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One can buy an old DeLaval or other brand milking machine and adapt it into a masturbation device. There are many who have done this one with great satisfaction and as I have said in

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Old 11-27-2010   #16 (permalink)
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One can buy an old DeLaval or other brand milking machine and adapt it into a masturbation device. There are many who have done this one with great satisfaction and as I have said in a previous posting adaptations were made by several commercial concerns who opened "milking parlors" as sex clubs in several major cities in the United States. They can be made into a really good sex device, but this is not something one can do by walking into a dairy and "plugging in". Adaptations need to be done with the teat cups because the udders of even larger breeds of dairy cattle are far smaller than the penis of most men.

If you look there are or were several Yahoo groups that dealt with this and the machine modifications.

Don't knock it if you had not tried it. . . .
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Old 12-02-2010   #17 (permalink)
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There are programmable penis vacuum pumps where you can vary the pressures in a repetitive mode. They are expensive. Zoinkerz QS-7 Programmable Vaccum Pump
what happens if u turn it on 12 and leave it for a little while? lol
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Old 12-02-2010   #18 (permalink)
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I read posts about vacuum cleaners being used as a thrill or penis pump with noone really advocating it for any long term use. While reading the posts I wondered if anyone had used a cow milking machine. If I was on a dairy farm, I cannot image the temptation to try it out. Anyone?
yeah you can do it, but the only problem is the damn thing doesn't turn off until it gets 2 gallons!!! so be careful!!!!
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Old 12-04-2010   #19 (permalink)
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That cold have....interesting.....results
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Old 12-04-2010   #20 (permalink)
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I lived on a farm and had a calf suck on me.. it was PAINFUL.. I was only 15..

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Old 12-05-2010   #21 (permalink)
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yeah you can do it, but the only problem is the damn thing doesn't turn off until it gets 2 gallons!!! so be careful!!!!
have u used it?
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Old 02-12-2013   #22 (permalink)
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Hi there! Do you have a milking machine and can you give me more details and info as to where you found it and any modifications you made and what you used and how you made them....thanks.
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Old 02-12-2013   #23 (permalink)
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If you can regulate the machine sucking power, I think it might be doable..if not, in my imagination, it will scalp your cock dry and just the skin will be left...yep.
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Old 02-12-2013   #24 (permalink)
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yeah you can do it, but the only problem is the damn thing doesn't turn off until it gets 2 gallons!!! so be careful!!!!
I'm lmfao......
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Old 02-12-2013   #25 (permalink)
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i can see a darwin award in the making here.
lol! ;-)
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Old 02-12-2013   #26 (permalink)
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I believe one answer has already been found,
Chinese Machine that Extracts Sperm from the Penis - YouTube

you can always add wheels to make it portable
;p

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Old 02-12-2013   #27 (permalink)
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Is that what you call a mastitation machine
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Old 04-16-2013   #28 (permalink)
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It seems that no one is going to take advantage of my setup to say:

"What do you think the 'Penis Enlargement' forum is?"

Ba da boom.


lol!
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Old 04-16-2013   #29 (permalink)
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I grew up in a farming community. At an age to early to mention .My neighbor decided to stick his dick in a milker. Well he got stuck and had to yell for his grandfather. The thing about ripped his dick off. To make matters worse his grandfather told everyone. LOL!!!!
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Old 04-16-2013   #30 (permalink)
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Not a good idea. Besides there's novelty sex toys that you can buy if your into that sort of thing.

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