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...Wondering what some of you guys do with them - try to hide your erection? Will it away? Flaunt what nature gave you? This stems from a recent experience I had, on a week-long cruise

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Old 07-17-2005   #1 (permalink)
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...Wondering what some of you guys do with them - try to hide your erection? Will it away? Flaunt what nature gave you? This stems from a recent experience I had, on a week-long cruise through the Caribbean. The destinations aren't important in this, just the episodes in the men's locker room, and its connecting steam room and sauna.

I found a lot of men swathing themselves in their towels, seemingly afraid to allow anyone to see a thigh, much less a dick - some even wore swimtrunks beneath, as they sweated themselves in the steamroom. I kept a towel around my waist when walking from one to another, but in the steam room I sat on my towel and just relaxed; not cruising, but with my thighs spread, and my groin exposed. My crotch is a modest handful when relaxed, and just sitting there made a couple of the other fellows nervous - shifting back and forth, glancing surreptitiously, craning their necks to look sidelong at me. I'm hardly a porn star, but I guess I'm a fair amount more generously endowed than most boys, you would have thought that I had a three foot dick curled up like a lapdog on the bench. A few men were muttering darkly to themselves or one another when I would get up to go to the sauna, or rinse off in the shower.

There were a few in particular whom I had seen on deck with their families, their wives; wedding bands remaining on their fingers as they sat with me in the steam room. I mention them because they were the ones who watched the most, especially when I started to get erect - not that I was trying, it just happened, I was comfortable, it was warm, and I was around other guys, what can I say. I didn't even notice until I was mopping some of the sweat from my torso, and the towel brushed my burgeoning cock, which made it spring up fully aroused once it got knocked. In like one minute, I counted one guy's glances at over eighty - he let his eyes flit on me rapid-fire, thought he was going to pass out. I guess he liked what he saw.

I honestly don't get a lot of response like that from most men, so it was flattering, but a little uncertain for me too. Eventually I just got up and pulled my towel around me, taking my boner to the shower, and then back to my locker to dress. It somewhat dissapated by then and made this easier. So I'm wondering, when I'm next in this situation, how to conduct myself. And also, if this has happened to anyone else, or what they do when it does. So there's my long-winded story for today, kids.
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Old 07-17-2005   #2 (permalink)
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I just posted on this topic yesterday on another thread (Do straight guys mind…). I’ve been in a lot of saunas/steam rooms and there’s some variation, but here’s what I think is general sauna etiquette: 1) Yes, you can sit on a towel and show your dick just like you did; 2) You can let it start to get a little bigger—so it doesn’t look shriveled up (obviously not a problem for you—I saw the pic in your profile-- or for most of us here for that matter)—so showing it semi-hard is fine as long as it doesn’t stand up, 3) a full raging boner is not OK—get to the showers (you can come back). Since I’m kind of an exhibitionist, I may push the envelope a little. As I mentioned yesterday, I’ve seen several guys sprout wood in the sauna and they quickly cover with a towel while trying to figure out whether it will go down or if they should head for the shower and hope they don’t meet anyone on the way.

And yeah, I’ve been more conservative clubs where the guys wear swim trunks and towels—I still sit there nude, maybe getting a look or two. On the other hand, I’ve been to clubs where the atmosphere is so relaxed that guys sit around the lounge area in the men’s locker room on couches nude watching TV. (No boners—they’re watching sports, not porn).

You mentioned boners in the shower. I’ve seen guys leave the shower curtain open and soap themselves up and stand there stickin straight out—Not even I am that much of an exhibitionist! (Well, not usually) That kind of thing doesn’t go over well. First of all, most guys think you should close the shower curtain—otherwise it’s a little too gay. If it’s a gang shower the same rules apply as in the sauna. OMG I just remembered a shower/boner incident that happened to me—I’ll have to tell you about it another time.

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Old 07-17-2005   #3 (permalink)
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There are some men (I'm one) who just automatically get aroused after a workout and getting into a sauna. Must have something to do with bloodflow back into certain body parts. Don't really know. But having your dick get slightly enlarged is normal, and I don't worry about it. If other guys want to peek, that's fine, too. I did once have a father ask me to cover myself -- his 12-year-old was uncomfortable. Too bad. If you don't want your kid to see naked men and penises, then don't bring them to Gold's Gym.
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Old 07-17-2005   #4 (permalink)
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A gentleman discretely covers himself when he sprouts wood in the sauna or steam room.
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Old 07-17-2005   #5 (permalink)
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Erection, fine. Full on boner, not cool.

Personally, I'm only offended when he starts stroking it (I saw that once.), but that's just me. After all, a sauna isn't a masturbatorium.
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Old 07-17-2005   #6 (permalink)
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Originally posted by jonb@Jul 17 2005, 03:48 PM
Erection, fine. Full on boner, not cool.

Personally, I'm only offended when he starts stroking it (I saw that once.), but that's just me. After all, a sauna isn't a masturbatorium.

Masturbatorium! HA! good word!

I am a member of the local YMCA and always make a point of going in the sauna after a workout. It's rare that any of the guys wear anything in the sauna, steam room or hot tub and erections are fairly common especially with the 5pm crowd. This is fine with me as I always enjoy seeing a stiff penis but I was offended one time by a guy in the hot tub who got out rather abruptly and had obvious wood. A few seconds later the room smelled like cum and when I got out I had this guys cum sticking to my leg. Like you said. It's not a masturbatorium... love that word...

jimmy
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Old 07-17-2005   #7 (permalink)
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As a gay guy, I have never been aroused in a sauna, even though I have sweated with other naked guys in many of them.

I have seen only one guy who was semi-erect in a sauna. He was hung like a horse. I thought at first that he was trying to put on a show, but he remained semi-erect afterwards in the shower, when he toweled himself dry, and when he got dressed. I saw him naked many times, and he was always semi-erect. I assume he was born that way. Although I envied him every time I saw him naked, I don't know if I could ever cope with having a hose that long between my legs.
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Old 07-18-2005   #8 (permalink)
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I really depends on my mood, and who's in the lockeroom/showers/sauna. There have been times where I have let it hang out completely exposed and not cared. Either it was slow with not too many people around or the people who were present were ok with it. Other times I have felt like the vibe wasn't right and kept on a towell - either someone was making me uncomfortable or was not cool with seeing my cock. Every once in awhile I have to admit going into the steamroom or sauna and getting a full 10.5" erection coming out going to my shower stall
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Old 07-30-2005   #9 (permalink)
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I agree that the ettiquette books frown on a full raging boner in a lockerroom, steam or sauna -- however, it sure isn't the most UNcommon sight (lot of guys with bad manners?? lol). While I don't particularly think of myself as an exhibitionist, I must admit that I rarely wear a towel or cover myself at all once I cross the lockerroom threshhold. I've over the years found two gyms that seem to have a very relaxed mood in the lockerroom and it is very rare to see a guy in a towel in either of them, one, as one guy mentioned above, having as many of 10 or 15 guys (during busy times) standing/sitting around naked watching news or sports on the tv. Most of us will relax for a while naked just to get thoroughly dry and cooled down before dressing. Still laugh thinking back at a guy about a year ago, who got up suddenly from a chair with a full raging boner and said, "ugh, be right back guys, gotta take care of some business"......... he went into a stall and jacked off, and came back when finished! As I said, pretty relaxed crowd, one of other guys pointed out the commercial for Baywatch that was on TV and I noticed he was hanging pretty thick himself as he walked away!
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Old 07-30-2005   #10 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Goose_Eggs@Jul 30 2005, 11:53 AM
I agree that the ettiquette books frown on a full raging boner in a lockerroom, steam or sauna
Hmmm ... somehow that page is missing from my copy of Emily Post's Etiquette. Fucking censorship!

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Old 07-30-2005   #11 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jul 30 2005, 02:31 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper @ Jul 30 2005, 02:31 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Goose_Eggs@Jul 30 2005, 11:53 AM
I agree that the ettiquette books frown on a full raging boner in a lockerroom, steam or sauna
Hmmm ... somehow that page is missing from my copy of Emily Post's Etiquette. Fucking censorship!
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lol, my ma always the Amy Vanderbilt's version around the house -- I think she was a bit more conservative than Emily who would probably allow you to prance aorund with a boner if drape it with a hanky.
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Old 08-09-2005   #12 (permalink)
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When it's 95 degrees outside with 90 percent humidity, I assume any guy who wanders into the sauna or steamroom at the gym is looking for some hanky-panky. My assumption might not always be correct, but more often than not, it is.
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Old 10-24-2005   #13 (permalink)
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Hi.

I went to The Spa a couple of times and got a boner in the steam bath.

The first time I went there, someone just revealed himself right in front of me in the dressing room, and that totally shocked (but I enjoyed it!) me.

I felt so helpless when I went there for the first time. I was expecting private cubicles in the dressing room, but they don't have it. They just have private showers and toilet bowls.

Naughty is good.
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Old 10-25-2005   #14 (permalink)
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I cringe every time I think of getting a semi in the locker room at Las Vegas Athletic Club and by the time I was home, one of my boyfriend's dreadful friends had already called him to report it. God how I hated him. It wasn't even a full on hardon.
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Old 10-25-2005   #15 (permalink)
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Originally posted by BlastOff123@Jul 17 2005, 01:09 PM
There are some men (I'm one) who just automatically get aroused after a workout and getting into a sauna. Must have something to do with bloodflow back into certain body parts. Don't really know. But having your dick get slightly enlarged is normal, and I don't worry about it. If other guys want to peek, that's fine, too. I did once have a father ask me to cover myself -- his 12-year-old was uncomfortable. Too bad. If you don't want your kid to see naked men and penises, then don't bring them to Gold's Gym.
I agree on that. Who brings children to come work out with them? I think that the father was more uncomfortable than the kid was. Better to know what other guys dicks look like anyway. It was a men's lockerroom at that. It wasn't like you were lounging nude at their home. I used to workout at Gold's Gym in Asheville. One of the personal trainers there had a thick "stallionesque" endowment. You could see his cock print (it wasn't even hard) embossed in his muscle pants. He brought his son on occasion. His kid wasn't uncomfortable at all. Some people are so uptight about sex. Tell the uptight father he needs to leave you alone and to keep his kid at home. Invisibleman. :beer: :yourock:



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