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I was just wondering if when this story broke it got much attention here. http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml It's kind of weird when you ask yourself how big different historical figures were. Any thoughts?

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Old 01-09-2005   #1 (permalink)
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I was just wondering if when this story broke it got much attention here.

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml

It's kind of weird when you ask yourself how big different historical figures were. Any thoughts?
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Old 01-09-2005   #2 (permalink)
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Rasputin's "religion and sex" combo was always well known...
along with how bad he smelled and the bits of food always stuck in
his beard.
BLECH.

So, they cut it off before throwing him in that icy river?
I'm not denying it, but it seems so odd..."We shot him...
quick..let's dump him in the river....Wait...anybody want to
see his dick?" :unsure:

We shouldnt be surprised...look at our own "celebrity endowment"
area here...full of curiosity and queries.
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Old 01-09-2005   #3 (permalink)
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"At the end of 1916, a group of aristocrats decided that Rasputin’s influence had grown too great and that he had to be killed in order to save Russia. They lured him to the palace of one of the princes; fed him poisoned cakes and wine, shot him and then threw him into the frozen river."

That makes it sound like overkill but they first fed him cakes laced with cyanide and he ate loads and should have been dead, then they shot him a few times but he survived and tried to escape, then they chucked him in the river, where he drowned (meaning he was still alive when they chucked him in).

As for his penis, it looks disgusting in that picture but I guess mine would after 80 years. Despite his penis, he was a quite dirty, unkept (unkemp?) man but probably like that and randy because of his big dick. That's about it...

The dig they had at Napoleon's penis in that article is weird too...
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Old 01-09-2005   #4 (permalink)
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I like this quote fromt he Pulitzer Prize play YOU CANT TAKE IT WITH YOU...

GRANDPA: Is it true what they say about Rasputin?

GRAND DUCHESS OLGA (*who escaped the Russian revolution): Everyone wants to know about Rasputin.......(breaks into knowing smile)......AND HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-09-2005   #5 (permalink)
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Kazon:
Quote:
Originally posted by txquis@Jan 9 2005, 01:39 PM
Rasputin's "religion and sex" combo was always well known...
along with how bad he smelled and the bits of food always stuck in
his beard.
BLECH.

So, they cut it off before throwing him in that icy river?
I'm not denying it, but it seems so odd..."We shot him...
quick..let's dump him in the river....Wait...anybody want to
see his dick?" :unsure:

We shouldnt be surprised...look at our own "celebrity endowment"
area here...full of curiosity and queries.
LMAS......
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Old 01-09-2005   #6 (permalink)
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Didn't they also mutilate him before throwing him in the river?

In general, revolutionaries feel that "No matter how the guy who was in before us dies, it isn't humiliating enough to make up for the shit they've done."
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Old 01-09-2005   #7 (permalink)
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http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/rasputin/

We had this discussion about a year ago. It certainly looks like a big preserved penis but it's apparently a fake. It a sea cucumber.
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Old 01-09-2005   #8 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by cityboy@Jan 9 2005, 04:45 PM
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/rasputin/

We had this discussion about a year ago. It certainly looks like a big preserved penis but it's apparently a fake. It a sea cucumber.
Imagine how surprised the revolutionaries were...
"We shot him.....anybody want to see his dick? OMG!!!!!!!!!!
ITS A SEA CUCUMBER!!!!!!!"
:P
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Old 01-09-2005   #9 (permalink)
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As if it was not bad enough that we have to constantly swap penis size not only literally, but metaphoricly with others; Now were literally swapping penis size between dead historical figures ... Russa has Rasputin's penis and it's bigger than Napolean's penis which america has.

*rolls eyes*

Pathetic.

"...Since then, keen lessons that love deceives..." -Hardy
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Old 01-09-2005   #10 (permalink)
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Even more pathetic since it is a sea cucumber.
:P
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Old 01-09-2005   #11 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by ashlar@Jan 9 2005, 11:42 PM
As if it was not bad enough that we have to constantly swap penis size not only literally, but metaphoricly with others; Now were literally swapping penis size between dead historical figures ... Russa has Rasputin's penis and it's bigger than Napolean's penis which america has.

*rolls eyes*

Pathetic.
:D LOL..Yeah but don't forget we've got John Dillinger's penis in a bottle at the Smithsonian and it's bigger than Rasputin's penis. :wacko:
That's another penis Urban Legand if you haven't heard it. :blink:
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Old 01-11-2005   #12 (permalink)
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Oh damn, I was hoping I could dispell this, as Rusputin's body was never found.

Yes, the guy servived eating a poisoned dinner, so his assailants had to shoot him, then dumped his body in the Volga (IIRC) it was never found.


But ooks like it was figured out to be a fake already :P

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy!
It's divine to own a dick!
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick!
...
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Old 01-11-2005   #13 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by SomeGuyOverThere@Jan 12 2005, 04:35 AM
Oh damn, I was hoping I could dispell this, as Rusputin's body was never found.

Yes, the guy servived eating a poisoned dinner, so his assailants had to shoot him, then dumped his body in the Volga (IIRC) it was never found.


But ooks like it was figured out to be a fake already :P
The river was the Neva. His body was found; there was water in his lungs, which showed that drowning was the cause of death.
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Old 01-12-2005   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by zzorus+Jan 11 2005, 10:30 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(zzorus @ Jan 11 2005, 10:30 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SomeGuyOverThere@Jan 12 2005, 04:35 AM
Oh damn, I was hoping I could dispell this, as Rusputin's body was never found.

Yes, the guy servived eating a poisoned dinner, so his assailants had to shoot him, then dumped his body in the Volga (IIRC) it was never found.


But ooks like it was figured out to be a fake already :P
The river was the Neva. His body was found; there was water in his lungs, which showed that drowning was the cause of death.
[/b][/quote]
Hmm, not the way I was taught it. But, just about everything can be disputed, and htere is allways contrary information :/

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy!
It's divine to own a dick!
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick!
...
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Old 01-13-2005   #15 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by SomeGuyOverThere+Jan 13 2005, 05:00 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SomeGuyOverThere @ Jan 13 2005, 05:00 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:
Originally posted by zzorus@Jan 11 2005, 10:30 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-SomeGuyOverThere
Quote:
@Jan 12 2005, 04:35 AM
Oh damn, I was hoping I could dispell this, as Rusputin's body was never found.

Yes, the guy servived eating a poisoned dinner, so his assailants had to shoot him, then dumped his body in the Volga (IIRC) it was never found.


But ooks like it was figured out to be a fake already :P


The river was the Neva. His body was found; there was water in his lungs, which showed that drowning was the cause of death.
Hmm, not the way I was taught it. But, just about everything can be disputed, and htere is allways contrary information :/
[/b][/quote]
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