How about mother in law? My mom saw my husband (who is NOT hung) while we were all on vacation together. I think I was as embarrassed as he was. I don't think she said anything, but I wonder what she had to herself or others after the fact.
My mom hasn't but my 90 year old grandmother walked into the bathroom at our beachhouse early one morning (damn lock doesn't work) and I was standing there at full mast boxers pulled down trying to get my morning wood to go down so I could take a piss. I seriously thought granny was gonna have a heart attack. She said WOW! UMM, UMM,UMM, OH, UMMMM, OH SO SORRY! Didn't know you were in here.
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When I came home from college for the weekend I hooked up with this chick and brought her back to my parents. A dicision only a drunk and horny college kid would make. I thought I locked the door before we fucked and passed out. Woke in the morning and my mom had just left the door open to let me know she had dicovered us. I was just passed out legs spred with my floppy cock just hanging to the side. Mom was pissed and I feel bad for the visual.That must really suck.
Aside from being born, warsh & diaper me as a baby, and maybe run loose when it was hot out, NO>
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The OP wants mommy love. Oedipus, you continue to live.
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