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The Phallus Palace: Do midgets have normal size boxes? I'd like to have sex with a midget or a gal with no legs so I can twirl them around 360 degrees while we are having

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Old 02-23-2005   #1 (permalink)
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The Phallus Palace: Do midgets have normal size boxes?

I'd like to have sex with a midget or a gal with no legs so I can twirl them around 360 degrees while we are having sex. But I worry if midgets have small boxes that it might not work out that great. I guess there is always ky.

Midgets would be ideal since she could actually walk around in circles while I am concentrating on keeping my rhythm. I'd have to push the gal with no legs like a top and that might distract me from the sex.
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Old 02-24-2005   #2 (permalink)
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Quote:
Do midgets have normal size boxes?
Yes. They're comparable in size to the box that sits atop your neck.
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Old 02-24-2005   #3 (permalink)
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Oy.
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Old 02-24-2005   #4 (permalink)
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You really know how to ask the most fucked up questions in the morning here, you know that?

Between you and me, turning 360 while having sex with her sounds painful ,and I wouldn't do it. Besides, your full length/ width alone might be also trick when you do, so why even bother, knowing that her vaginal capacity is different than taller women's.

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.
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Old 02-24-2005   #5 (permalink)
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Does anyone feel that it is time for a recipe?
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Old 02-24-2005   #6 (permalink)
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Apple Crisp


* 4 apples, peeled and sliced
* 1 tablespoon water
* 1/4 teaspoon salt
* 1/2 cup flour
* 4 teaspoons brown sugar
* 4 teaspoons butter
* 1 teaspoon cinnamon
* dash of nutmeg


Place apples, water, and salt in a pie plate or 8-inch baking dish sprayed with vegetable cooking spray. Combine remaining ingredients with a fork until crumbly; sprinkle over apple slices. Bake in top part of the oven at 350° for about 25 minutes.
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Old 02-24-2005   #7 (permalink)
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[quote=mindseye,Feb 24 2005, 11:59 PM]
Apple Crisp


Thanks! I'lll add one of my own to one of his other posts tomorrow.
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Old 02-24-2005   #8 (permalink)
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SILLY SLIME

1 Zip Lock Bag
1 Tbls. Glue
2 Tbls. Liquid Starch



1. Put 1 Tbls. of glue into the Zip Lock Bag.

2. Put 2 Tbls. of starch into the same Zip Lock Bag.

3. Zip the bag closed. Press and squeeze the bag until the glue and starch mix together. Open the bag and stretch and play with your silly slime!

Makes great snot (add a little green food coloring for boogers).
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Old 02-24-2005   #9 (permalink)
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ok... please excuse this blonde moment (no offense to any blondes that may read this)... I have a blonde streak that shows every once in a while (which tends to be often)...

Can someone explain what the recipes are about?? I mean, I understand the craziness of sex with midgets, but why recipes?

Also, what is up with the box thing? Is he talking about vagina? Or is he talking about the box they come in? :blink:

Ok... maybe later I'll be able to recover from this blonde moment, but right now, I'm thoroughly confused...
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Old 02-24-2005   #10 (permalink)
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No prob, I suffer from blond moments frequently. The recipes are a way to turn a stupid topic into something that is worth reading. Yes, I think the "box" is referring to a vagina.
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Old 02-24-2005   #11 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by TexAssgirl@Feb 24 2005, 10:40 AM
The recipes are a way to turn a stupid topic into something that is worth reading.
She hit the nail on the head. They also help take away any satisfaction the troll gets. Trolls are seeking angry vein-popping responses, and there's something distinctly non-angry and non-vein-popping about turning the thread into something you might find in Southern Living or Good Housekeeping.
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Old 02-24-2005   #12 (permalink)
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The Phallus Palace: My fantasy isn’t that odd. I have seen people set up swings so people can do the 360 degree thing.
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Old 02-24-2005   #13 (permalink)
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I got the reason for aksing for recipes, immediatley. Great idea!
Runs off to make green slime for daughter.
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Old 02-25-2005   #14 (permalink)
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Stuffed Camel

Ingredients:

1 Medium Camel
4 Lambs
20 chickens (Rosted)
150 Eggs (Boiled)
40 Kilos of Tomatoes
Salt and Seasonings


Directions:

1. Stuff eggs into tomatoes
2. Stuff tomatoes into chickens
3. Stuff chickens into lambs
4. Stuff lambs into camel
5. Roast until tender


Serves 150 people
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Old 02-25-2005   #15 (permalink)
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Love the recipes, Mindseye and Pecker.

The 8" baking pan ought be useful for something.

Maybe slice the phallus into bite size weiners, stuff with hamburger and peppers and roast slowly.

(Ick.) :excl:

Okay, I like your recipes better.

I find that several of my fantasies are much better as fantasies. I hope, Phallus that in this case, your fantasy will also be better as a fantasy, too. But, hey, I've had some pretty strange fantasies (in a mania) so I guess I'm guilty, too.

[The twirling thing would not work for me. Anything that twirls like that is dangerous to me and needs to at shot at [sling shot works], stopped or something......)

But I'm bipolar. What the hell do I know. :wacko: B) :o :blush: :blink: :D

(I'm trying to decide what mood I'm in. Actually, life is good right now.)

If you do it, just don't make a movie, okay?

Buff
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