So I would love any advice about flavored lube, because none of the reviews I’ve ever found anywhere have mentioned the point of using flavored lube, which is to make cum taste better.
I have three problems: 1) a big penis, 2) bitter semen (and lots of it), and 3) take “forever” to cum. I’m working on #3, and I won’t even bitch about how I’ve never had a complete blowjob, defined by me as spontaneous on the part of my partner and to completion. As a side note, I’ve given dozens and dozens (hundreds?) of blowjobs, always swallowed, enjoyed all of them, and NEVER stopped until the guy came except once (at his request). My wife has libido problems, and I won’t even describe her blowjobs because gay guys would only laugh and say, “that’s not a blowjob!”
After some research last year I bought Climax Fruit Bomb’s Coco Pineapple lube, which she found gross. I’ve been thinking of trying one of Wet’s Fun Flavors because of its reviews until I read about Sex Tarts Watermelon Splash. My question is which flavor goes best with bitter semen, to make it taste better? This is kind of a big deal to me because in over ten years my wife has made me or let me cum in her mouth three times that I can remember, but just to be fair, let’s say six times.
And I know all the stuff about diet and semen: I don’t smoke, don’t eat red meat, and have a mango/strawberry/peach/banana shake every day. And no, I don’t make my wife blow me every night or swallow every time, and yes, I am perfectly happy to slurp my own cum, if asked, because fair is fair.