Scandinavian men have small dicks

WTF, if this isn't a racist statement!!!
This thread is absolutely crap.
Didn't know that there was a worldwide genetic research to find out who has the biggest cock!!!
If so, please, anyone, point the source and the results of this research or shut the fuck up before making racist remarks on northern Europeans, southern Europeans, Turks, blacks, etc.
That goes for everybody!!!

actually there have been studies that people from southern european countries have SMALL dicks

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Funny, as someone of Norwegian descent, I've heard the old Scandinavian truism that men in Canada with usernames that start with "w", end in "n" and exclusively feature the letters "l" and "a" in the middle have incredibly small penises and are trolls.

Mule

How does one measure hapenis?

Time for a reality check?

I beg to differ. All the Scandinavian men that I've been with (about 5) have above average or large dicks.

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i am scottish and mine aint small

37 in the Uk, Gay,
Hard: 7.2" x 6.6" cut.

If you visit this profile at least send me a message and say hello, don't just visit and go.

There have been studies that women are from Venus and men are from Mars!!!

Come on mate again:
THIS THREAD SUCKS!!!

Some guy from Canada that has never posted before makes a bullshit remark that Scandinavians have small dicks.
A 100% straight guy from Canada knows for a fact that Scandinavians have small dicks. Yeah right!!!
Then his second response is that Greeks, Turks etc are dark ugly people.

First of all I expect that this guy will be banned from the site for his racist remarks!!!

Secondly there must be two options, either a scandinavian guy fucked his gf, wife etc. and he is bitter or he wanted to get fucked by a scandinavian and that guy blew him off.

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From my totally unscientific data gathering methods, it does seem like an awful lot of Scots seem to have larger than average penises.

Not that I've measured them all or anything.

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I'm Norwegian and I'm 8" by 5.7"... And most guys I've been with have around 6.5-7" or larger. ;)

Hey yeah! I've been fucking a Turk for the past 7 months, and she has one of the hottest bodies I've ever seen. Pretty face too.

Just goes to show you. Canadians don't know shit...

Stuff said in jest and jackass humor is one thing, but this is quite another.

The longer this thread runs, the more ridiculous and silly the claims grow. C'mon, guys, there are large cocks EVERYWHERE in the world - no area/country has a monopoly - use your common sense! And, please, stop making hateful comments to and about each other - my old heart can't take all this fussing/arguing.......I *love* men, but can't stand what their raging testosterone does......

im Norwegian and not giant at just about 7 inches
but its not small by most standards, i even know a norse friend of mine who is blessed with a monster at 10 and a half inches confirmed by a girls he dated, even one of my good female friends and fellow size queen.
although in general we are a very hairy people, lol. At least all the norse guys i know includeing myself fit that description lol

Better. Humor restored, sanity abounds. The rest of you follow suit, PLEASE.
Thank you very much.

our cocks are like Mjolnir, hammer of Thor, god of thunder...they get bigger when you rub them. ;)

"While most books on sex say that penis size doesn't matter, there are two groups of people to whom it does matter. One group includes almost every male alive. The second group includes every woman who derives sexual pleasure from intercourse."

-The Guide to Getting it On.

That means Portuguese guys have larger than mediterranean countries you refered ?? because at the time of discoveries the Portuguese were almost the only Empire that people mixed with the tribes while got in diplomat\commercial relations through the world, they mixed with Africans, Asians, Indigenous, Aborigenous, and then with all that mixture it was created the Brazilian which is coloured (mix of Portugues+African+Amazon Indians)......and the Brazilians have huge cocks, from thick to hard.

What...the...heck?

Um, I can point out all the ignorant spots that you have stated there.

First of all, Portugal was not the first Empire to have people mixed, it was Spain (learn about the Arab conquest).

Second of all, Brazilians are not always (um. yeah with that I mean over 53% of the population is NOT, which is about some 97 million) mixed with any Africans or Indians. Iit doesn't mean that because Portuguese ruled Brazil they were the only ones there. Portugal conquered northern Brazil first, and most of the time people there people are indeed mixed with Africans and Indians (and those are NOT Amazonian Indians). Whereas in the South and Southeast, people are usually (Northern) Italian, German, Polish, Spanish, Scandinavian, and Japanese descendants. So, your statement is very wrong, and you might offend someone.