sitting down to piss?

I tend to sit while I pee at private residences but stand in public places. It stems from getting in trouble at home. If there were pee splashes I would get in trouble.

It was all worth it when my sister tried to get me to clean the bathroom and I was like "I sit what about your boyfriend?... that's right, get to cleaning bitch"

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I sit most of time at home. Less noisy (there are females in the house) and it's one of my rare times to sit and relax. I only stand when I am in a hurry or outside the house. And I never sit if I have a hard-on and need to pee. There is no way I can get my dick in the bowl without squishing my cock-head up against the front of the bowl. Maybe I'd better get one of those elongated toilets.

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I also have a large PA. I sit at home, and at work I use a stall so I can stand straddling the bowl in case the stream goes a little wild. I'll use a urinal if the stalls are taken, and so far no problem. But like I say sometimes the stream goes astray. and I prefer not to take the chance of pissing on the feet of the guy standing next to me!

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Yes, the PA can make things a little unpredictable... Like a lawn sprinkler head.

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I usually stand, but in the morning I'm usually too sleepdrunk to keep my balance and I don't have my contacts in so I might make a mess

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Well said.
All this BS about making a noise, the GF complains etc!
Men piss standing up.
Girls pee sitting down.
If you cannot aim properly, you should not have a dick in the 1st place.
Have you ever seen a guy squat outdoors?

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i always sit if i'm not lazy or when i'm going out :)

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Doesn't everyone pee while taking a shower? It all goes down the drain, so why waste the water in the toilet?

I sit down to pee at home. Our bathroom window faces all the kitchens in two different apartment buildings, there's always people about and I hate people knowing I'm in the bathroom (come to think of it, I hate this fucking apartment). I also hate a messy floor because even though the aim is perfect, there are still tiny spots of splash all around the basin. Yuck.

Like Larry David said on Curb Your Enthusiasm. " while your pissing on your shoes and the floor, I'm sitting and catching up on my reading." Or something like that.
Anyway, I sit at home or when by myself, especially in the middle of the night. In public usually stand.

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When my penis became my main concern 24/7 (that was when I was 12 and had seen the ninth graders in PE and knew what was about to happen to me) I suddenly decided I didn't want anyone to hear me urinating, so I started sitting. I'm still that way. In public I don't mind standing, and I usually I don't mind if someone hears me urinating.

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I sit most of the time to piss if I am at home, I have a PA so it is like a sprinkler at times. If I am out and there is a urinal I am good to go, I just flip my cock over and put my finger over the hole to make sure there is no spatter.

PS, if I knew about this when I got the PA I may have thought a bit more about it... not saying I would not have gotten it, I just would have given it some consideration.

EXACTLY! Also, it keeps me from pissing allover the toilet tank!!! I'm telling you guys who have smaller penises...it can be a real BITCH to be well endowed and have a raging hard-on and need to piss badly.

The only time I sit on the toilet to urinate is when Im taking a shit. All other times I stand but I clean it up if I splash any we keep sanitizing wipes in bathroom along with ass wipes and hand sanitizer or anti bacterial hand soap. The only other time is when Im taking a shower I also pee since its all water anyway. Oboy the things that people talk about on here.

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What is the big deal if someone hears you ?

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