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I've had several massages at reputable places. Is a "Happy Ending" something you can get only at cheap, sleezy places? Has anyone gotten one? How did you ask about it? I don't want to seem

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Old 12-23-2009   #1 (permalink)
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Happy Ending Massage

I've had several massages at reputable places. Is a "Happy Ending" something you can get only at cheap, sleezy places? Has anyone gotten one? How did you ask about it? I don't want to seem like a perv but a "happy ending" would be a great way to end a relaxing massage. How do you know if she will do that?
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Old 12-23-2009   #2 (permalink)
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Seems to me the larger upscale places do not offer such a service. Are there any good places in NC? i'm there often and would like to find a place that has steam/sauna/massage.
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Old 12-23-2009   #3 (permalink)
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The happy endings that I've gotten have been at places open at 4AM. Well, I guess you could call it a "happy ending", but I like to call it "pussy". I've always seen the phrase "rub and tug" thrown around in movies, but I've found places where the actual massage was optional.
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Old 12-23-2009   #4 (permalink)
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4am, huh? Sounds like a good place. Probably not even a place that gives massages.
I'm not talking about a strip club that you can get pussy at. I'd like to just find a place I can get a nice massage and a good hand job at the end. Is that so much to ask for?
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Old 12-23-2009   #5 (permalink)
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I recently moved to VA, so not in NC anymore. Don't know of any places down there.
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Old 12-23-2009   #6 (permalink)
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This place that I've gone to actually gives massages. Now, all I can say is it felt pretty good when she walked on my back and I doubt she was an actual masseuse because I've never had an actual massage. I would suggest googling your city + oriental massage. That might help...
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Old 12-23-2009   #7 (permalink)
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Will do. Thanks 24. I'll let you know how it goes.
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Old 12-23-2009   #8 (permalink)
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too funny... as I had a recent experience. i was a banking assignment that pretty much was in Chinatown San Francisco... it's filled with legit foot massage, accupuncture, beauty salons w/ massage, etc.... VERY well priced, but you just don't know.

turns out there's a few "massage/escort/hooker" review sites. a big one in SF (one that local authorities used to bust a few places, however the chinese underground crime ring, pretty much has everyone paid off) is San Francisco Bay Area Escort, Massage Parlor Guide : myredbook . you may have one in your area.

basically, I guess a place with a shower, and/or late hours ... you can go pretty far. i've never (and never will) had a hooker, but was intrigued with the concept of happy ending. I went for a massage at 11AM... and enough hints were thrown around.

after the massage, I flipped over said thanks, and she said something along the lines of "you want massage anywhere else"? touching my chest, then hips, and I thought "fuck it, I'll trip this bird out [and she was pretty cute, just English was piss-poor] with a nice monster load". then she touched my crotch. I said sure, and asked the price. $40... done. she did start laughing when I came, but it was a kick shooting across the bed, against the wall, etc... not sure i'll do it again, but was a fun experience. i guess while you are getting your massage, you can just ask about services they provide, a la different massage type/time periods. that might be a hint.

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Old 12-23-2009   #9 (permalink)
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Will do. Thanks 24. I'll let you know how it goes.
No prob. If the woman that answers the door asks "Have you ever been here before", you're probably in the right place
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Old 12-23-2009   #10 (permalink)
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That's sounds fun Faceking. I'm sure DC has some places like that. I'll check one out. SOunds like she made it easier for you by asking you if you wanted something else.
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Old 12-23-2009   #12 (permalink)
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This place that I've gone to actually gives massages. Now, all I can say is it felt pretty good when she walked on my back and I doubt she was an actual masseuse because I've never had an actual massage. I would suggest googling your city + oriental massage. That might help...

hey, i'm in DFW a lot where r some of these places?
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Old 12-23-2009   #13 (permalink)
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Ya basically any oriental massage or place that is open late (including palm readers + psychics) is a safe bet.

If you're frequenting a legit spa, you'll just have to establish some trust over the course of several massages with the same girl and then drop some hints and see what happens.
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Old 12-27-2009   #14 (permalink)
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too funny... as I had a recent experience. i was a banking assignment that pretty much was in Chinatown San Francisco... it's filled with legit foot massage, accupuncture, beauty salons w/ massage, etc.... VERY well priced, but you just don't know.

turns out there's a few "massage/escort/hooker" review sites. a big one in SF (one that local authorities used to bust a few places, however the chinese underground crime ring, pretty much has everyone paid off) is San Francisco Bay Area Escort, Massage Parlor Guide : myredbook . you may have one in your area.

basically, I guess a place with a shower, and/or late hours ... you can go pretty far. i've never (and never will) had a hooker, but was intrigued with the concept of happy ending. I went for a massage at 11AM... and enough hints were thrown around.

after the massage, I flipped over said thanks, and she said something along the lines of "you want massage anywhere else"? touching my chest, then hips, and I thought "fuck it, I'll trip this bird out [and she was pretty cute, just English was piss-poor] with a nice monster load". then she touched my crotch. I said sure, and asked the price. $40... done. she did start laughing when I came, but it was a kick shooting across the bed, against the wall, etc... not sure i'll do it again, but was a fun experience. i guess while you are getting your massage, you can just ask about services they provide, a la different massage type/time periods. that might be a hint.
I was just in Chinatown last Saturday and got a handjob form some place in a Chinatown alleyway called Dragon -something. A cute Hong Kong girl but lousy english skills. I wonder if it's the same girl. It would be hot to see her watching your big loads..I bet she liked it.

As for getting extras...fuck it. If you want one and are not sure if they give extras, just whip it out and start stroking it. You'll know then if they give extras. Most asian women are cool with it even if they don't do extras. Only had 1 be 'upset' when I did this and even then, she let me jack off while she massaged my head. She didn't really care as long as she got some tip from the massage. After over 11 years of massages and even escorts, believe me, you whipping out your dick in a massage parlor is an everyday occurence for these girls, legit or not.

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Old 12-27-2009   #15 (permalink)
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5 happy endings secretly taped here. Some funny conversations. The guy us using a pen camera and holding it in his hands, saying that he's a writer and the pen relieves tension when he holds it. These girls bought that story, I am guessing.:

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