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Originally Posted by thetramp that is a good line, to bad i didn't though of that Come on doll, I am pure evil genius KEEP up

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Old 06-12-2010   #16 (permalink)
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that is a good line, to bad i didn't though of that
Come on doll, I am pure evil genius KEEP up

I hate porn with a heavily made up, stripper shoe prancing, screaming fake woman that shows off her ass while talking to the camera man for fifteen minutes then gives a ten minute blow job, while gagging till she almost vomits with black make up smeared every where ending with cum in her eyes and a smile for the camera.
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Old 06-12-2010   #17 (permalink)
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At this point I'm just going to say... YOU need a spanking You can play with mine if I can play with yours!
Haha, i think that is probably a bad idea, ya know, i should play safe, i don't want any of my mates thinking i'm a bit wavy, the girls i hang with are comfortable with me knowing i'm gay and all, they might start turning against me if they suspected i might be eyeing up the opposite sex, i would'nt want to get bitch slapped!

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Old 06-12-2010   #18 (permalink)
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Haha, i think that is probably a bad idea, ya know, i should play safe, i don't want any of my mates thinking i'm a bit wavy, the girls i hang with are comfortable with me knowing i'm gay and all, they might start turning against me if they suspected i might be eyeing up the opposite sex, i would'nt want to get bitch slapped!
No worries doll, I'm comfortable your status, be you, that's what makes you special Plus I have several gay friends IRL and they do comment on my breasts. Honestly I'm not suspicious of your 100% gayness at all!

I hate porn with a heavily made up, stripper shoe prancing, screaming fake woman that shows off her ass while talking to the camera man for fifteen minutes then gives a ten minute blow job, while gagging till she almost vomits with black make up smeared every where ending with cum in her eyes and a smile for the camera.

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Old 06-12-2010   #19 (permalink)
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Haha, i think that is probably a bad idea, ya know, i should play safe, i don't want any of my mates thinking i'm a bit wavy, the girls i hang with are comfortable with me knowing i'm gay and all, they might start turning against me if they suspected i might be eyeing up the opposite sex, i would'nt want to get bitch slapped!
You just have to learn that the cliched you act the less people will question your gayness.

For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories

Plato

Look up, Hannah. The soul of man has been given wings, and at last he is beginning to fly

The Great Dictator
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Old 06-12-2010   #20 (permalink)
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You just have to learn that the cliched you act the less people will question your gayness.
Sounds almost like a threesome invitation with submissive...

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Old 06-12-2010   #21 (permalink)
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Gosh Mitchy your gay not gay, gay not gay.... oh wait unless you want a MMF... hmmm he does has 1% open you might be able to talk him into it. I'm game let's play.

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Old 06-12-2010   #22 (permalink)
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I'm disappointed that Mitchy failed to use the phrase "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

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Old 06-12-2010   #23 (permalink)
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I'm disappointed that Mitchy failed to use the phrase "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
OMG, you are quite right. I should be ashamed!

I hereby do solemnly swear that i am NOT heterophobic. Its not my thing, but i did once kiss a girl when i was a teen and so that proves i'm not repulsed by it or anything. And sure there was an incident one drunken night where i engaged in CFNM with several women and the kid that was created with my childhood sweetheart before i learned i was in fact just going through a straight phase, but its all in the past now. Each to their own i say but i personally will not be engaging in any more hetero-hedonism for religious reasons etc.

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Old 06-12-2010   #24 (permalink)
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You forgot to mention that you got many straight friends with whom you get along great, which makes it obvious that you can't be a heterophobic.

For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories

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Look up, Hannah. The soul of man has been given wings, and at last he is beginning to fly

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You forgot to mention that you got many straight friends with whom you get along great, which makes it obvious that you can't be a heterophobic.
Well of course, certainly. Having straight friends who i am constantly trying to cop off with has nothing to do with trying to be anti-straight by encouraging their homosexual tendencies, i'm just trying to show that i love them just the same as if they were gay and want them to know its nothing to feel ashamed about.

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