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Originally Posted by midlifebear x704 's post is right on target. I'm amazed and terribly amused at how many posters have expressed some level of offense at the idea of a dildo in the shape

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Old 06-27-2010   #61 (permalink)
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x704's post is right on target. I'm amazed and terribly amused at how many posters have expressed some level of offense at the idea of a dildo in the shape of or with the image of the Christ on it. Seems rather common to me. I've never seen a Jesus dildo in a Catholic religious tchotcke shop in the USA where one goes to pickup a new rosary or votive icon of one's favorite saint. But just cross the border into the country of our neighbors to the south and you'll find what northerners consider "sacrilegious" Jesus dildoes sold throughout Mexico and ALL Central and South American countries.

Not got to Central or S.America yet. I have been to Spain quite a few times but never around Christmas and haven't found the cacagero yet.

You wouldn't find such icons in Asia or India where I have travelled so there you go...

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Old 06-28-2010   #62 (permalink)
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I saw that Dildo on a gothic porn website a few days ago.

If you see a girl with a cradle of filth T shirt she probably has jackhammer Jesus in 6 different colors.

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Old 06-28-2010   #63 (permalink)
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If you see a girl with a cradle of filth T shirt she probably has jackhammer Jesus in 6 different colors.
LOL!

I find it abit weird, but i dont know about offensive. I personally have a fear of god to some extent, so mixing sex and religion seems dangerous/weird to me.
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Old 06-28-2010   #64 (permalink)
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I wouldn't find it personally offensive so much as disrespectful to others. Besides, I like my sexual pleasure undiluted by the whiff of hypocrisy I might feel if I came to Jesus in a way he never meant to proffer.

Instant gratification takes too long.

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Old 06-28-2010   #65 (permalink)
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I wouldn't find it personally offensive so much as disrespectful to others. Besides, I like my sexual pleasure undiluted by the whiff of hypocrisy I might feel if I came to Jesus in a way he never meant to proffer.
Agreed.

It part of that whole "Jesus was a cunt" "Your mother should have swallowed" line of thought these weirdos have these days.

Words for the sake of shock rather than insight.

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Old 06-28-2010   #66 (permalink)
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... I came to Jesus in a way he never meant to proffer.
Says whom!! *LOL*

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Old 06-28-2010   #67 (permalink)
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I kinda laughed. I can see how someone would want this, you can't tell me there is no woman on earth that wants to do Jesus. With as in love and obsessed as some people get with Jesus, I can see them loving this. I dunno, something for everyone. I have seen corn dildos but I don't see pagans getting upset.

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Old 06-28-2010   #69 (permalink)
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LOL!

I find it abit weird, but i dont know about offensive. I personally have a fear of god to some extent, so mixing sex and religion seems dangerous/weird to me.
I don't view the jackhammer Jesus dildo as a weird object. Nor would I view the mixing of sex and religion as dangerous or weird. Sex worship was part of the nature worship of the ancients. They revered and worshiped the male organ of generation in antiquity and made religious representations of it - where the making and use of such religious symbols still persists today.


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The cross-shaped dildo is a vivid reminder that the cross symbolized the erect phallus in religion many thousands of years before Christianity was founded and its 550 AD adoption by Christians as a Christian symbol.


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Old 06-28-2010   #70 (permalink)
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Informative post midlifebear.

Look what we have here:

Some call crucifix 'pornographic' - U.s. - Catholic Online

Jesus' penis ten feet tall.
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Old 06-29-2010   #71 (permalink)
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Says whom!! *LOL*

My point, exactly.

Instant gratification takes too long.

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Old 06-29-2010   #72 (permalink)
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thats just wrong
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Old 06-29-2010   #73 (permalink)
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Who's to say Jesus didn't have sexuality? What exactly is offensive about seeing him as a sexual being?

Aren't nuns "brides" of Christ, who may not taste of feel the flesh of another man?

Ironic how so many sexual deviants only draw the line of "right" and "wrong" at what they find personally offensive. It makes the outrage a bit disingenuous.
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Old 06-29-2010   #74 (permalink)
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That is so insulting to a lot of people.
Some people would say that grown adults believing in imaginary persons is insulting too.

I like the joke Jesus. Maybe some people will draw the logical conclusion that Jesus is a joke.

Or at least more joke than "real". Get a fucking grip.

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Old 06-29-2010   #75 (permalink)
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Informative post midlifebear.

Look what we have here:

Some call crucifix 'pornographic' - U.s. - Catholic Online

Jesus' penis ten feet tall.
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