One can buy an old DeLaval or other brand milking machine and adapt it into a masturbation device. There are many who have done this one with great satisfaction and as I have said in a previous posting adaptations were made by several commercial concerns who opened "milking parlors" as sex clubs in several major cities in the United States. They can be made into a really good sex device, but this is not something one can do by walking into a dairy and "plugging in". Adaptations need to be done with the teat cups because the udders of even larger breeds of dairy cattle are far smaller than the penis of most men.
If you look there are or were several Yahoo groups that dealt with this and the machine modifications.
I read posts about vacuum cleaners being used as a thrill or penis pump with noone really advocating it for any long term use. While reading the posts I wondered if anyone had used a cow milking machine. If I was on a dairy farm, I cannot image the temptation to try it out. Anyone?
yeah you can do it, but the only problem is the damn thing doesn't turn off until it gets 2 gallons!!! so be careful!!!!
I lived on a farm and had a calf suck on me.. it was PAINFUL.. I was only 15..
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If God had not meant for the prostate to be stimulated, He would not have made it so sensitive!
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I grew up in a farming community. At an age to early to mention .My neighbor decided to stick his dick in a milker. Well he got stuck and had to yell for his grandfather. The thing about ripped his dick off. To make matters worse his grandfather told everyone. LOL!!!!