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Any of you guys enjoy jacking at work? Sure beats a smoke break!!! Any cool stories?

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Old 05-25-2005   #1 (permalink)
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Any of you guys enjoy jacking at work? Sure beats a smoke break!!! Any cool stories?
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Old 05-25-2005   #2 (permalink)
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Once a long while back I was at work during a very slow day with many people out of the office on vacation etc. So I messed around online for much of the day. We had a very liberal environment and no one cared what you did as long as you got your work done. Plus I was located far from other co-workers. Needless to say it was a fun day. I actually found a very hot horny female to chat with about my size which is one of the hottest things to me. Needless to say after a hour or so of this hot chat I was very excited and turned on. And trapped at my desk due to developing a huge hardon in my pants. I had that feeling you get when you know you need shoot a large amount. finally i couldn't stand it any longer and went to the mens room, got into a stall, hauled my cock out and very quickly shot a huge amount. No kidding. Getting back to work was much easier after that, though I've never done anything like that since.
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Old 05-25-2005   #3 (permalink)
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I've jerked off at work but it's only after everyone else has gone home.
I work in a very small office (6 people ) so it's not unusual to be the last man standing.

I used to work from home and of course, that's an obvious one.

When life gives you lemons, peel the fuckers and throw them at unsuspecting passers by.
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Old 05-25-2005   #4 (permalink)
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ebviking,

wow, i don't know if i'd ever do that..it would just feel to weird. to each his own though!
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Old 05-25-2005   #5 (permalink)
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Originally posted by blackbodybuilder11@May 25 2005, 02:08 PM
ebviking,

wow, i don't know if i'd ever do that..it would just feel to weird. to each his own though!
Yea well, I'm pretty non traditional about most things.

Youknow, I'm working away thinking, geeze, I wish these yahoos would wrap it up so i can go shoot my load in the bathroom. Then finally, the door shuts and I'm halfway down the hall.

They are just lucky I wait until they are gone.

I could just go in the bathroom and bust a nut. I bet no one would have the balls to admit they heard me jerking off!

When life gives you lemons, peel the fuckers and throw them at unsuspecting passers by.
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Old 05-25-2005   #6 (permalink)
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Yes, I'll confess, but there's no satisfaction for me. For the "real" orgasm, I've got to be in a place of comfort with familiar smells and touches.

The aftermath of a #2 is a real turn off!
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Old 05-25-2005   #7 (permalink)
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Plus, the best orgasms are after a long period of stimulation, half an hour or more. At work, you might be able to manage a quickie and take the edge off.
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Old 05-25-2005   #8 (permalink)
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jonb,

thats true, but in my case i had been chatting and been hard for hours. i was very highly stimulated and my orgasm was very intense.
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Old 05-25-2005   #9 (permalink)
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I'll whack off a load just about anywhere and have done that and a whole lot more at work.
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Old 05-25-2005   #10 (permalink)
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Back when I worked in an office it was part of my daily routine. Some people used caffeine as a pick me up where as I just jacked off, and with there being like 30 college interns I'm pretty sure I wasnt the only one.

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Old 05-25-2005   #11 (permalink)
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funny how this topic came up.
i just jacked off at work during lunch break in my cube. there were ppl around but they were all working and facing their computers.
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Old 05-26-2005   #12 (permalink)
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I used to work for a very stressed out corporate company in the old World Trade Center; I was around 17. I just started "masturbating" but I never dreamed of doing it at work. Anyway, I remember going to the mens bathroom to piss, and ever single time I would go in there, I used to always notice the guys always using the stalls and not the urinals ( it was a huge bathroom). Another weird thing was, it seemed as if most of the stalls were always taken.
One day I happened to notice that they were all standing up and not taking a dump. I remember thinking, maybe there all smoking or something. Only after a few months later after I had left the company did it dawn on me that they must've all been wanking :D
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Old 05-26-2005   #13 (permalink)
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I had a similar experience.
The smaller of the men's toilets at work has just two cubicles.
I was feeling really horny and decided to go for a wank.
I went into one cubicle and heard sighing and gentle moaning from the next cubicle. I realised that someone was jacking off. This really turned me on and I started to do the same but quietly. I don't think the other bloke knew I was there.
I remember hearing him climax with a gentle groan. At that point I shot my load and couldn't help but make a slight groan.
I think he heard me and quitely dissappeared.
I never did find out who it was.
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Old 05-26-2005   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by jonb@May 25 2005, 11:05 PM
Plus, the best orgasms are after a long period of stimulation, half an hour or more. At work, you might be able to manage a quickie and take the edge off.
Exactly, jonb. I'm reminded of my quickies at work during my teenage years. Looking back on it, I suppose my fellow workers wondered at times about my rest room visits, but nothing was ever said. The quickies aren't bad and do take the edge off, at least for a while. :grr:
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Old 05-26-2005   #15 (permalink)
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Hmm, never crossed my mind, I can't imagine I would ever stroke it at work - unless perhaps I happened to land a job working on porn-making sets. I guess I'm most always just too focused on my work. Plus, I've never had a job that didn't keep me too busy to think about much else. I treasured my breaks, and would not have used them to jack off, I was always anxious to get outside, out of the building.

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