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Originally Posted by Jadamo Well, we never really were able to see eachother again because of work, school, all that jazz. We did e-mail back and forth a few times, but as time went by,

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Old 01-01-2006   #61 (permalink)
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Well, we never really were able to see eachother again because of work, school, all that jazz. We did e-mail back and forth a few times, but as time went by, he graduated from UTSA and was headed back to Oregon where he's originally from.

But, it's not a sad story. Things happen like that.

Anway...here's another jack-off story of mine. More like "the most embarrassing moment" spiel.

Once after school, when I was about 16, I was jacking-off with a buddy of mine in the empty boys' locker room changing stalls. He and I were just beating off to a CHERRY mag, when suddenly out of no where, I heard a group of young guys coming in, chattering and making a lot of noise. We knew that the locker room would be empty around 5pm that day, but there must have been some sort of "after school soccer practice" for the middle schoolers visiting the High school campus.

Eric [my buddy, 17 at the time], paid no attention to the noise or the fact that anyone was in the locker room. He kept jacking off and making squishy noises with his 7.5" dick with spit. I told him to stop and shut up, but he kept going at it. I had already stopped and zipped up, and noticed that the young guys were listening to his noises. One even asked another to "Shhhh, what's that noise?", or "Where is that coming from?" or even better: "I think it's coming from that curtain!"

Well, in one sudden swift move, a boy at least 14 years old slid the curtain from our stall and exposed Eric and I to the group. There had to been at least 10 guys all surrounding us, trying to get a glimpse. Eric, suddenly found his orgasm he'd been trying to explode and shoots this ENORMOUS load of jizz all over me, the curtain, the floor, and even a few drops on the boys. Eric made so much fucking noise

Now, keep in mind, Eric was a tall, butch looking guy, with a facial hair and mature features. He was shirtless and looked mean when he stood up. Half-expecting some queer comment from the boys, all they could do was stare in extreme confusion. I wiped the cum from myself, the boy with a drop on his arm, and tossed the towel to Eric. He pulled up his pants, tucked in his half hard cock in his briefs and zipped up. As we left the locker room, you could cut the silence with a knife. The boys were too astonished to say anything at that moment. I was just looking at Eric and the boys back and forth, not knowing what to say, if anything at all.

That was the most akward - if not most exciting moment in my life so far.

After that, Eric and I just went to his house to jack off. I think he has a a voyuer fetish or something cuz he'd ask to jack off in the parking lot during day light. Oh, and Eric is straight, I'm the only gay guy he trusts to jack off with.

-James
That is kinda hot! That is kinda of an awkward sexperience. Interesting though.



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Old 01-01-2006   #62 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Ayzmo
Just thought I'd bring this up. Anyone ever hear of Godwin's Law? This just seemed similar.

Mine, I was bored/curious, and I just started rubbing myself. I was 12, and I'd never heard of masturbation. I started by just rubbing the top of my head. Eventually, I was like, hmm...vaginas are wet...so I used some spit...and I refined my technique.
Yes, well I think there are obvious parralels here with the Third Reich.

I think that through some sort of first masturbation trauma, Hitler couldn't pleasure himself, so, by becoming more and more sexually frustrated over the years, he came to the conclusion that taking over the world and exterminating large groups of people was something that needed to be done.

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Hitler's First Time Masturbating, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Advancments in Hitler's First Time Masturbating can be linked to many areas. Remarkably Hitler's First Time Masturbating is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.


Social Factors
Society is a human product. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he shead new light on Hitler's First Time Masturbating, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Hitler's First Time Masturbating irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Status, Security, Fame - Hitler's First Time Masturbating, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. If society has a favourite child, it is Hitler's First Time Masturbating.


Economic Factors
Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Hitler's First Time Masturbating. Of course, Hitler's First Time Masturbating fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Average
Wage
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Hitler's First Time Masturbating
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Clearly the average wage will continue to follow Hitler's First Time Masturbating for the foreseeable future. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.


Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting the two sides of Hitler's First Time Masturbating.
Take a moment to consider the words of the uncompromising Demetrius T. Time 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Hitler's First Time Masturbating. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Hitler's First Time Masturbating wins votes.' Simple as that.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion
In my opinion Hitler's First Time Masturbating must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It replenishes the self, puts out 'fires', and statistically it's great.
I shall give the final word to star Demi Beckham: 'Hitler's First Time Masturbating is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]
[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books
[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books
[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy!
It's divine to own a dick!
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick!
...

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Old 01-01-2006   #63 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Ayzmo
I kind of meant that this thread followed Godwin's Law...nothing about masturbation...
I hadn't realised Hitler had already come up, I just brought him up as a thread kilelr. :P

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy!
It's divine to own a dick!
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick!
...
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Old 01-02-2006   #64 (permalink)
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I remember being about 13 or 14 years old and I had gone over a friends house. At this point in my life I had seen only one soft core porn and i knew that it made my dick hard for hours (at that age). I just didnt know what to do when it was hard. My friend though had already discovered masterbating because he had developed much earlier than i had. one day i was at his house and we were watching something on tv that got us both aroused and he decided to pull his dick out and started beating off. As soon as i saw him jerking it I knew thats what i was supposed to do in such a situation. I was a little bit hesitant to pull my dick out since he was 6 inches (he measured it in front of me on another occasion) and I was only about 4 inches because puberty hadnt hit me yet. I ended up pulling it out anyways and we jerked off together. I was quit amazed by his size since he was so much bigger then me so I asked to hold it. He let me hold it and jerk him off for a little while wich I must admit made me aroused and then I let him finish himself off as i continued to jerk myself off. the most dissappointing part about the whole experience was that since I was underdeveloped I only got to see my friend reach an orgasm while I jerked off until I just gave up. I was sad I couldnt cum at that point and he could. But only a few years later I was sleeping over his house and I brought a porn mag with me. we both pulled out our cocks and I was happy to see we were the same size soft, then we began to work up an erection and to my amazement and his too I had surpased him in size by more than an inch. He even commented me on my size by saying something like wow you werent that big last time i saw you. I just got a huge grin and we both jerked off to the mag till we finished up. when we were watching tv afterwards he made a few more comments about my cock that made me proud of it. I can credit him for my confidence and even for giving me a reason to measure it again since I hadnt noticed the size increase.Either way those days of experimentation with him were a great experience in my sexuality. I am not gay but as a result of any of this but getting off with him taught me a lot and I appretiate those times for what they were
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Old 01-02-2006   #65 (permalink)
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porn was part of it for me too when I was a kid (in the 60's)

my pals and my brother and I hung out when we were 12-13 at a heavy equipment construction company's back lot and found some old badly weathered porn stashed in a glove box of an old truck cab

I was fixated on it, black and white photos of naked women on cheap pulpy paper: nipples, tits, asses, but no bushes (not that I knew what I was missing ) and nothing hard core, but shit, it sure seemed hot and at the same time obviously from the ancient past. we're talking archeologist porn LOL

so I did some shoplifting next time I had the opportunity at the magazine section of a store and got my own pocket sized porn mag called TAB, and safely smuggled it home inside my waistband under my shirt, and sneaked into the bathroom at the first opportunity and trembled. I barely had pubic hair then and had no idea what to do except rub my dick but just got some precum. The second time I had some time alone with it I had my first orgasm and DAMN I thought I fucking broke something!!! LOL. I gushed uncontrollably and spattered the vanity countertop. I can still remember the contrast of my milky white spooge on the black and gold surface.

And being paranoid as hell that I would get discovered. :D never did at home though.
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Old 01-02-2006   #66 (permalink)
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I'll remember this event till the day I die, I'll never forget it.
-James Moreno
Thanks Jadamo for starting this thread. I am fairly new here. Glad to hear from another San Antonian.

I read all the following stories. The circumcision discussion although interesting on its own detracted from the subject.

I took personal interest in your story because it mirrored mine very somewhat. I had a foreskin when I was a young. I can discuss later in some other thread what happened to it. My foreskin was retractable and not sure how I even learned that I could retract my skin back to see the bulbous head inside. Maybe it was the curiosity of feeling the bulbous head underneath the skin when I would get erections as my foreskin would retract to expose the tip of my head on its own, I would sometimes get the erections in my underwear and for those who are uncircumcised, you learn that your head and piss-slit is very sensitive particularly when rubbed against clothing. The other possibility may have influenced by the fact that my father also uncircumcised kept his foreskin back on a more permanent basis. My foreskin would stay retracted for a short while however, particularly if my cock got too small it would roll back over the head. I was a curious kid. My earliest retraction memory was at age 5 or 6. However my foreskin didnít retract completely back. It seemed to stop right the rim of the glans or corona. It wasnít painful retracting it back. I later learned in college that uncircumcised boys may have adhesions that keep their foreskin attached to their head. Most adhesions will go away by puberty as mine did or near there.
I also had erections quite often due to pressure place on the groin, while laying down, riding bike or taking a bath which my mother would do at that age. I learned that erections were frowned upon so I later learned to do it own my own as I explored this phenomenon for foreskin retractions and erections.
I was probably near the age of 11 when I was able to tear the adhesions that binded my foreskin to the rim of the head. I did this one evening after I had bathed and prepared myself for bed. I had been playing with myself while I was taking a bath but didnít do it for too long fearing a knock on the door or someone walking in. When I got into my room, I removed the towel wrapped around my waist and noticed that my dick had not gone down completely; I had one of those puffy ones or not quite semi. I pulled back my foreskin to expose all of the head and my dick pulsed. For what ever reason, I decided to pull the foreskin back to the base of my dick as hard as I could and keep it there while I pumped my cock causing it to jump up and down and puff up. It was getting so hard, I started noticing veins on the shaft which I had seen before. I was really enjoying the sight of making my head swell and flare with each pump. I had never seen my cock in this state. After about 30 pumps, I felt a tingly, tickly sensation inside my cock and slight stinging sensation coming from my head. I looked down on it and noticed that a rip had formed where the foreskin and head joined. I also noticed then that I had leaked a big clear drop of pee. I expecting the drop to fall, it didnít. I put my fingers to the drop to wipe it away and noticed the texture of the drop was not like urine. I was slippery and stringy as I pulled my two fingers apart I thought I had busted something with all of this and stopped. I thought it was weird to see something else come out of your dick that wasnít pee. I stopped all activity there leaving my cock swollen for hours and making a few more drops of clear ooze. I was scared since I had no siblings or sex-education. It took me a couple of weeks more to get the courage up again, remembering the great sensations, to try again finally breaking all adhesions I had and oozing some more. My actual cum came in right after my 11th birthday. You are right Jadamo you donít forget those moments.
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Old 07-16-2012   #67 (permalink)
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I had just turned 10 or was 9, almost 10 when I first jacked off. I had heard a few older guys talking about it and one telling another his tonsils were pregnant...I had no idea at the time what he was talking about, I just knew it had to do with sex.

The next door neighbor who was a couple of years older than me showed me how to jack off one day and I shot a load with him watching. IT WAS AWESOME!!! From that point on I couldn't wait to be alone or with some teammates and jack off. Of course my dad caught me several times. By the time I got to college it was a game of how many times a day I could cum. I often rushed from a class to beat my meat or go to a bathroom stall between classes. I still spend some weekends jockey and jacking
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Old 07-17-2012   #68 (permalink)
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I was always kinda playing with mine... I guess the whole male cliche bit of us being in love with our dicks is true; I know I am! haha
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Old 11-28-2012   #69 (permalink)
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I think I was 11, and had been enjoying the feeling of playing with this hard dick think for a while. But then, this first time, I started shuddering. I can't remember if I actually did cum, but I remember thinking if felt familiar. I reckon I'd had wet dreams but didn't know.
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Old 11-28-2012   #70 (permalink)
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Knock yourself out!

I could pull my foreskin back for as long as I can remember.
Damn you have a gorgeous cock.
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