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It takes a lot to shock me and in fact I disbelieve a lot of guys when it comes to size claims etc. Comments like"He must have been 12" soft" make me laugh and I

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Old 06-15-2005   #1 (permalink)
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It takes a lot to shock me and in fact I disbelieve a lot of guys when it comes to size claims etc. Comments like"He must have been 12" soft" make me laugh and I rarely see something truly huge....maybe I've been spoilt!
However, I thought I'd share an experience that has left even me speechless. Today at London Heathrow Airport while waiting in arrivals I saw what I can only term as one of the biggest bulges I've ever seen! I was waiting and watching everyone come through customs and suddenly saw a guy of about 35-40, balding and wearing a pair of Khaki beige trousers. He was with his wife and was walking with his young kids. I hate indiscretion as a rule, but his cock bulge went far down his left leg and I couldn't help but stare and think, "Shit man". I then thought it was probably a shadow or something in his pocket, but as he walked by it was definitely his cock and no shadow!
I hate "staged" bulges, but this guy was 100% all natural! All I can assume is that he had a semi or something after a long flight, but it was pretty cool to see a straight guy, minding his own business but with an obscene bulge. :o

Anyone been equally shocked lately?
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Old 06-15-2005   #2 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by donkeyboy@Jun 15 2005, 01:24 PM
It takes a lot to shock me and in fact I disbelieve a lot of guys when it comes to size claims etc. Comments like"He must have been 12" soft" make me laugh and I rarely see something truly huge....maybe I've been spoilt!
However, I thought I'd share an experience that has left even me speechless. Today at London Heathrow Airport while waiting in arrivals I saw what I can only term as one of the biggest bulges I've ever seen! I was waiting and watching everyone come through customs and suddenly saw a guy of about 35-40, balding and wearing a pair of Khaki beige trousers. He was with his wife and was walking with his young kids. I hate indiscretion as a rule, but his cock bulge went far down his left leg and I couldn't help but stare and think, "Shit man". I then thought it was probably a shadow or something in his pocket, but as he walked by it was definitely his cock and no shadow!
I hate "staged" bulges, but this guy was 100% all natural! All I can assume is that he had a semi or something after a long flight, but it was pretty cool to see a straight guy, minding his own business but with an obscene bulge.* :o

Anyone been equally shocked lately?
It funny you should mention this because the other day as I was going to work ( around 6am) I saw this guy in his late 40's stand up getting ready to exit the train ( last stop) and he had this huge "snake" down his leg (semi-hard on). I remember looking at it and thinking " I better stop cuz he's gonna get the wrong idea". It funny how you catch sight of these things when you least expect it........then afterwards you wonder "was that real"........
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Old 06-15-2005   #3 (permalink)
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It's often hard to tell which part of the genital anatomy is causing a bulge, db, but what you have described could very will be a guy with large, low hanging balls.
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Old 06-15-2005   #4 (permalink)
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or a really bad hernia.
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Old 06-15-2005   #5 (permalink)
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I had a hernia once. Nasty business. Doc even showed me to a student! "cough please"
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Old 06-15-2005   #6 (permalink)
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Don't fail to consider something like an cystostomy device or other urinary incontinence appliance as well. While there are many styles, some of these take the form of a narrow cylindrical bag snaking down the upper leg, while others have a cylindrical chamber fitted directly over the penis. Either of these can create a bulge that could be mistaken for massive endowment. While such troubles more frequently aflict the elderly, I know of younger men with incontience problems.

(Having just made a post to the sharing urinals thread, I now feel like a total freak...)

These links show illustrations of such devices:

http://www.sgppayne.co.uk/images/mk12.gif

http://www.continence-foundation.org.../prods/341.gif
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Old 06-15-2005   #7 (permalink)
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Gee, thanks ericbear.........but I prefer to go with the big cock and balls theory.
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Old 06-16-2005   #8 (permalink)
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I know the "devices" you mean ericbear, but it was his cock that was outlined. Professional spotter here and it takes a lot to impress me - take my word for it!
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Old 06-16-2005   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dr Rock@Jun 15 2005, 01:31 PM
or a really bad hernia.
How theres a charming visual.

*shudders*

"...Since then, keen lessons that love deceives..." -Hardy
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Old 06-16-2005   #10 (permalink)
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Well, it was not recent, but I did see a guy in a mall with a long tubular bulge going down his left leg. My guess was that it was between 7 and 8 inches long. When i got a closer look, i could see the outline of the head too. He was just walking along in light green cords like all was normal. Certainly the largest I have seen.

John
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Old 06-16-2005   #11 (permalink)
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I was at the gym today, and i was lifting some weights when I saw it. This huge black guy that could have beat anyone up with his pinky. So I looked at his crotch, and there was a HUGE bulge, I mean it was absurd. It was like there was a beer can in his gym shorts, and I even think he was soft because it didnt look hard. I was just in shock....and im going back tomorrow to see if i see him again.
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Old 06-16-2005   #12 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Charles88@Jun 16 2005, 05:06 PM
and im going back tomorrow to see if i see him again.
We eagerly await your "locker room report."

The other day I'm standing at the urinal at work and a coworker siddles up and whips out a real monster! It must have been 6"-7" completely soft, uncut and literally hanging down and past the flat palm of his hand where he was cradling this beauty. Guess what? This guy could not be over 5 foot 5.

Of course I took a peek......whadd'ya think I'm NOT gonna' look?
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Old 06-16-2005   #13 (permalink)
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'Course you're gonna look, Kink. Us straight guys look too when there's something like that to see. We just don't admit it most of the time! I notice other guys with big bulges, and if I miss one my wife will point it out to me. (LOL)
Wish I had a good story to tell, But I haven't seen anything outrageous lately. Somethin' good comes along I'll let ya know....

B-man
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Old 06-16-2005   #14 (permalink)
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:9 Bananaman.
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Old 06-16-2005   #15 (permalink)
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Well one time when I was 13 I had Priapism for 4 days due to a combination of two different medications I was taking for a cold one was a steriod and the other was a antibiotic I was allergic too...It was very painful and I was extremely large like maybe swelled to over nine inches in girth and about 10 to 11 inches long...Painful but very impressive, wish I would have taken pictures...Jose'Latinoboy9
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