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John Schneider HUGE BULGE on "The dukes of hazzard" VIDEO

Bulge. Boner. Whatever. It's fucking hot regardless!

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Old 05-06-2010   #16 (permalink)
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Bulge. Boner. Whatever. It's fucking hot regardless!
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Old 05-06-2010   #17 (permalink)
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I agree!! it's just fucking hot!
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Old 05-07-2010   #18 (permalink)
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John SCHNEIDER has matured like a fine wine...evident in the brilliant casting of SMALLVILLE putting him opposite Tom WELLING in the role as the humpy farmer dad. He's one of Hollywood's few seasoned actors who hasn't needed to go the route of botox, hair implants or liposuction to keep getting work.

Somewhere out there a blog exists that was created for fans to submit fantasy scripts for television show scenarios we'd love to imagine - included were a few about Clark & Jonathan Kent getting busy down on the farm! If I find it again I'll send along the link.

In the last image he responds to fan's question: 'so, just how big is that thing?'
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Old 05-07-2010   #19 (permalink)
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hot!!!
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Old 05-07-2010   #20 (permalink)
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I got turned off by him when I read he had turned into a religious born again thing. (same with "Brian" from the Backstreet Boys).
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Old 05-07-2010   #21 (permalink)
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I got turned off by him when I read he had turned into a religious born again thing.
Well I'd gladly assume the holy knelling position at Mr. Scheinder's feet and have him utter a few guttural 'oh God, oh God, oohh Gawds' whilst he shoots his load - he could ask for all the redemption he wants afterwards and I wouldn't be arsed in the least bit...praise be!
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Old 05-07-2010   #22 (permalink)
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I saw him in the locker room at The Aspen Club and, flacid, it was huge! I definitely did a double-take. It was at least 7" long and 6" around. His balls "matched" his dick.
He didn't go to any lengths to conceal his package but he also didn't strut around for everyone to see.
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Old 05-07-2010   #23 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by arkfarmbear View Post
I saw him in the locker room at The Aspen Club and, flacid, it was huge! I definitely did a double-take. It was at least 7" long and 6" around. His balls "matched" his dick.
He didn't go to any lengths to conceal his package but he also didn't strut around for everyone to see.
Perhaps like this?
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Old 05-07-2010   #24 (permalink)
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This is exactly what John was saying in one of the above pics...

http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp294/shman2008/John_schneider.jpg?t=1273277805

"Privacy is my middle name, my last name is control..."
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Old 05-07-2010   #25 (permalink)
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Yeah, that's a BIG FUCKING COCK. He was usually hangin' in just about every episode. You think during downtime anybody at all mentioned it, or whispered to each other about it? I mean, c'mon, he had to know it was showing. I can hear the females on the production crew now, "Psst..hey, did you see John today? His cock is on the right this time..." It's not a full bone, or else he'd be tenting. Put I bet if you pulled that sucker out he'd definately be at half mast! I wonder if Wopat had penis envy?
I had read in one of the teen magazines years ago, when "Dukes of Hazzard" was still in production that John Schneider had the nickname of "Snake" on the set. Of course the magazine didn't explain the story behind the nickname. Also, have to remember that John was only 19 when that particular episode was filmed, so maybe the hormones were still on overtime. And, yes, it's a wonder that the clip in the Loretta Lynn wasn't lost to the cutting room floor or that the network censors didn't say anything about it. I don't know about Tom having penis envy or not, but I am including a link to a high quality video over on youtube of the scene next door to Loretta Lynn's motorhome. At about 54 seconds into the video, watch the expression on Tom Wopat's face when he glances down and looks straight at John's crotch. He must have been impressed at least when he raises his eyebrows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BSskFOnknM

Last edited by montanaguy; 05-07-2010 at 09:06 PM.. Reason: forgot the link on youtube
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Old 05-07-2010   #26 (permalink)
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Id be hanging thick too if i were looking at daisys fine ass all day.
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Old 05-07-2010   #27 (permalink)
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Yeah, that's a BIG FUCKING COCK. He was usually hangin' in just about every episode. You think during downtime anybody at all mentioned it, or whispered to each other about it? I mean, c'mon, he had to know it was showing. I can hear the females on the production crew now, "Psst..hey, did you see John today? His cock is on the right this time..." It's not a full bone, or else he'd be tenting. Put I bet if you pulled that sucker out he'd definately be at half mast! I wonder if Wopat had penis envy?
Kinda explains why everyone wanted to watch this show right after The Incredible Hulk every Friday night. I know I did!!

Seriously... fuck it all.
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Old 05-07-2010   #28 (permalink)
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I'd love to be in between him and Mike Rowe for a few nights.... WOOOOOOOOOOF !
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Old 05-08-2010   #29 (permalink)
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HUGE BULGE ON this promoshoot pic:

Big bulge collection: John Schneider - Vintage Bulge - HQ Pics
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Old 05-10-2010   #30 (permalink)
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Wow those are some tight arse jeans, cutting off the circulation to your joy department can't be comfortable
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