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Originally Posted by TexAssgirl Here's a list I ran across of celebrity endownments and I just thought I'd share: Penis over 8-Inches: Milton Berle Ronald Reagan Muhammad Ali Wilt Chamberlin Sean Penn Dean Martin Moe

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Old 02-28-2008   #31 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by TexAssgirl View Post
Here's a list I ran across of celebrity endownments and I just thought I'd share:

Penis over 8-Inches:

Milton Berle
Ronald Reagan
Muhammad Ali
Wilt Chamberlin
Sean Penn
Dean Martin
Moe Howard
Warren Beatty
James Woods
Mike Tyson
Frank Sinatra
Raymond Burr
Orson Wells
Humphrey Bogart
Eddie Murphy
Jimmy Page
Max Bear Sr.
George Clooney
John Glenn
Brian Keith
Jimmy Hendrix
Liam Neeson
Dolf Lundgren
Chad Everett
Dan Rather
George Foreman
Jim Morrison
Neil Young
Andrew Dice Clay

Under six Inches -

Jon Bon Jovi
Michael Jordan
Michael J. Fox
Sylvester Stallone
Sting
Tiger Woods
Salvador Dali
Lawrence Taylor
Napoleon Bonaparte
Bill Gates
Leonardo DiCaprio
Conan O'Brian
Howard Stern
Val Kilmer
Martin Lawrence
Puff Daddy Combs
Brad Pitt

note: this is a copy and paste job, so I do not take responsibility for any typos (as I've already caugh some)
I sincerely doubt JDM was over 8 inches.
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Old 02-28-2008   #32 (permalink)
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Wow, I never realized that Don Johnson had such a big.. johnson..
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Old 02-28-2008   #33 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by TexAssgirl View Post
Here's a list I ran across of celebrity endownments and I just thought I'd share:

Penis over 8-Inches:

Dean Martin
Moe Howard

Frank Sinatra
Raymond Burr
Orson Wells
Humphrey Bogart
Max Bear Sr.
Brian Keith

Liam Neeson
Dolf Lundgren
Chad Everett
Dan Rather
George Forman

note: this is a copy and paste job, so I do not take responsibility for any typos (as I've already caugh some)
I chopped a few off the chart to make my own personal list. Real or not? Who knows, always nice to imagine it though- especially Brian Keith and Orson Welles!

Note: What I write here, these are my thoughts, not those of anyone else, nor am I attempting to sway others into my way of thinking.


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Old 02-28-2008   #34 (permalink)
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The first thread list is suspect. Like so many unsubstantiated claims it is probably invented gibberish.
For example, Jimi Hendrix`s erection was cast in plaster by a well known US site called (I think) "Plaster cast" or similar.
He was just over six inches and not over eight. His cock is there for the World to see on the internet.
What nonsense. Who on earth is taken in by this this stuff?
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Old 02-28-2008   #35 (permalink)
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It kinda explains why Republicans love Ronald Reagan so much... :D
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Old 02-28-2008   #36 (permalink)
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Nice one VinylBoy
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Old 02-28-2008   #37 (permalink)
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I chopped a few off the chart to make my own personal list. Real or not? Who knows, always nice to imagine it though- especially Brian Keith and Orson Welles!
I could certainly imagine Brian Keith with a large, thick cock. And I think I remember seeing a picture of him somewhere sans shirt....nice, hairy chest I believe(?). Yumyum...
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Old 02-28-2008   #38 (permalink)
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You can never trust these celebrity penis size claims. The website mention has some fairly dated material on it and I suspect at least some of it was supplied by none other than the infamous Sam Frank originator of The Hung Jury, a pseudo-club for well-endowed males decades ago. Sam would dream these celebrity penis sizes from the bedroom of his run down apartment in West Hollywood. One suspects he was simultaneously masturbating and writing at the same time as celebrity penis sizes would suddenly take on a sudden change from simple notation (Milton Berle-13") to a radiantly glowing description (Warren Beatty- a turgid vein-throbbing 10" with an apple-like uncircumcised glans.)

How he obtained them is even more interesting. Most often he would hear a Gay usher at a theater talk about a friend of a sister who worked for a Gay producer who took a leak at Warner Brothers and saw someone in the adjacent urinal..."he's enormous!" Other times it was an outright mystery. If Sam Frank saw the Three Stooges In Outer Space and took a lusting for Moe Howard, than Moe Howard suddenly was hung below his knees in the next publication of The Hung Jury.

Sam Frank fantasized penning the ultimate compendium of celebrity penis sizes, a coffee table book worthy of Barnes & Noble. Unfortunately money issues along with a complete and utter lack of writing talent put an end to his dreams. In his last hurrah, Frank handed over the sum total of his celebrity penis size investigation over to the late Gary Griffin who did-for better or worse-have the means to publish this fantastical balderdash.

If you can still find old copies, Gary Griffin's books included such titles as "The Horseman's Club" to the sublime and simply titled "Penis Size" complete with a forward from a certifiably insane phalloplastic surgeon from Southern California.
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Old 03-06-2008   #39 (permalink)
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I heard David Letterman was doing good in the dick department
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Old 03-08-2008   #40 (permalink)
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You can never trust these celebrity penis size claims. The website mention has some fairly dated material on it and I suspect at least some of it was supplied by none other than the infamous Sam Frank originator of The Hung Jury, a pseudo-club for well-endowed males decades ago. Sam would dream these celebrity penis sizes from the bedroom of his run down apartment in West Hollywood. One suspects he was simultaneously masturbating and writing at the same time as celebrity penis sizes would suddenly take on a sudden change from simple notation (Milton Berle-13") to a radiantly glowing description (Warren Beatty- a turgid vein-throbbing 10" with an apple-like uncircumcised glans.)

How he obtained them is even more interesting. Most often he would hear a Gay usher at a theater talk about a friend of a sister who worked for a Gay producer who took a leak at Warner Brothers and saw someone in the adjacent urinal..."he's enormous!" Other times it was an outright mystery. If Sam Frank saw the Three Stooges In Outer Space and took a lusting for Moe Howard, than Moe Howard suddenly was hung below his knees in the next publication of The Hung Jury.

Sam Frank fantasized penning the ultimate compendium of celebrity penis sizes, a coffee table book worthy of Barnes & Noble. Unfortunately money issues along with a complete and utter lack of writing talent put an end to his dreams. In his last hurrah, Frank handed over the sum total of his celebrity penis size investigation over to the late Gary Griffin who did-for better or worse-have the means to publish this fantastical balderdash.

If you can still find old copies, Gary Griffin's books included such titles as "The Horseman's Club" to the sublime and simply titled "Penis Size" complete with a forward from a certifiably insane phalloplastic surgeon from Southern California.
Hilarious post!

You fuckin' size queens are unbelievable!
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Old 03-08-2008   #41 (permalink)
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How can anyone know for sure? Do women (or men) who sleep with these guys have tape measurers?

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Old 03-08-2008   #42 (permalink)
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For example, Jimi Hendrix`s erection was cast in plaster by a well known US site called (I think) "Plaster cast" or similar.
He was just over six inches and not over eight. His cock is there for the World to see on the internet.
He and a number of other celebrities had their manhoods cast by the well-known Cynthia Plastercaster, who specialised in her collection of celebrity penis moulds. IIRC she also did Andy Warhol amongst many, many others.
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Old 03-08-2008   #43 (permalink)
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He and a number of other celebrities had their manhoods cast by the well-known Cynthia Plastercaster, who specialised in her collection of celebrity penis moulds. IIRC she also did Andy Warhol amongst many, many others.

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Old 03-08-2008   #44 (permalink)
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Maybe they rounded Hendrix up to over 8 since he might've had the volume of most 8-inchers, extrapolating from the evident thickness (when you consider it's over 6 inches long):

http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/insid...ix_image_2.jpg
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Old 09-01-2008   #45 (permalink)
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That's an interesting list. There are errors in it. Grace Slick had sex with Jim Morrison and wrote in her autobiography that he was slightly bigger than average, about 7 inches. I have many lists, and one is basically fiction, because it contradicts the other lists and factual information about the celebrities.

Michael Jordan is said to be "hung" and has difficulty finding condoms that will fit. That's not under 6 inches.

A lot of the comments here annoy me. I know EVERYTHING about Jimi Hendrix, because as an electric guitar player myself he is my god. He had a monster cock. Years ago the "Plastercasters of Chicago" showed a small cast they said was of Jimi's dick. Now there is an average size cast they claim is of Jimi's dick. Isn't that suspicious? As I have posted here on LPSG previously: WHEN ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE REAL CAST OF JIMI HENDRIX'S DICK? Or did they really make one? Did you know Frank Zappa financed the Plastercasters? Did you know the Plastercasters claim that Jimi had the biggest cock in rock? Did you know that some people lie?

I'm about the only person left who knows how Jimi really died. So I'll share it with you. He accidentally took an overdose of Italian sleeping pills. One pill, that was supposed to be cut into 4 doses. He was alive, an ambulance was called, but the idiotic attendants placed him upright in a chair with his head tilted back. By the time they reached the hospital he had suffocated to death because of the ambulance attendants' incompetence. But you thought he was a junkie or something, didn't you? You know fuck all about Jimi Hendrix, so stop this shit about his "average" size dick. He had a monster cock.
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