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I'm really horny right now and I'm home alone what household objects could I used to stick up my ass and fuck (safely of course)?

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Old 05-27-2010   #1 (permalink)
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Household Objects

I'm really horny right now and I'm home alone what household objects could I used to stick up my ass and fuck (safely of course)?
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Old 05-27-2010   #2 (permalink)
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ice cream scooper, someone elses tooth brush
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Old 05-27-2010   #3 (permalink)
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ice cream scooper, someone elses tooth brush
How would I use an ice cream scooper?
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Old 05-27-2010   #4 (permalink)
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How would I use an ice cream scooper?
The handles are usually solid and tapered. The goal is not to scoop your ass, but use the handle.

There are a few other suggestions:
--Fruit
--Certain medicine bottles
--Electric toothbrush, or any toothbrush
--Hot Dogs
--You hands/fingers/fists
--Flashlights
--Ice Cubes (sensation overload)

If you get creative, some of those were things I just saw looking around the room. If you just look around, find something hard and girthy that won't break easily...rubber, lube, insert, enjoy.
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Old 05-27-2010   #5 (permalink)
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The TV remote.

And then waddle around the house asking if anyone's seen it.
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Old 05-27-2010   #6 (permalink)
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I just saw a picture in the gallery of a comparison to a shaving cream bottle....if you wanted to be daring you could always tape the lid to the bottle, and attempt to fit it in.
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Old 05-27-2010   #7 (permalink)
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One time I was fucking a girl and I went down there to perform oral sex. Next thing I know she says stop wait wait hold on. Bitch jumps up runs out of the room a minute later she returns with a fucking wooden spoon. She showed me how to use it and the next thing you know I am stirring the pudding so to speak!!!
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Old 05-27-2010   #8 (permalink)
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^That's strangely erotic....

I'm not a size queen- but I do like their boyfriends
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Old 05-28-2010   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by vastr8fit View Post
The handles are usually solid and tapered. The goal is not to scoop your ass, but use the handle.

There are a few other suggestions:
--Fruit
--Certain medicine bottles
--Electric toothbrush, or any toothbrush
--Hot Dogs
--You hands/fingers/fists
--Flashlights
--Ice Cubes (sensation overload)

If you get creative, some of those were things I just saw looking around the room. If you just look around, find something hard and girthy that won't break easily...rubber, lube, insert, enjoy.
Okay I'll try the ice cream scooper, but tell me more about this ice cubes sensation. ;)
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Old 05-28-2010   #10 (permalink)
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One time I was fucking a girl and I went down there to perform oral sex. Next thing I know she says stop wait wait hold on. Bitch jumps up runs out of the room a minute later she returns with a fucking wooden spoon. She showed me how to use it and the next thing you know I am stirring the pudding so to speak!!!
That's insane!
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Old 05-29-2010   #11 (permalink)
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I'm really horny right now and I'm home alone what household objects could I used to stick up my ass and fuck (safely of course)?
What the fuck??
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Old 05-29-2010   #12 (permalink)
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if you have an electric tooth brush remove the end of it and stuff toilet paper in the end to make it more round and put a condom on it so it stays clean
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Old 05-30-2010   #13 (permalink)
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if you have an electric tooth brush remove the end of it and stuff toilet paper in the end to make it more round and put a condom on it so it stays clean
You've tried that! :)
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Old 05-30-2010   #14 (permalink)
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cucumber, hammer (handle end), carrot, rolling pin........*is thinking of more*

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Aerosol can
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