LOL... yeah, just a fact of our male lives. Not only is it hard (no pun intented) to get the stream going, but when I'm hard and peeing I tend to shoot off at angles so I usually sit and pee then. Hey, while we are on the subject, I have always found it weird that it's impossible to maintain an erection throughout a pee session. I may be hard as stone while starting, but notice I loose the erection by the time I'm done peeing. Anyone else notice this?