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So, there is this girl that lives next door to me, like 21-25yrs, she has the most busty looking chest i've ever seen, even better than the woman on page 3 which is the only

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Old 06-11-2010   #1 (permalink)
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Most fuckable woman.

So, there is this girl that lives next door to me, like 21-25yrs, she has the most busty looking chest i've ever seen, even better than the woman on page 3 which is the only page i really read haha. Anyway, she came out her flat to catch the lift down with me the other day and she was wearing the most revealing top i've ever letched at her in. I'm not straight or anything but i spent the time discreetly staring at her tits and then started imagining what she might taste like, not that i'm straight or anything.
When the lift opened on the bottom floor, i watched her exit first and took time to watch her tight ass as she moved away and it was awesome but i did'nt think anything sexual cos i'm not straight or anything.
Does any other 100% gay guys think about who the most fuckable woman is?, ya know, just to imagine it and not because secretly you bat for the heteros a little bit? Oh, don't know if i said this but I AM NOT STRAIGHT! (or anything) .......

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Old 06-11-2010   #2 (permalink)
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Wait I just wanted to double check, your not straight right?

I hate porn with a heavily made up, stripper shoe prancing, screaming fake woman that shows off her ass while talking to the camera man for fifteen minutes then gives a ten minute blow job, while gagging till she almost vomits with black make up smeared every where ending with cum in her eyes and a smile for the camera.
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Old 06-11-2010   #3 (permalink)
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you're not straight? you sure sound it! lol
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Old 06-11-2010   #4 (permalink)
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Wait I just wanted to double check, your not straight right?
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you're not straight? you sure sound it! lol
What is it with people like you always saying it must be a sign of heterosexuality whenever a gay guy expresses how fit or sexy a woman is just because words of a lustful nature are used? Now if you'll excuse me, i'm trying to watch Lesbian Lovesirens 3....

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Old 06-11-2010   #5 (permalink)
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So, there is this girl that lives next door to me, like 21-25yrs, she has the most busty looking chest i've ever seen, even better than the woman on page 3 which is the only page i really read haha. Anyway, she came out her flat to catch the lift down with me the other day and she was wearing the most revealing top i've ever letched at her in. I'm not straight or anything but i spent the time discreetly staring at her tits and then started imagining what she might taste like, not that i'm straight or anything.
When the lift opened on the bottom floor, i watched her exit first and took time to watch her tight ass as she moved away and it was awesome but i did'nt think anything sexual cos i'm not straight or anything.
Does any other 100% gay guys think about who the most fuckable woman is?, ya know, just to imagine it and not because secretly you bat for the heteros a little bit? Oh, don't know if i said this but I AM NOT STRAIGHT! (or anything) .......
You're such a hetero
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Old 06-11-2010   #6 (permalink)
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You're such a hetero

Look, if i want to eat out a woman its only to compare it with rimming not cos i'm exploring my sexuality, i'm not straight or anything as i've said before ok!!!



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Old 06-12-2010   #7 (permalink)
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Gosh your such an angry person, throwing horrible words like "hetero" around. Can't we all just get along?

When your done with Lesbian Love Sirens can I borrow it?

I hate porn with a heavily made up, stripper shoe prancing, screaming fake woman that shows off her ass while talking to the camera man for fifteen minutes then gives a ten minute blow job, while gagging till she almost vomits with black make up smeared every where ending with cum in her eyes and a smile for the camera.
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Gosh your such an angry person, throwing horrible words like "hetero" around. Can't we all just get along?

When your done with Lesbian Love Sirens can I borrow it?
lol, sure.

BTW, your breasts gave me a raging hardon, obviously that does'nt mean anything, i'm just imagining Brad Pitt with his head between them because i'm gay remember.
Maybe we can get it on some time, you know, purely as an experience for my bucket list and not because i'm having a fantasy.

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Old 06-12-2010   #9 (permalink)
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good thread mitchymo

For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories

Plato

Look up, Hannah. The soul of man has been given wings, and at last he is beginning to fly

The Great Dictator
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Old 06-12-2010   #10 (permalink)
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good thread mitchymo
What's so funny!!! This is serious!!!

Lol, it had to be done sometime!

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Old 06-12-2010   #11 (permalink)
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What's so funny!!! This is serious!!!

Lol, it had to be done sometime!
You are absolutely right it had to be done it even was overdue, finally all those who feel like you have a place to talk about it.

For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories

Plato

Look up, Hannah. The soul of man has been given wings, and at last he is beginning to fly

The Great Dictator
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Old 06-12-2010   #12 (permalink)
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lol, sure.

BTW, your breasts gave me a raging hardon, obviously that does'nt mean anything, i'm just imagining Brad Pitt with his head between them because i'm gay remember.
Maybe we can get it on some time, you know, purely as an experience for my bucket list and not because i'm having a fantasy.
Sure I've never had sex with a gay man before, I think it will be a interesting experience Just don't stick it anywhere I don't want it and we'll get along just fine. You can pretend I'm Brad and I'll pretend your Brad

PS: I love it when a gay man likes my breasts!!! Says something for the power of boobage!

I hate porn with a heavily made up, stripper shoe prancing, screaming fake woman that shows off her ass while talking to the camera man for fifteen minutes then gives a ten minute blow job, while gagging till she almost vomits with black make up smeared every where ending with cum in her eyes and a smile for the camera.

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Old 06-12-2010   #13 (permalink)
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PS: I love it when I gay man likes my breasts!!! Says something for the power of boobage!
Oh, i don't really, i just wanna touch em, and lick em and twist the nips!

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Old 06-12-2010   #14 (permalink)
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Oh, i don't really, i just wanna touch em, and lick em and twist the nips!
At this point I'm just going to say... YOU need a spanking You can play with mine if I can play with yours!

I hate porn with a heavily made up, stripper shoe prancing, screaming fake woman that shows off her ass while talking to the camera man for fifteen minutes then gives a ten minute blow job, while gagging till she almost vomits with black make up smeared every where ending with cum in her eyes and a smile for the camera.
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Old 06-12-2010   #15 (permalink)
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You can play with mine if I can play with yours!
that is a good line, to bad i didn't though of that

For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories

Plato

Look up, Hannah. The soul of man has been given wings, and at last he is beginning to fly

The Great Dictator
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