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Originally posted by Pecker @Jul 17 2005, 01:14 PM A gentleman discretely covers himself when he sprouts wood in the sauna or steam room. Quoted post Well when it happens, you can hang a towel

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Old 10-25-2005   #16 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Pecker@Jul 17 2005, 01:14 PM
A gentleman discretely covers himself when he sprouts wood in the sauna or steam room.
Well when it happens, you can hang a towel or two on it. It is convenient, resourceful and a great workout for erections. Invisibleman :yourock: :beer:

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Old 10-25-2005   #17 (permalink)
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I don't mind guys watching me at all in public showers. I used to work out at Gold's Gym in Asheville. One of my straight friends had just gotten a membership.
I had excused myself to go to one of the stand-up urinals to urinate. Here he comes slithering up next to me with a full-size 8" X 6" boner with uncut overhang. I was impressed. I told him the wifey is gonna climb headboard tonight. He just laughed. I went home and jerked off. I get so horny after working out anyway. The guy was very much straight and very much married. He was definately a hottie. His penis was 5" X 4" flaccid. My friend is a tease at times. I still laugh about it...sometimes. Men can be so uptight about each other's nudity. I wonder why? It is sad. Invisibleman :hi:

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Old 10-25-2005   #18 (permalink)
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I think we all have stories about this. I was working out in my gym in Austin, sorta crusie, when I met up with this short guy in the showers. Nicely built, a looker, and hung - and getting more so the more he looked at me.

He left the shower and I went back to my locker when I was done and there he was, not two lockers down from me sporting one ofthe biggest tools I have ever see in person. This guy was only about 5'4" but had a 11" rod as thick as a beer can that he was having difficulty hiding. We talked for a bit and he asked what I was doing. Well, we ended up in my van in the lot and we blew each other. He was tough to handle. I prefer long but not too big to get down the throat. I found out he had a b/f so we didn't persue anything else.

Anyway, the funny thing about this was that whenever I saw him thereafter, he would immediately get rock hard. On campus, at the gym, in a store - rock hard within 30 secs and looking like a deer in the headlights. Just couldn't help himself. It was a trip and a turn-on to watch.

He avoided me like the plague in the wet area, for obvious reasons, and when he saw me in the workout area, schwing!, he'd have to sit on a bench and lean way over to hide the rod that stretched almost to his knee or up his abs.

Had a few years of fun torturing that one.
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Old 10-25-2005   #19 (permalink)
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I ahve gotten aroused in the sauna/steam but it was only due to the fact that I was so relaxed and mellow after a long hard workout. Nothing sexual!


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Old 10-26-2005   #20 (permalink)
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Originally posted by deepdick@Oct 25 2005, 05:01 PM
I think we all have stories about this. I was working out in my gym in Austin, sorta crusie, when I met up with this short guy in the showers. Nicely built, a looker, and hung - and getting more so the more he looked at me.

He left the shower and I went back to my locker when I was done and there he was, not two lockers down from me sporting one ofthe biggest tools I have ever see in person. This guy was only about 5'4" but had a 11" rod as thick as a beer can that he was having difficulty hiding. We talked for a bit and he asked what I was doing. Well, we ended up in my van in the lot and we blew each other. He was tough to handle. I prefer long but not too big to get down the throat. I found out he had a b/f so we didn't persue anything else.

Anyway, the funny thing about this was that whenever I saw him thereafter, he would immediately get rock hard. On campus, at the gym, in a store - rock hard within 30 secs and looking like a deer in the headlights. Just couldn't help himself. It was a trip and a turn-on to watch.

He avoided me like the plague in the wet area, for obvious reasons, and when he saw me in the workout area, schwing!, he'd have to sit on a bench and lean way over to hide the rod that stretched almost to his knee or up his abs.

Had a few years of fun torturing that one.
Man. That was pretty exciting. You had an effect on him. Invisibleman :yourock:

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Old 10-26-2005   #21 (permalink)
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I don't go to a gym anymore, so I only have two stories. One story was when I was visiting another gym, and I noticed a guy getting a boner. He got embarrassed and just short of leaned over, with his ass toward the shower wall, and waited for it to go away. The other story is the time I was in the shower and two young boys beside me started showering. They were both about 8 or 10 or something. The one standing right next to me just spontaneously got an erection, and then just as spontaneously it went away. I couldn't help but notice his erection because he was standing right next to me and eagerly talking to me at the time, so I was looking down at him while he was talking to me (he was a really talkative and outgoing kid). I don't think it was sexual at all, of course. Probably just a reaction to the cold or warm water, or whatever.

I myself have never gotten a boner in the shower. Well, not when showering at a gym. I've probably gotten them while showering at home by myself. I think I would die of embarrassment if I got a boner in a public shower. But then, being straight, I don't really find the showers to be erotic or arousing at all.
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Old 10-26-2005   #22 (permalink)
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I'm a gay man and find showers embarrassing.
I have got a stiffy on a few occassions but have just carried on as usual without 'showing off' in any way.
On a couple of occassions I have had chaps remark about it (nothing antagonistic) and I've said 'It's just one of those things.'
No problem really.
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Old 10-26-2005   #23 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Skinny Guinea@Oct 25 2005, 09:56 PM
The other story is the time I was in the shower and two young boys beside me started showering. They were both about 8 or 10 or something... I couldn't help but notice his erection because he was standing right next to me and eagerly talking to me at the time, so I was looking down at him while he was talking to me (he was a really talkative and outgoing kid). I don't think it was sexual at all, of course. Probably just a reaction to the cold or warm water, or whatever...
Straight or no...I think that story was better left unsaid.

Anyway, I've never gone to a gym where nudity in the saunas or hot tubs were allowed, however it was impossible to get the "older gentlemen" to understand that. Needless to say my mind was scarred by images of naked senior citizens quite often. They would also be sporting wood, which I found quite odd...but I guess if they are still able to acheive such a feat sans medical aid, they'd want to show it off as long as they could.

I'm not age-discriminate, however, some things I personally choose not to view willfully.
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Old 10-26-2005   #24 (permalink)
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Why? It was completely on-topic for this thread. It was a completely innocent situation. I've changed diapers and seen the little boys have erections in the process. Nurses claim that unborn boys have been seen to have erections when they are still in their mothers' wombs. Not all erections are sexual. And, frankly, I kind of resent the implication that there is something "sexual" about me noting that I saw this kid have an erection while in the shower. There wasn't. I simply answered the fuckin' question honestly.

Now that I think about it, actually, I think I did get an erection in the shower -- once. Back in grade school (I was about ten), there was a point where all the other boys were on a field trip after PE, and it was just another male student and me who took PE that day (it was a very small school). After PE, that boy and I ended up taking a shower. At the end of the shower, I came walking out, and the other boy (who was my friend), looked at me and said, "You have a boner." I said, "No, I don't." I was actually semi-erect. Again, it was completely innocent and non-sexual, just like what I noted above. I think the erection was just a result of the change from the hot water to suddenly not being under the hot water. It wasn't, "Oh, boy, I have an erection. Check me out, dude. This is so sexual. Ain't I sexy!" Frankly, I don't think I had even noticed my semi-erection until my friend said something about it.

Not all erections are sexual. You should know that by now!

This is going to open pandora's box here, but this topic is actually one thing I sometimes get annoyed about with some (not all) gay men: some gay men tend to think that all discussion of the male body is ultimately sexual. Not true. And, to be fair, there are probably some straight men who feel the same, which is why they are so pent up about their bodies. Actually, I've read that this is why Americans in particular are so fuckin' pent up about their bodies and nudity: Americans generally tend to think sex is bad, and they tend to think that nudity is inherently sexual -- therefore, Americans tend to think nudity itself is "bad." The heritage of the puritans.

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Originally posted by Oralius+Oct 26 2005, 09:56 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Oralius @ Oct 26 2005, 09:56 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Skinny Guinea@Oct 25 2005, 09:56 PM
The other story is the time I was in the shower and two young boys beside me started showering. They were both about 8 or 10 or something... I couldn't help but notice his erection because he was standing right next to me and eagerly talking to me at the time, so I was looking down at him while he was talking to me (he was a really talkative and outgoing kid). I don't think it was sexual at all, of course. Probably just a reaction to the cold or warm water, or whatever...
Straight or no...I think that story was better left unsaid.

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Old 10-27-2005   #25 (permalink)
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As a rule, I'm not offended by erections. They happen in a warm, steamy environment. I am offended by when someone starts doing something with the erection, but that doesn't really happen at my gym.
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Old 10-27-2005   #26 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Skinny Guinea@Oct 26 2005, 06:18 PM

Not all erections are sexual. You should know that by now!

This is going to open pandora's box here, but this topic is actually one thing I sometimes get annoyed about with some (not all) gay men: some gay men tend to think that all discussion of the male body is ultimately sexual. Not true. And, to be fair, there are probably some straight men who feel the same, which is why they are so pent up about their bodies. Actually, I've read that this is why Americans in particular are so fuckin' pent up about their bodies and nudity: Americans generally tend to think sex is bad, and they tend to think that nudity is inherently sexual -- therefore, Americans tend to think nudity itself is "bad." The heritage of the puritans.


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Old 10-28-2005   #27 (permalink)
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Thanks. I like your cleavage, by the way. :evilgrin:
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Old 10-28-2005   #28 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pecker@Jul 17 2005, 12:14 PM
A gentleman discretely covers himself when he sprouts wood in the sauna or steam room.
No, a STRAIGHT gentleman does that...a GAY one needs to advertise to the other guys there that he's UP for some play.
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Old 10-29-2005   #29 (permalink)
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DAMN!

Just got back from the gym and as I was almost dressed adn outta there, a tall rink of water comes in - so I had to finish up slowly.

DAMN! (Did I say that out loud?)

The guy was wearing plain old whites and there in perfect outline was a very respectable piece 8 inches long and I'm guessin 6.5 around. Unfortunately he didn't have a jock we wanted to change into - just slipped on he gym shorts.

Damn again.

Always nice to run into a big'n.
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Old 10-29-2005   #30 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mattness+Oct 28 2005, 10:07 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mattness @ Oct 28 2005, 10:07 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pecker@Jul 17 2005, 12:14 PM
A gentleman discretely covers himself when he sprouts wood in the sauna or steam room.
No, a STRAIGHT gentleman does that...a GAY one needs to advertise to the other guys there that he's UP for some play.
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