

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Old 09-29-2009   #1 (permalink)
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What's the Sluttiest thing you've ever witnessed?

What's the sluttiest thing you've ever witnessed, personally?

The sluttiest thing I've ever witnessed was probably at this party, I was looking for the bathroom, and I walked into this room where three dudes were banging every hole on this chick, and there were like 10 other guys in the room, all naked and just waiting. There was cum EVERYWHERE. I was like wtf, and just left

The sluttiest thing I've EXPERIENCED, on the other hand, was way better. I was a TA in college for two years, and it always seemed at near the end of the semester, the sluts would always start to emerge...I was just sitting in my "office" (aka the broom closet they said was my office) one day and this smoking hot undergrad comes in, asking me if I will accept her final paper, even though it's already almost two weeks late.

Being the professional TA I was (lmao) I said there was nothing I could do. It didn't take long for her to notice that I kept glancing down at her boobs, which were simply massive and practically popping out of her blouse. So out of the blue, she says "I'll let ya feel my tits." I just let out a chuckle, and before I could even respond, she said "Fine, how about I suck your dick?" So she crawls over, and starts blowing me! It was inspiring to see such a young student care about her studies that much ^.^

Oh, and I kept my word, and accepted the paper. But I still failed her, because it was trash :P
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Old 09-29-2009   #2 (permalink)
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What's the sluttiest thing you've ever witnessed, personally?

The sluttiest thing I've ever witnessed was probably at this party, I was looking for the bathroom, and I walked into this room where three dudes were banging every hole on this chick, and there were like 10 other guys in the room, all naked and just waiting. There was cum EVERYWHERE. I was like wtf, and just left

The sluttiest thing I've EXPERIENCED, on the other hand, was way better. I was a TA in college for two years, and it always seemed at near the end of the semester, the sluts would always start to emerge...I was just sitting in my "office" (aka the broom closet they said was my office) one day and this smoking hot undergrad comes in, asking me if I will accept her final paper, even though it's already almost two weeks late.

Being the professional TA I was (lmao) I said there was nothing I could do. It didn't take long for her to notice that I kept glancing down at her boobs, which were simply massive and practically popping out of her blouse. So out of the blue, she says "I'll let ya feel my tits." I just let out a chuckle, and before I could even respond, she said "Fine, how about I suck your dick?" So she crawls over, and starts blowing me! It was inspiring to see such a young student care about her studies that much ^.^

Oh, and I kept my word, and accepted the paper. But I still failed her, because it was trash :P
That first experience sounds hot tbh, second too lol
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Old 09-29-2009   #3 (permalink)
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I would have grabbed my video camera and sold the first experience online for some cash (but i wouldn't have joined in)... as for the second one, that was awesome! Definitely a fantasy come true!

The sluttiest thing i've ever witnessed was at a local dance club on the dance floor. The floor is always darkened and this couple (probably just met on the dance floor and both a little wasted) was up against the wall. She was backed to the wall with one of her legs wrapped around him and the other to the floor. Their movements were so obvious that he was fucking her right there. She was wearing a skirt and him pants but they were adjoined at the right places. The funniest thing was that people just kept dancing around them like nothing was happening all the while the wall they were up against was a full wall mirror too!

The sluttiest thing i've experienced are too many to list since my wife is the sluttiest woman i've been with. Wasn't always that way, but if you let your woman be herself fully, she can be one hell of a slut. It's the reason i married her... trust, love, sex, and slutty are all different things to me.

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Old 09-29-2009   #4 (permalink)
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After school (eighth grade) Mary Cogan took 3 of us guys down the train tracks near where she lived. She whistled for her dog which came right over. She pulled down her underpants and let the dog lick her cunt. True story!!!
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Old 09-30-2009   #5 (permalink)
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Firstly, Stevie D, if I was your student and knew you had THAT in your trousers, I would have obliged to even more :-) That is how much I care about my studies...

In terms of what I have experienced: I saw this HUMONGOUS cock besides me on the urinals and really wanted to touch it, lick it, suck it, do something to it. The guy wasn't having any of it, though.
So I slipped a note inside his pocket - he let me suck it!!!! After I sucked for about 10 minutes he came like crazy.
I composed myself, reached for his pocket, took my note back and walked out of the toilet. Simple.
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Old 09-30-2009   #6 (permalink)
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After school (eighth grade) Mary Cogan took 3 of us guys down the train tracks near where she lived. She whistled for her dog which came right over. She pulled down her underpants and let the dog lick her cunt. True story!!!
That's hilarious!
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Old 09-30-2009   #7 (permalink)
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At a party when I was about 18 a girl sat on a kitchen counter with her legs open for all to see and put a beer bottle right up her fanny. She didn't get the praise and attention I think she was hoping for, however the nickname "Bottle Cunt" stuck around for a good few years.
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Old 09-30-2009   #9 (permalink)
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i was fucking this one girl outside at night while traffic was going by as she was staring at her ex's house. i wouldn't fuck on his bed, so this was a compromise. then i had this feeling we were being watched and i turned around. a couple of her roommate's friends (guys) were out smoking and snickering at us. so i told her we were "busted." also an exgirlfriend was giving me a blowjob in my car outside her house after a late date (teen years here). the neighbor i noticed was watching us because even though his/her lights were out, i could see the amber at the end of the cigarette through the bay window.
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Old 09-30-2009   #10 (permalink)
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I was trick or treating in my apartment building and i came to this door that was ajar and realized that the guy was fucking the woman on the couch and i could see everything on the mirrors from the hallway that was right next to the main door. the women was moaning like crazy! I was like 10 years old or something.
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Old 09-30-2009   #11 (permalink)
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Last week in the student union nightclub a couple were up on this part of the dancefloor in the corner that is raised like a step pyramid, and were fucking in full view of hundreds of people. The bouncers chucked them out and apparently a mate who was close said the guy had obviously finished because she still had her knickers round her ankles as she was being thrown out and his cum was running down her leg. So skanky.
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Old 09-30-2009   #12 (permalink)
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Witnessed: A three-way suck/fuck fest with these hot model-type hung dudes. Seemed unreal.

Experienced: It's a three way tie -
1. A friend/co-worker came in and sat on my desk right in front of my monitor with her legs spread open and no knickers. She was about 15 years older than I, but it was still a hot start to a fun year.
2. A girl in college at a party taking turns blowing a bunch of us guys.
3. A MMF trio I took part in. I was definitely the slut that time.
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Old 09-30-2009   #13 (permalink)
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Damn... Sluttiest things I've witnessed or experienced? I don't know if I can remember them all.

First one was back in the 80's in Germany. I was at a concert (Monsters of Rock 1982 in Nuremberg) and I walked into the restroom to take a well needed piss (hey, they serve beer at concerts there). In walks a group of girls (maybe 19 or 20) and they just walk over to the piss trough and either pulled their pants down or lift their skirts. The girl next to me looked down at my cock as I pissed and in a drunken British accent said she'd love to suck it when I was done. She didn't miss a beat and just dropped to her knees on the piss covered floor and took my cock in her mouth. She sucked me for a few minutes till her friends pulled her up and escorted her out the door. I stood there with a rock hard cock and no one to take care of it. I zipped up and went looking for my cock sucker. Found her later, but she was busy eating one of her friend's pussy right in front of the stage while White Snake played.

Second time was maybe 10 or so years ago I went bar hopping here in S.J and there was a girl in one of the bathroom stalls giving blow jobs to whomever wanted one. She was hella drunk and I would have taken her up on her offer, but the line of guys was at least 6 or 7 deep.

Third time I remember right away was also in Germany. I was at some open air rock concert high and drunk. It was along the Würzburg River and and I almost fell in. When I fell, I split my pants and since I was going commando, my cock and balls were enjoying the breeze. I really didn't know this at the time, but I felt a hand just grab me by the cock and lead me to the side behind the beer tent. All I remember of that was a wonderful blow job followed by being pushed to the ground and rode for maybe 10 minutes till the security told us to quit what we were doing. I just lay there with my cock pointing up in the dirt and they tossed some water on me to "wake" me. That sobered me up and it was then I realized I was swinging in the wind. I'm not sure where the girl went, but I was given some tight-ass sweat pants and told if I didn't behave, I'd have to leave.

One last one before I go. I was in the Army (lots of kinky shit happened when I was in the Army) and was pulling guard duty out at Fort Irwin. A girl (can't remember her name, but she looked like Brook Shields back in the day) and I started to flirt. After I was over my shift, I meet her in the Port-o-Potty and we fucked in the middle of the night for about a half hour.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
(I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head)


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Old 10-01-2009   #14 (permalink)
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funny you mention Ft. Irwin.
I was the OOD at Camp Parks (Dublin, CA) one summer night.
Caught a couple fucking in a dumpster!
Yes, memories of past Summer camp in the Army Reserves!
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Old 10-01-2009   #15 (permalink)
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...said the guy had obviously finished because she still had her knickers round her ankles as she was being thrown out and his cum was running down her leg. So skanky.
talk about a skanky leg!

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