Originally Posted by crackerjack
Peeing inside her - who says romance is dead. I tried this once and it was a disaster. The girl ended up getting swept away and drowning. The tragedy was I was just about to unload so had to finish myself by hand, never again.
I just about peed myself
reading that... lol
Okay, back to OP.
So many things wrong with this whole thing:
1. You peed in your girlfriend and she was ok with it?? (ew, ew, ew - hope you both have health insurance for the antibiotics & painkillers she might need. UTIs are so romantic...)
2. You had sex in a disgusting river?? (Again, hope there's insurance)
3. She lives with your parents?? (Seriously.... parents?)
4. You peed in your girlfriend, really... (Nope, that is never gonna sound ok)
Perhaps we should start a new thread of safe places to have sex that don't cost any money.