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Never have been, but really want to start going. What is the proper way to handle yourself at one of these places. Can you jerk off freely in the booths? What about MM with someone

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Old 11-11-2009   #1 (permalink)
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Adult Book Store Etiquette

Never have been, but really want to start going. What is the proper way to handle yourself at one of these places. Can you jerk off freely in the booths? What about MM with someone else? I really love to show off and am thinking this might be a great place to do so.
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Old 11-11-2009   #2 (permalink)
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Good question... I too am interested in the answer.
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Old 11-11-2009   #3 (permalink)
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Oddly this is one subject I'm quite familiar with.
Yes there is a definite "etiquette." I would guess that 99% of the customers/attendies are partnered / married. There are every type in the book. Old men /young men. Business men and gardeners and pool men. Smart / dumb.
Cool / uncool. Black white, asian , hispanic. All have one thing in common, they are men that have needs not getting met.
Just like meeting anyone you have to sense some kind of similar 'energy."
Some men want only to be sucked.
Others only want to suck. Not alot in between.
Some will MM jerk off and others won't even let you in the booth.
Remember, many cities have vice officers who's job it is to
intice you into grooping or flashing and then promptly arrest you. Depending on the town, some have no undercover officers and some have MANY plain clothes goodlooking handsome COPS.
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Old 11-11-2009   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2009   #5 (permalink)
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It's not like it used to be. It used to be fun. But, here goes:

Don't talk. Don't speak. That's for the bar. Walk around and scope the booths---are there glory holes? Which booths? Are people in there with doors open? (if not, two possibilities: it's one of those places where you'll get beaten up for asking, or the cops have been patrolling and the doors have to remain closed.)

Stroll around. See somebody. Make eye contact. Go into one of the booths with the glory hole--if he's interested, he'll go in the other side. Insert money and do whatever feels natural. A finger tapped on the hole means he wants you to stick your dick through so he can suck it.

If no glory holes, stroll around and make eye contact. Go into a booth but don't lock the door. If he follows, put money in; he'll lock the door, and the rest comes naturally.

Keep in mind: these days, (a) there are lots of fun diseases (AIDS is only one; you can't tell if he's got an active case of herpes or not just from looking); (b) cops in a lot of cities pose as "interested"; if they go in the booth with you and you grope them or pull your dick out, you're busted. Or the cops will just bust the whole place.

I spent many happy hours in bookstores in my youth, but it's too dangerous for me at this point.

Oh, and a couple of things:

1. If you see your friend in there, don't carry on a conversation. That's what bars and coffee shops are for.
2. Don't go to the adult bookstore and then whine about how dirty or smelly it is. Think about where you are and what you're doing. It's dirty and smelly. Some of these people go in and are horrified you can't eat off the floor....
3. Wearing "EZ-off/EZ-on" clothes makes things a lot easier.
4. Carry a condom. If you do, in fact, meet "Mr. Right" and decide to make 15 minutes of bliss, you'll want it.

Oh, and: go prepared to be disappointed. Let's say your fantasy is a tall, blonde, well-built, straight-acting man with a wedding ring and a huge dick. (That's a common one...).

So you go to your favorite BS, and there are 2 70 year old men, a black drag queen, and several fat, balding middle-aged men. Surprise! Your blonde adonis was NOT there.

Or (even better) Adonis IS there!!!! HOORAY!!!! You eagerly go into the booth with the GH and insert your $$$. Oh, crap, the person who went in the other booth is the black drag queen. You are disgusted and exit. Adonis, who has been chasing the black drag queen around for an hour, dashes into YOUR booth and locks the door. The drag queen exits, disgusted. You dash into HER booth and lock the door! Alone with Adonis at last!!! Except he takes one look at you, sniffs, turns up his nose and storms out---he wanted the black drag queen!!!

I have been in there when the black drag queen was chasing me, I was chasing Adonis, he was chasing another young man, the other young man wanted nothing to do with him and was chasing Grandpa; Grandpa was chasing the black drag queen---who was chasing me---

Another facet is the clerks from the front. Most are cool, but some are assholes who storm around the back every 5 minutes screaming "Get in a booth" "Drop some dollars or get out!" etc.

Adult theaters that are actually theaters can be fun, but along with all the other warnings above---if it's busted, everybody in there is going to jail for "public lewdness" or "public indecency". If that happens, (a) you have NO rights and NO defense. If the cops say they saw you blowing somebody (even if you were just sitting in a seat somewhere), and you say, "No I wasn't!", who is the judge going to believe? and (b) that's going on your record. That can show up in the damnedest places: job applications, mortgage applications, etc.

I'm lucky, I never got a disease and never got busted (though I did exit a few bookstores while the cops were in the parking lot!). And I did have some pretty darn fine sex in there.

Your call.

Last edited by MH07; 11-11-2009 at 11:51 PM..
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Old 11-12-2009   #6 (permalink)
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Ones I visited in Hawaii back in '74 were fantastic! Stayed away from ones in Birmingham (AL) where I lived then (and until 1987)...too many Vice Cops.
I doubt that has changed.
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Old 11-12-2009   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah MH07 pretty much hit it on the nail. One thing I love to do is walk over to the gay section and look at the mags, then if I see someone staring at me I kinda give them a lil smile and get back to the mag.Moments later I walk into the booth area and wait for him...as soon as he enters I give him a look and walk to the furthest,darkest area in a booth, just as I enter I give another look. I always carry at least three condoms and two little lube packets. Whenever I go, I am always prepared to get fucked, sometimes I get REAL lucky, sometimes just lucky. As far as cops, I try to watch and observe everyone there for about a half hour, just to see what everyone is doing. If there is alot of activity, then I know there are no cops around busting people. However I still believe to this day I gave a cop (no uniform) a blow job in a video boothe one time. He had that look and swagger, great cock and cumshot.

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Old 11-12-2009   #8 (permalink)
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How do you find out if it's illegal to be lewd in a private bookstore booth in your city/state?
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Old 11-12-2009   #9 (permalink)
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How do you find out if it's illegal to be lewd in a private bookstore booth in your city/state?
It always is (in the US). It's just a question of whether it's enforced.

Cruisingforsex.com is pretty good about posting warnings if there have been crackdowns. Of course that doesn't help the poor guys that were there the FIRST night of the crackdown.

Can you spot the gay soldier in this photo?.
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Old 11-12-2009   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by latinluva View Post
I still believe to this day I gave a cop (no uniform) a blow job in a video boothe one time. He had that look and swagger, great cock and cumshot.
Hot! Can you share which city it was? I once saw a police officer get out of his car and piss in a parking lot at 5am in Grand Rapids MI. He was a fine specimen, too!

Can you spot the gay soldier in this photo?.
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Old 11-12-2009   #11 (permalink)
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MH07 wrote an excellent primer. I'll add a couple things -- First, nowadays they are called Adult VIDEO Stores. Second, if there are several in your town they will specialize in a certain clientele, either on purpose or by the clientele's choice. So if one has hostile clerks behind the counter, go to a different one. Amazingly some are anti-gay. You don't want those if you want to play of course. The smart management knows that encouraging guys to come there and cruise brings in even more guys. The ones who chase everyone into booths might get some extra dollars right then, but they lose much more in the long run. Some gay man needs to start a chain of Adult Video Stores in major cities across the county and run them correctly. He'd be a multi-millionaire in no time.

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Old 11-12-2009   #12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Dirty Videophile View Post
Ones I visited in Hawaii back in '74 were fantastic! Stayed away from ones in Birmingham (AL) where I lived then (and until 1987)...too many Vice Cops.
I doubt that has changed.
Hey! Im in bham. R u talking about the bookstores on 1st ave in eastlake? Anyway...I see I learned someting new today. I always wondered why dudes would be walking around in circles looking crazy. I thought they all where just shy or scared 2 b seen at the bookstore. I did not know men went there 2 get laid. So I guess im not suppose to be loud and laugh at the dildoes goofy porn on the shelves....cause people r always staring at me like im disrupting the peace.

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Old 11-12-2009   #13 (permalink)
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I like the places but actually prefer the ones that prevent a gauntlet of trolls from forming outside the booths.
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Old 11-13-2009   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by BigDallasDick8x6 View Post
Hot! Can you share which city it was? I once saw a police officer get out of his car and piss in a parking lot at 5am in Grand Rapids MI. He was a fine specimen, too!
The cop story took place in Scottsdale Arizona my friend. But I grew up near a bookstore in Fairfield California just feet away from an air force base. So you know what that means...lots of young cuties looking to shoot their loads.

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Old 11-13-2009   #15 (permalink)
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Some very good advice posted here. Mr or Mrs perfect most likely will not be there.
Becarefull of the PD, use your big head, if it sounds to good it may be the law. If you don't like someone, just say no thanks, or I'm just looking. You can pretty much see what types are there by parking outside and watching who or what goes in. Do this a few times if your nervious. Don't play outside, most if not all have Cams.
Easy out and in clothes are the best. Do NOT bring in your wallet. Becarefull of cell phone cams. If your playing lock the damn door unless your in to a group grope. Don't go stoned or drunk.
If your looking for a female Forget it. Even if there is one there hookers or Drugies.
Some places have erotic dancers Waste of $$$$. With the aids scare you have to be real carefull [thats why I don't go any longer], but if you have to play look for a wedding ring. Better odds anyway.
The best ones have "couples only night" M/F couples that is.
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