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Originally posted by Ninja56 @Jul 28 2005, 08:15 PM What's the film in which it's said that there's no such thing as a bad blow-job? Quoted post I don't know, but that screenwriter had obviously

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Old 07-28-2005   #16 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Ninja56@Jul 28 2005, 08:15 PM
What's the film in which it's said that there's no such thing as a bad blow-job?
I don't know, but that screenwriter had obviously never received head from a 17 year-old virgin with braces. I know whereof I speak!

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Old 07-29-2005   #17 (permalink)
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:yoiks: Are there really blowjobs that bad?
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Old 07-29-2005   #18 (permalink)
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Originally posted by jonb@Jul 29 2005, 06:28 PM
:yoiks: Are there really blowjobs that bad?
Sad to say, Jon, but 'fraid so. The good news is that I'm not 17, I'm no virgin, and I don't have braces.

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Old 07-29-2005   #19 (permalink)
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Yeah I won't ever ask a man to suck me off but girls really have no idea. It's quite funny because the ex, who either was a slut and didn't admit it or led guys on as far as possible without having sex, she had no clue. She used to dig her nails into my dick and all kinds of shit. I showed her what to do, I explained: this is how I masturbate, my hand is like this, if you rotate your hand, you get the same grip...and after a second of that she returned to 'digging' my cock. The best dig job ever lol.

Anyway, still no girls have sucked it, four have stroked it etc and a few have offered to suck it but no takers...Although I think an older woman might be keen to take my oral virginity, that's my new goal :D
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Old 07-29-2005   #20 (permalink)
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I got them to wank it though but they had no idea...even after I showed them.


I know EXACTLY what you mean!

It's refreshing to have other guys agreeing with me that generally females don't know how to jack a dick. It was pathetic the way my ex tried to stroke my cock. The many years we were married (29), I continued masturbating regularly because I've always loved working on my hard dick. She handled it like she thought it would break. I would tell her "squeeze harder, pump it faster, make your fist hit hard at the root before coming up, cover and uncover the head" -- you get the idea.

It was the same with her sucking, too. It's a good thing that she had a vagina, because I would never have gotten off from her blow jobs. My tongue drove her crazy, but it wasn't reciprocal. How do both of you, Ninja and Knight, find female blow jobs vs. the male ones?

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Erm, well ... I, for one, have never sampled a male blow-job. Nor would I ever wish to (I think I might speak for Knight here too!). From a technical point of view, I can appreciate that a gay man is more likely to be able to give a quality blow-job than a woman just as I acknowledge that a lesbian might better understand how to please a woman during foreplay than a man (at least to begin with). Having said that, there is some appeal to the idea of a pretty woman ineffectually slobbering and sucking on my penis and being told, repeatedly, how she should go about improving her form. What's the film in which it's said that there's no such thing as a bad blow-job?
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I've had bad blowjobs before. I usually wince for a little while and then say something like, "Honey, I have to have you right now!"
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Old 07-30-2005   #21 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Ninja56@Jul 27 2005, 04:00 PM
The fact that I've been given blow-jobs by more women than I've had vaginal sex with struck them as highly unusual
I think it's a double edged sword here. For many it's "Man that's the biggest I've ever seen, I want to suck that monster" and also "He's not gonna put that in me where I've been taking 4 inchers. He'll rip me apart" or "I'm gonna see if I can take all of that orally, and then I'll see if I can take it vaginally" This is refering to the innocent female here.

Then there is the experienced who thinks "Man it hurt the last time I had anything close to that, I'll just suck him off" or " Boy I'm sure gonna feel like I've been taken by a man tomorrow. I don't care if I can't walk all day"

I'm just having fun here, and there are more approaches taken by women, and good luck trying to understand the one in your situation.
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Old 07-30-2005   #22 (permalink)
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Originally posted by aloofman@Jul 30 2005, 03:10 AM
I've had bad blowjobs before. I usually wince for a little while and then say something like, "Honey, I have to have you right now!"
I gotta admit the last time it happened to me I wasn't nearly so polite. as I recall I said something along the lines of "look, if you're THAT hungry let's just go get some pizza - it doesn't have any nerve endings."
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