anal sex with myself...

Today I Had Anal Sex With Myself, Up Until Today The Biggest Thing Ive Had Up My Ass Was A SHARPIE, But Today I Stuck A Plunger Handle Up My Ass With No Problem And It Felt Awesome, Did A Hands Free Cum It Felt So Good, Got About 12in Up My Ass And Must Have Hit My Spot And Shot All My Cum All Over My Chest!

Wish I Had Pics Or A Video, But Was To Wrapped Around The Idea Of How Good That Plunger Handle Felt Sliding In And Out Of My Ass!

Anybody Else Have Any Similar Stories Involving Anal And A Plunger? Is So Please Share!

Congratulations.

Yeah, I've had a plunger handle in my ass before. So happens to be one of the most commonly available bathroom accessories with a handle to hump. You can even kind of stick it down to the floor of the shower or tub.

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Why Do You Insist On Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word? Its Rather Annoying And Frankly Gives Me A Headache. Must Of Been A Pain In The Ass To Type Your Original Post.

It is called title case - like with book titles.

You can do it pretty easy with Microsoft Word. If you can find the damn button in the font section on the home ribbon of Word 2007. I think it was under the format menu before the .docx non-forward compatible version.

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Speaking of headaches and pains in the ass...
OF versus HAVE.
Two different words.
Two completely different meanings...

Intactivistically yours,

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MAY THE FORESKIN
BE WITH YOU!
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Routine Infant Circumcision
is an act of violence and
an abomination of human rights.
It should be criminalised!
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If it's turgid, purge it.
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Political Correctness
sucks the colour out of Life...
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Kan jy jou idee van normaal
by jou gat opdruk...!

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I agree. Using of when people mean 've. Very annoying.

Anyway, back to the subject. Was it a wooden handle? If so, I imagine that would be rather rough and you risk getting a splinter.

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The art of being a Sparks fan, is knowing that you're right and everyone else is wrong!

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I think some boards will automatically change an ALL CAPS post (which would have been worse) to Capitalised Text (which is still annoying).

Still, at least he used paragraphs! So some credit for that.

Wow Your Pics Are Sexy As Hell! Would Love To Have That Up My Ass!

Yes Is Was A Wooden Handle, But It Was Smooth! Gonna Try It Again Today

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Why, thank you! How about putting up some of your own?

Intactivistically yours,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MAY THE FORESKIN
BE WITH YOU!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Routine Infant Circumcision
is an act of violence and
an abomination of human rights.
It should be criminalised!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If it's turgid, purge it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Political Correctness
sucks the colour out of Life...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kan jy jou idee van normaal
by jou gat opdruk...!