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I hate my penis

It hurts me to walk and causes me to have red marks on the inside of my legs. I wish I could get a reduction for real

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Old 11-23-2009   #1 (permalink)
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Angry I hate my penis

It hurts me to walk and causes me to have red marks on the inside of my legs. I wish I could get a reduction for real
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Old 11-23-2009   #2 (permalink)
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Haha... best thread today...

Life is like a hard cock, when it gets hard... fuck it!
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Old 11-23-2009   #3 (permalink)
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No photos?
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Old 11-23-2009   #4 (permalink)
Bill Blaskey is offline


Riiiiiiight......

7.4X5.7
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Old 11-23-2009   #5 (permalink)
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LOL beachbum, but what if he is serious? Women get breast reductions because their tits are too big and cause serious back problems.
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Old 11-23-2009   #6 (permalink)
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Seems like a fake-profile...first post like this? LOL....

If your penis was REALLY that huge, then you would just place in in a way so it did not point straight down towards your legs, how difficult can it be.....
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Old 11-23-2009   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah!!! right! I mean, really??? Poor thing! Cut it off! That would solve the problem dude! Seriously! Nobody has died for not having red marks on the inside of their legs!
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Old 11-23-2009   #8 (permalink)
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you could always just tape it to your stomach & wear longer shirts... but seriously... sounds like you need to stop going commando...

私達は私達の生命
地球の端にさまよう住んでいる。
方法
を離れて閉まって、
私達は永遠のために歩く。


***************
We live our lives
wandering to the ends of the earth.
Closing off
the way back,
we walk on for eternity.
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Old 11-23-2009   #9 (permalink)
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If you were a real guy you would have learned how to position
your cock so it wouldn't hurt or be uncomfortable.
From having an overweight husband I know those red marks
on your leg are made from your thighs rubbing together not your dick.

Get real.
C.B.

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Old 11-23-2009   #10 (permalink)
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I know what you mean. I also hate being beautiful. All that attention is bullshit. Then there is the money. Just because I am rich doesnt mean I am happy. And that stupid Ferrari I own. A-holes always want to race me.
SO,
I have too much money,
I am too good looking,
I have Ferrari,
I have a 10 inch dick that gives me red marks when I walk.

Yeah, life really sucks.



I hope people understand sarcasm.

OK, now I'm surprised!
Whats with this place?

Dolfette says I am not a "Leg-Humper" (Yipee!)
but she also thinks I'm a twat!


Somehow, this place is less bright without the color RED.
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Old 11-23-2009   #11 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=Gaydane;2450680]Seems like a fake-profile...first post like this? LOL....

there aren't fake profiles here!
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Old 11-23-2009   #12 (permalink)
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Roll it up, tuck it in...You're good to go

Garden Hose and Soaker Hoses, Hose Reels, Sprinklers and Attachment Accessories
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Old 11-23-2009   #13 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wish-4-8 View Post
SO,
I have too much money,
I am too good looking,
I have Ferrari,
I have a 10 inch dick that gives me red marks when I walk.

.
Marry me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narcissists need not apply....Seriously!
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Old 11-23-2009   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by badgirl22 View Post
Marry me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad, surely you don't know what you're saying (if it weren't tongue in cheek, of course)--and you sure don't know what you'd actually get...!!!

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Last edited by karldergrosse; 11-23-2009 at 11:19 PM..
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Old 11-24-2009   #15 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eightandahalfby6 View Post

Mr. Ross FTW...
I especially enjoyed the how to link... XD

私達は私達の生命
地球の端にさまよう住んでいる。
方法
を離れて閉まって、
私達は永遠のために歩く。


***************
We live our lives
wandering to the ends of the earth.
Closing off
the way back,
we walk on for eternity.
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