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Do you dress to the right or the left?

I try to be neutral in everything I do. Besides my pants no longer are worn at a levels that makes this an issue. 34 inseams once were like high water pants for me now

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View Poll Results: Which way do you position your package in your pants?
I dress to the left. 67 53.17%
I dress to the right. 42 33.33%
Either way, doesn't matter. 17 13.49%
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Old 06-27-2010   #16 (permalink)
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I try to be neutral in everything I do. Besides my pants no longer are worn at a levels that makes this an issue. 34 inseams once were like high water pants for me now I need a belt to stop from stepping on the cuffs. I think it is because I no longer wear jeans (and the location of my belly). My job has me comfortable now in dress pants, who would have thought.
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Old 06-27-2010   #17 (permalink)
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I have always dressed to the right. I'm left-handedcso it is just easier to reach in and grab my dick when it is to the right. After many years, I tried moving it to the left and as mentioned, it just felt uncomfortable.
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Old 06-27-2010   #18 (permalink)
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It is my understanding that the majority of men are right-handed.
It is also therefore my understanding that left-handed men are in the minority.

It is my understanding that IF one is getting a 'bespoke" suit (that is, one entirely custom made by a skilled tailor, that at some point in the multiple fittings, when the tailor will take into account that one of your shoulders is lower than the other, one of your arms is longer than the other, one of your hips is lower than the other, and one of your legs is longer than the other) they will, discreetly, ask "which way you dress".

The answer will then cause the tailor to alter the trousers of your suit to accommodate the larger portion of your bulge on one side, so that the trousers fit properly.

Nowadays, the talented tailors have died off, and the few remaining men who get custom made suits are few and far between, since the cost of a custom made suit has risen exponentially over the past few decades. Typically, a fully custom made suit can easily exceed four to five thousand dollars, based upon the materials used, and the quality of the tailor.

HOWEVER, it doesn't change my initial comments about the majority of men being right handed, and to this day, a number of manufacturers of jeans and slacks actually cut their pants patterns to accommodate the need for a little more material on the the left side of the pant leg ... because that is the leg most (right-handed) guys choose to stuff their dick down along with their balls (and it is the right hand they use to haul out their cocks to piss).

Case in point, you want to show a bigger bulge ? Stuff your junk down the RIGHT pant leg ... it's a little more snug and revealing that way.

Archaic, but true.

You're welcome.
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Old 06-27-2010   #19 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ck85x65 View Post
It is my understanding that the majority of men are right-handed.
It is also therefore my understanding that left-handed men are in the minority.

It is my understanding that IF one is getting a 'bespoke" suit (that is, one entirely custom made by a skilled tailor, that at some point in the multiple fittings, when the tailor will take into account that one of your shoulders is lower than the other, one of your arms is longer than the other, one of your hips is lower than the other, and one of your legs is longer than the other) they will, discreetly, ask "which way you dress".

The answer will then cause the tailor to alter the trousers of your suit to accommodate the larger portion of your bulge on one side, so that the trousers fit properly.

Nowadays, the talented tailors have died off, and the few remaining men who get custom made suits are few and far between, since the cost of a custom made suit has risen exponentially over the past few decades. Typically, a fully custom made suit can easily exceed four to five thousand dollars, based upon the materials used, and the quality of the tailor.

HOWEVER, it doesn't change my initial comments about the majority of men being right handed, and to this day, a number of manufacturers of jeans and slacks actually cut their pants patterns to accommodate the need for a little more material on the the left side of the pant leg ... because that is the leg most (right-handed) guys choose to stuff their dick down along with their balls (and it is the right hand they use to haul out their cocks to piss).

Case in point, you want to show a bigger bulge ? Stuff your junk down the RIGHT pant leg ... it's a little more snug and revealing that way.

Archaic, but true.

You're welcome.
The above comment makes sense to me. I have questioned the validity of so many left dicks in that 90% of the time if a guy has vpl it is to the right. Maybe this helps explain?
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Old 06-28-2010   #20 (permalink)
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Always to the right.

And, reasoning aside (the above poster referenced) as an inveterate crotch watcher, I've noticed that in general, the larger bulges tend to be on the right for whatever reason.

Instant gratification takes too long.

Please, don't send me a friendship request unless we genuinely have a relationship or you've at least discussed it with me first. I'd appreciate it. Muchly.

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Old 06-28-2010   #21 (permalink)
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dress to the left
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Old 06-28-2010   #22 (permalink)
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to the left. to the right makes my crotch look bigger and sometimes obscene and eye-catching
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Old 06-28-2010   #23 (permalink)
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i'm bent to my left so i usually dress to the left. when i dress to the right, you can see the shape of my cock and the definition mof my head through just about any type of material.
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Old 06-28-2010   #24 (permalink)
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i dress either way.
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