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I read posts about vacuum cleaners being used as a thrill or penis pump with noone really advocating it for any long term use. While reading the posts I wondered if anyone had used a

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Old 11-15-2010   #1 (permalink)
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Cow Milking Machines

I read posts about vacuum cleaners being used as a thrill or penis pump with noone really advocating it for any long term use. While reading the posts I wondered if anyone had used a cow milking machine. If I was on a dairy farm, I cannot image the temptation to try it out. Anyone?
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Old 11-15-2010   #2 (permalink)
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I used to live on a farm and i thought about it, but i never did anything lol
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Old 11-15-2010   #3 (permalink)
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A great deal of adapting has to be done on this one because the teat cups are not large enough for most men's penises. However it has been said that the pulsator from a milking machine spliced in between an electric vacuum pump does increase the effectiveness of the pumping session. These are adjustable and again much has been said. If you do net searches on Google you may still come up with quite a bit of information on this one. Machines can be purchased on occasion quite inexpensively off the internet.

For a time there were several j/o clubs that had modified machines that were used on milking tables nationwide. I remember that one club like this did exist in Los Angeles.

The cheapest way to find this kind of stuff would be to look on Ebay or Craigs List in ranching areas and see what you can find. Prices for complete units are variable.

You will need a relatively strong vacuum source to power these however. An automobile AC suction pump should work and these are available from Harbor Freight at relatively low prices as well brand new.

Good Luck and let the rest of us know how well it works.
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Old 11-15-2010   #4 (permalink)
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There are programmable penis vacuum pumps where you can vary the pressures in a repetitive mode. They are expensive. Zoinkerz QS-7 Programmable Vaccum Pump

'If common sense were so common everyone would have it' : Mark Twain
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Old 11-15-2010   #5 (permalink)
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Using milking machines and stuff is cool for porn stories but not for reality. Milking machines aren't meant for people's dicks. Its supposed to be like a calf suckling and thats nothing like getting a blow job. The machines do not stroke you but just pulse and suck so there isn't enough friction rubbing on your skin to get you off. You need something like a Venus2000 to do it. Those electro-ejaculators they use on bulls and pigs to make them cum are the same way where it sounds good but not a good idea to try it for real.
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Old 11-15-2010   #6 (permalink)
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the robojac http://www.funwaysmarketing.com/PRODUCTS/products.htm

Think of all the guys that are cumming right now in the world.
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Old 11-15-2010   #7 (permalink)
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I can see a Darwin Award in the making here.

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Old 11-15-2010   #8 (permalink)
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Having grown up on a dairy, I can say with a fair bit of certainty that you'll have a hard time finding a farmer willing to let you try. The health code violations alone would be enough to shut him down for good.

I used to think about trying it with a calf, they'll suck anything, but was too afraid to try. When they don't get any milk they jam their heads into the udder to stimulate production. I don't think having a calf head but you in the groin would be much fun either.
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Old 11-15-2010   #9 (permalink)
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I can suck the chrom..... nevermine.
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Old 11-15-2010   #10 (permalink)
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Something I like about this site is learning about all the crazy shit men will do to their junk just to get off.
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Old 11-15-2010   #11 (permalink)
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This thread needs to be moved to the "Stupid Things to Do with Your Dick" forum.

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Old 11-16-2010   #12 (permalink)
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Quote:
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This thread needs to be moved to the "Stupid Things to Do with Your Dick" forum.
It seems that no one is going to take advantage of my setup to say:

"What do you think the 'Penis Enlargement' forum is?"

Ba da boom.

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Old 11-16-2010   #13 (permalink)
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I think most brought up on a farm would know that would taint any future milk and get the farm in big trouble. Cow/calves are very curious and will use there tongue to explore just about anything. Their tongues are really rough so I wouldn't even think about letting them lick my dick. They also tend to have runny slobbery noses.
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Old 11-16-2010   #14 (permalink)
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Yeah right. Go ahead and try this if you dare. You're gonna fuck around and have your cock sucked off your body.
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Old 11-27-2010   #15 (permalink)
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I can suck the chrom..... nevermine.

Im inlove with Julie's comment and perhaps Julie!!
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