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There's this guy at work who's always talkin about how much he cums and how far he can shoot, etc, etc, etc. He said recently that he was watchin porn and shot all the way

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Old 12-09-2005   #31 (permalink)
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There's this guy at work who's always talkin about how much he cums and how far he can shoot, etc, etc, etc. He said recently that he was watchin porn and shot all the way from his couch to the TV screen--which is about 8 feet! I thought that was just so much BS until I read some of these posts--6 to 8 feet. Well, sometimes I get off a good one, but no where near that far!. I'd love to see it. Ever since he said that, I keep lookin at his crotch--doesn't look like he has a lot to talk about, but then again, all the women at work think he's really hot--there's gotta be some reason doesn't there?

Gabe
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Old 12-09-2005   #32 (permalink)
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--there's gotta be some reason doesn't there?
maybe because of his looks.

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Old 12-11-2005   #33 (permalink)
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Normally, I shoot 2-3 ft on the first 'spurt' then progressively shorter after that for the next several. If I 'edge' all day I can acheive much greater distances, typically in the 8ft range. Although, my personal best ever was just under 12ft.

I did read somewhere that some german guy, henrich shultz or something like that, holds that world record for distance at 18ft 9 in and for straight up height at like 11ft.
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Old 12-11-2005   #34 (permalink)
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Normally, I shoot 2-3 ft on the first 'spurt' then progressively shorter after that for the next several. If I 'edge' all day I can acheive much greater distances, typically in the 8ft range. Although, my personal best ever was just under 12ft.

I did read somewhere that some german guy, henrich shultz or something like that, holds that world record for distance at 18ft 9 in and for straight up height at like 11ft.

I really don't know my "distance" per se. I have many times stood at the end of a kingsize bed after fucking someone and shot cum on to the headboard and the wall behind. Not sure how far it would have gone if not for the headboard/wall. Recently I was kneeling on the floor in front of the bed at the foot of the bed and shot up past my partner who was sitting on the edge of the bed and over her head. Many years ago at a party that ran late in to the night, several of the women and more than a few of the men asked to see my endowment and while on the patio I dropped my pants and got hard. Several of them got me off after a while of working on me and I shot several long ropes of cum from the edge of the pool nearly across the width of the pool. In the past I have had it often happen that a partner has been holding my penis up while I was lying down and my shots have hit the ceiling, but then again the bed is not that low to the floor, so maybe that is no big deal. BTW, "Heinrich Schultz" in German is like "John Smith" in England or the USA.
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Old 12-12-2005   #35 (permalink)
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When I was younger, I worked at the former Campus Theatre in San Francisco's Tenderloin district doing squirt shows. During my 9 months there, I learned how the plumbing operates and how to squirt long and far. Here's a cumshot from a photo shoot I did earlier in 2005:

http://www.ratemycumshot.org/cumshot_tb.php?maxwidth=300&id=9118_1_82.jpeg&c=y

The longest I've squirted has been about 17', granted, with the wind at my back, after edging for a few hours.

I try to hit the wall of the sauna at my gym after a workout, a distance of about 8' and generally do, as part of my Jackson Pollock project. This one hot buffed Asian dude saw me spunk the wall and couldn't stop laughing.

Once about 12 years ago I was down in San Antonio on business, cruising the YMCA gym there and met Alex Cort, the multiracial porn star who had been on the cover of Inches Magazine the month before. We retired to my hotel several times that week, and the first time I was fucking him and pulled out for the money shot. I hit the wall, including a framed watercolor on the wall above the bed. Well, several droplets of cum got behind the glass and proceeded to dribble down smearing the watercolors on down.

Here is a squirt shot I did at Folsom a few years back:

http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/group...c=gr%26.view=t

The technique is one of strong kegels, pinching the meatus penis for nozzle effect, and timing, timing, timing. Edging, as mentioned before helps.

squirt on dudes!
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Old 12-12-2005   #36 (permalink)
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the first shot goes about 3-4 feet then after that they go about 1-2 feet

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Old 12-12-2005   #37 (permalink)
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well, standing I think it's about 2 meters when i'm really exploding. Sometimes it just drips out - sometimes it shoots like hell.


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Old 12-12-2005   #38 (permalink)
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anywhere from 1 to 6 feet. they progressively lose distance but if 've been jackin for an hour or two (or three or four) i can hit 6 feet and beyond consistently.
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Old 12-12-2005   #39 (permalink)
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I'm like the czar, it depends on how jacked I am. A quick crank only hits my stomach...but a long, hard, slow pull will hit my chin every time. Those are the best!
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Old 12-16-2005   #40 (permalink)
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Umm, how far...well usually if i'm masturbating laying in bed, the first shot lands around my neck or top of my chest, sometimes hits me in the face, or hits the pillow beside my head. If I'm sitting at my computer when i cum, it usually spurts up about a foot in the air, but sometimes less. The most powerful I can rememeber was last Christmas, I was with this guy who umm...knew what he was doing, and i blew so hard i just saw it shoot straight past my face. I later found out it hit the wall behind my bed. So, that was like 4' full force, and if it wasnt for the wall sure would have gone further....
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Old 12-19-2005   #41 (permalink)
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on average, i guess that I shoot on my neck/ chest, but there have been some rare instances when it went much further. Standing up, I guess about 6 feet. Sitting, I suppose over my head.

Mike
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Old 01-09-2006   #42 (permalink)
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When I was thirteen, my best mate of sixteen claimed he could shoot six feet.

We sat on a park bench one night, tossing each other off, his cock was in my hand and my cock was in his hand.

When I asked him to prove his claim of six feet, he agreed to show me and began to toss himself off and when he finally shot his cum it went three feet up in the air in a gracefull curve to land six feet away on the grass.



When he then finished me off my cum went about six inches.

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Old 01-09-2006   #43 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonny12inch
How far can you guys shoot your spooge?
Depends on if I'm allowed to masturbate atop the Empire State Building.

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Old 01-09-2006   #44 (permalink)
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Depends on if I'm allowed to masturbate atop the Empire State Building.
I wonder if the impact would have the same effect as dropping a penny...
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Old 01-09-2006   #45 (permalink)
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I wonder if the impact would have the same effect as dropping a penny...
What a way to go, if so.

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