LMAO welcome to the land of fodder right
First of all being atleast a medium on the kink level with a high sex drive, I have toys.... a lot of toys.... more toys than I think most people have.
I have several different types of dildo's glass, silicone, gel, cyberskin. The baddragon toys being the weirdest stuff I have tried with their "cumlube.." stickest most wonderful stuff ever.
I love my glass ben wa balls they are always a source of secret naughtiness in public
The most adventurious thing I think I've done alone is buy Doc Johnson plugs
I bought a small one and medium one. Just to see how it felt, because, well I wanted to know.
I also have bought nipple clamps for the same reason as above.
I have never considered a breast pump, BUT I have considered a clit pump. I just haven't found one that I want to pay for yet. Honestly in the name of pleasure I still like my g-spot vibrator the best. It rocks my world, no questions asked and I can spend a couple of minutes or 10 minutes playing with it and I always get what I want as many times as I want.
Now you have given me something else to want. Oh and mine is pretty private I just talk about it on here mostly. And overall with every toy I have I would say I have spent $500??? Maybe something like that. The silicone toys are expensive.