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quick fix... cut the lining out of the speedo. Speedos are meant to smash you down for less resistance in the water. IF you cut the lining out of the front of the speedo you

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Old 07-19-2010   #31 (permalink)
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quick fix... cut the lining out of the speedo. Speedos are meant to smash you down for less resistance in the water. IF you cut the lining out of the front of the speedo you will fit just fine and no ball/cock hanging out. :) Also...you get a much nicer VPL an fuller look to the bulge.

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Old 07-20-2010   #32 (permalink)
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I have had the same problem. Shorts are no option. Hurts too much.
I buy my original speedo's 8cm 1 size bigger than normal.
In the normal room I place my balls. My dick put I upwards to the right.
In this way everything is in the speedo.
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Old 07-20-2010   #33 (permalink)
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quick fix... cut the lining out of the speedo. Speedos are meant to smash you down for less resistance in the water. IF you cut the lining out of the front of the speedo you will fit just fine and no ball/cock hanging out. :) Also...you get a much nicer VPL an fuller look to the bulge.
Excellent suggestion. Exactly what I'd do. Cut the fucking liner out and you'll get a better fit. "Speedo" brand suits aren't design to provide room for your junk -- they just crush everything. Without the liner you'll find the suit fits better and is more comfortable.

And OCMuscleJock is right -- you're gonna have an obvious VPL. ;)
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Old 07-20-2010   #34 (permalink)
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When I sit down with my speedo on my balls always poke out the sides...any suggestions on styles/brands that keep everything in (and don't look horrible) ?

god I wish to see that....
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Old 07-20-2010   #35 (permalink)
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The solution I would prefer is to ditch them entirely.

I must admit, I have a thing about speedos and tanktops. They look good to me on almost no one, even guys who are in reasonably good shape.

I find that a really young guy with the perfect swimmer's body can carry off a speedo and/or a tanktop just fine, but for almost everyone else it seems like a real stretch (so to speak).

Swim trunks I find much sexier than speedos, and T-shirts much sexier than tanktops on most guys.

It's not that I don't like seeing skin. Nude beaches are my favorite hangout, and I definitely get turned on by guys in jock straps and underwear in the locker room.

But speedos and tanktops out in public just don't do it for me.

However, each to his own, of course.

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Old 07-20-2010   #36 (permalink)
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The solution I would prefer is to ditch them entirely.

I must admit, I have a thing about speedos and tanktops. They look good to me on almost no one, even guys who are in reasonably good shape.

I find that a really young guy with the perfect swimmer's body can carry off a speedo and/or a tanktop just fine, but for almost everyone else it seems like a real stretch (so to speak).

Swim trunks I find much sexier than speedos, and T-shirts much sexier than tanktops on most guys.

It's not that I don't like seeing skin. Nude beaches are my favorite hangout, and I definitely get turned on by guys in jock straps and underwear in the locker room.

But speedos and tanktops out in public just don't do it for me.

However, each to his own, of course.
Speedos are like Spandex, it's not a right it's a priviledge. Unless you are competitively swimming I don't understand why men crush their cock and balls like that.
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Old 07-20-2010   #37 (permalink)
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quick fix... cut the lining out of the speedo. Speedos are meant to smash you down for less resistance in the water. IF you cut the lining out of the front of the speedo you will fit just fine and no ball/cock hanging out. :) Also...you get a much nicer VPL an fuller look to the bulge.
I concur..and you will now notice the crown of your cock head being visible..and when you sit up on the side of the hot tub or pool deck..your whole shaft and cockhead will be nicely outlined....sometimes I forget this when I am talking to people and notice their eyes..some turn away..some leave..some grin..good luck
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Old 07-21-2010   #38 (permalink)
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Speedos are like Spandex, it's not a right it's a priviledge. Unless you are competitively swimming I don't understand why men crush their cock and balls like that.
speedos are made of spandex which is the generic name for Lycra™.

so many guys wear speedos too small for them and that's why the squashed
look. I suggest they WANT that fit. get a size larger and they should fit a lot more comfortably.
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Old 07-25-2010   #39 (permalink)
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Perhaps speedos just aren't appropriate for everybody. Or position your penis to the side, if that works? I don't suppose all penises always need to point down?

I wear swimming trunks. No need for any "public display" of what is nobody's business. Or simply don't go swimming. I haven't gone swimming for a long time. Too much other stuff to do.

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Old 07-25-2010   #40 (permalink)
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It looks like other members share your "dilemma" as well.
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphot.../ppuser/280198

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Old 07-25-2010   #41 (permalink)
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It looks like other members share your "dilemma" as well.
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphot.../ppuser/280198
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Old 07-25-2010   #42 (permalink)
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and then there are the rest of us who can't or shouldn't wear a speedo because we dont have enough junk to fill out the material. Wore one years ago but the from just hangs and with a little shrinkage all you see is an acorn.
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Old 07-25-2010   #43 (permalink)
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Get one a size bigger than you need and make sure it has a seam in the front. I used to tuck my dick down between my thighs and the large bulge was only my nuts...This is a picture of one Speedo that I wore years ago.
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Old 07-27-2010   #44 (permalink)
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Simple fix: Do not wear speedos! They are not meant for uncut dudes like us with big packages. There is simply not enough room. That is why the post office carries LARGER boxes. I would recommend doing with regular bathing suits..lol
Since when are speedos only for uncut guys? And since when are uncut guys the only guys with large cocks? I have an entire website with evidence to the contrary. It's LPSG.org. You should look it up sometime :P

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*In my own study, (sample size 57) I found that the 5-6" range made up 48% of the sample.

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Old 07-27-2010   #45 (permalink)
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I never said anything about uncut cocks being the ONLY ones that are large. I was just simply pointing out that he was an Uncut brother. That's all!
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